The NZA Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 Sealab has its moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I think I just wanted to coin a new term. Â "Jizzaganda". Â I hope you like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 This best of british comedy poll silliness is getting out of control. First of all, there's no Frasier on it. Frasier was the best show ever. That Niles. what a character. He was british, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Iambaytor Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 That shows the best. Is DeVito coming back for the new season in the summer? He was the best. Â I don't know, would be cool if he did, but if not I can live with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I haven't been on in a few weeks, and I probably wont be on for a few others, but this whole shit that seems to have blown up in my absence needs to be addressed. Â Nick: I'm sorry for actually caring that all the money set aside for disaster victims actually GOES to disaster victims. I've said, from the begining, that this kind of thing is bad because of the negativity it is going to receive. Those people are JUST AS BAD as Enron, in my oppinion, because of what they did. One thing is taking the money that's left over to buy some odds and ends, quite another is cheating the system while your neighbors are either as bad/worse off than you are. Â a full 25% of the Katrina money was blown on bullshit when there are still thousands who need desperate help. I'm sorry for thinking that 25% of how many Billions would have done wonders to those thousands. Â Also, I was here for Andrew, so spare me the 'you don't know' bullshit. You have no idea what my life was like as a kid, so don't presume. Â My entire position, which you have misconstrued and misrepresented, was that this is only going to make things worse. I was upset that while there are still people out there suffering, Billions of dollars in relief aid was wasted on trips to Punta Cana and flat screen TV's. Â So fuck all of you who've made me look like an uncaring asshole here. Read what I fucking say before you go on your self-righteous crusades and accuse ME of being self-righteous. Â Â I still owe you a beer, and Jax still owes me one. Â Joel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lottie Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 *sigh* i prolly stopped adding to the FAQ when a) i feared it mightve gotten too long to encourage its use, and b) newbies were told it was cancer-inducing. I suppose ill have ot update it.  No sir. I read, I was changed, and I was hungry for more.  Pretty much all the one-liners David Caruso said on CSI: Miami, funny enough on their own but in sequence are fucking hilarious. (I swear to god he pauses and puts on his sunglasses in every one) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOlQX6l5dg  "You don't fall three stories, get up, and run away."  "You do...*dons glasses/gazes into the camera*...if you've got something to hide."  I have to second that as the best quote. David Caruso, you are something else entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 No sir. I read, I was changed, and I was hungry for more.[/qoute]Â Don't encourage him, otherwise he won't stop humping your leg. Â "You don't fall three stories, get up, and run away." Â "You do...*dons glasses/gazes into the camera*...if you've got something to hide." Â I have to second that as the best quote. David Caruso, you are something else entirely. Â I'm sayin' we all need to go buy aviator glasses and people will be all like. Â "Honey, where are you going?" Â "I'm going... *put on sunglasses* ...to buy some milk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 So fuck all of you who've made me look like an uncaring asshole here. Â At the risk of getting 15 dozen more "Fuck You You Communist Prick" PMs, I'm gonna say you do a pretty good job of that all by yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 WHY DO THE WEIRDO'S ALWAYS FIND ME?!?!?!?!?! gman0402: hi me: hi gman0402: whcih one is u in the pic the one with the glasses  me: no the one in black gman0402: nice age gman0402: how old are u love me: what? me: 26 gman0402: nice where u located u look good  gman0402: you look yummy like ur top gman0402: the way it fits u me: miami gman0402: nice im gonna have to pay u a visit  gman0402: would u like that gman0402: i'll take u all over gman0402: shopping gman0402: movies gman0402: and stuff gman0402: would u like that honey me: gman0402: u can bring the girl in the glasses along gman0402: is that ur friend gman0402: 347 678 4985 me: yes she is... my sorority sister gman0402: u wnana talk on the phone princess gman0402: to say gman0402: hi gman0402: to me gman0402: thats nice gman0402: what did u have to do to get in gman0402: the sorority me: I started my own sorority gman0402: thats nice are u straght or bi me: straight gman0402: nice love gman0402: like that gman0402: u like older guys gman0402: u ever date older me: no not really gman0402: we can be friends then if u like gman0402: what u do u work or go to college or both me: both gman0402: nice what is ur major princess me: nursing gman0402: oh mom i dated a nurse nice gman0402: what will be ur specialty geriatrics or kids gman0402: i like u already lol gman0402: ever been to ny gman0402: are u on mi gente me: no... gman0402: cause i dont konw how i got u on my buddy list me: I don't like that website gman0402: so where do i know u from love gman0402: how come honey gman0402: so u on aol too gman0402: whats ur screen name on aol gman0402: maybe a know u from there me: la isa bonita me: but I only have aim gman0402: oh oik  me: and I am no longer part of that website because the people that I had met on there were very closed minded gman0402: did u ever have mi gente at all then gman0402: tell me more  gman0402: are u open minded i like open minded girls like u gman0402: they were like old fashioned and traditional right gman0402: so u closed ur account with mi gente so thats where i know u then amor me: I am pro gay and lesbian rights gman0402: u must have me: and most of the people on there aren't gman0402: so am i my brother is gay me: so is mine gman0402: and to tell u the truth im curious lol gman0402: dont tell anyone lol me: and my best friend is gay too me: ok... gman0402: awe that is cute gman0402: i went to the site call cody banks gman0402: to check it out gman0402: they pay straight guys to model in movies gman0402: and do u know what gman0402: suck other guys and be sucked by others gman0402: i downloaded the movie from limewire it was weird gman0402: but i have nothing against gays gman0402: two girls is not that bad gman0402: if u think about it gman0402: its socially acceptable for girls to kiss on the mouth ; gman0402: did i lose u honey me: nope gman0402: good girl gman0402: so u see we all have the potential to at least gman0402: explore same sex experience gman0402: its just that some people close up and dont admit it to themselves gman0402: for instance u and that girl in the pic with the glasses gman0402: given the right circumstance u two would do something i feel me: No we wouldn't gman0402: it depends on the moment and the mood u are in gman0402: we i know that me: trust me we wouldn't gman0402: but the subconscious mind works in weird ways gman0402: u know i've had dreams of me sucking my own penis gman0402: and sucking others but i consider myself straight gman0402: u figure gman0402: in ancient times it was normal for a man to have a mistress as well as a male lover me: yes back in the greek era gman0402: there are stragit guys gman0402: right this min who will suck gman0402: and only suck another guy thats it gman0402: i know cause i've been propositioned gman0402: on several occasions by guys gman0402: one girl i know was like gman0402: wow can i watch lol gman0402: i said no caus im not gonna do it gman0402: if i were to do it it to feel how it feels thats all gman0402: but i have fantasized gman0402: u know the penis minus the body gman0402: is different gman0402: i consider the penis a work of art gman0402: and if i were ever to suck it it would be like me gman0402: marveling it at it as such not gman0402: becuase its attached to a guy that i like gman0402: no way gman0402: id sort of gman0402: u know if he were to put a hole in a sheet gman0402: and stick it throught that would be ok gman0402: so i dont have to deal with anything else but the taste and feel of the penis gman0402: that would be awesome gman0402: that i would have that much control of a mans pleasure gman0402: its a power thing to women i know that gman0402: what do u think gman0402: ms garces me: I think I am going to bed.. gman0402: with ur permission can i gman0402: do something dont go yet gman0402: can i show u something and u tell me if its not a work of art You have accepted the invitation to start photo sharing.  gman0402: ok thats a girl gman0402: shes is a wrok of art me: if it's a picture of your penis I am going to sign off... gman0402: and this gman0402: nope gman0402: omg gman0402: calm down gman0402: lol gman0402: now some guys would say one is prettier than the other but to me they are both pretty gman0402: dont u agree gman0402: if u just focus on their features gman0402: one has nice legs gman0402: while the other has a nice top gman0402: u see what i mean gman0402: to each his own gman0402: thats all gman0402: now u can go to bed gman0402: young lady me: ok... me: good nite gman0402: nite talk to u again gman0402: ciao bella gman0402: hold it gman0402: which one do u find prettier gman0402: the one sitting down or standing me: niether... gman0402: u see a closed minded person would say neither lol gman0402: just kidding me: right... gman0402: are u afraid if u chose one it meant me: good nite gman0402: that u liked her lol me: no not at all gman0402: by all means it doesnt mean that me: I can admit when a woman is beautiful gman0402: u see ur subconscious was working there gman0402: ok gman0402: so neither is gman0402: wow u are picky gman0402: hold on one more pick ok gman0402: how about now gman0402: the girl standing up but a little more revealing gman0402: is she pretty now me: I closed it gman0402: or no me: I'm going to bed gman0402: its not a nude honey me: good nite gman0402: nite princess p.s. L'obo you're the girl in the glasses...  p.s.s. I totally believe this guy needs a therapist...  That was ackward. Funny, but ackward. He seems like a keeper Isa, where'd you find him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Joel - called it like i saw it; when youve got a mass of people abandoned by FEMA more than anyone shy of the army corps of engineers themselves, left to die, no one in power seemed to geniuniely care, I just dont see those who dipped in the cookie jar when they shouldvtve as the villians here, never could. I come from a coutnry that can put men on the moon and initiate wars on the other side of the world, "couldn't" isnt an acceptable answer, for preperation or response. Looking back, i was more surprised by MM's stance than yours. That's not a slight against you as much as id expect an EMS worker to see my point, but its irrelevant now. Â End of the day, if i came from the lower 9th ward, lost my family & got abandoned by my contry? id buy anything id ever wanted to escape to a life less horrible, and nobody'd be in a position to judge me. Â Nothing really more than that. I cant imagine what you owe me a beer for this time, but free beer is one of the few thigns i wont argue over. Appreciated the offer for 24 as well, ill let you know if anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Jesus H. why did'nt you sign off earlier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 do we need more? you decide. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 do we need more? you decide.   Yes we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 ...alright...which ones? i guess i should put all our current ones up since you can scroll through them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 so where were you when hurricane andrew hit, arch...just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jumbie Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 ...alright...which ones? i guess i should put all our current ones up since you can scroll through them now. Â this one, for starters: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Nintendo's Virtual Boy The red monochromatic 3-D "virtual reality" system failed due to issues related to players getting eye strain and headaches when trying to play it along with the problem that the system required the player to be isolated during play thus killing any social interaction while playing. It was the first (and, thus far, only) Nintendo console to flop. Gunpei Yokoi, who is largely credited for the success of Game Boy and the Metroid series, resigned from the company shortly thereafter to start his own company, though many connected his departure to the Virtual Boy failure. Incidentally, he died in a car crash two years later.  Man, what a harsh life. Sure, the VB blinded junkerseed, but even he says it was worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Man, I useta always see that in ads in comic books and wish it could be mine... Â Right, I'm off to get beer. Keep the toilet seat warm for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2007 Author Share Posted January 15, 2007 Â Beat em & Eat em: a game meant for the wii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The Boondocks - Return of The KingUploaded by Dethklok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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