Senshik Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 That was ackward. Funny, but ackward. He seems like a keeper Isa, where'd you find him? You think that's ackward? Once on AIM, I had this buddy who I COULD NOT GET RID OF even after deleting him three times. He would describe how wonderful it felt to use pull-ups during the night. Nighties or something. DIAPERS! He wore diapers. I would tell him he was lying and that his joke was funny and odd, but that I didn't want to hear about it anymore. Well, point is that he convinced by telling me about this for about a year. He said that online was the only place where he could say such a thing without getting embaressed by the real people in his life. If this is in fact true, he needs help. Not only would he describe wearing diapers to me, he would also try to sell me the idea. He kept on going about how I should buy this brand and try them one night and tell him how it felt, he was sure I would enjoy it as much as he. Whatever, eventually AIM finally decided to take my request seriuosly and deleted the sad deprived 20 yr old diaper wearing guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Me: Good morning, my name is Kerstin Espinoza calling from LNR Property Coroporation and I'm inquiring about a notice from your state regarding entity LNR NE Holdings, Inc. Operator: ANd what is the State ID number? Me: I only see the Federal ID number... I can give that to you. *sigh* Operator: NO, I need the State ID number otherwise you need to call back with the state ID number. Me: As I mentioned before, I only have the federal ID number. Could you pull up a search through entity name? Operator: In order for me to assist you I need the state ID number. Me: I've called this state before, using the Federal ID number and recieved assistance, m'am. But it's okay I'll just call back and get someone else who knows what they're doing. Thank you, good bye. I've no patience for this. I called back, got a different person, and they helped me juuuuuuuust fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 You think that's ackward? Once on AIM, I had this buddy who I COULD NOT GET RID OF even after deleting him three times. He would describe how wonderful it felt to use pull-ups during the night. Nighties or something. DIAPERS! He wore diapers. I would tell him he was lying and that his joke was funny and odd, but that I didn't want to hear about it anymore. Well, point is that he convinced by telling me about this for about a year. He said that online was the only place where he could say such a thing without getting embaressed by the real people in his life. If this is in fact true, he needs help. Not only would he describe wearing diapers to me, he would also try to sell me the idea. He kept on going about how I should buy this brand and try them one night and tell him how it felt, he was sure I would enjoy it as much as he. Whatever, eventually AIM finally decided to take my request seriuosly and deleted the sad deprived 20 yr old diaper wearing guy. See you don't have men asking you to shit on them... so they can eat it. Or pee in a cup so they can drink it too. I'M TELLING YOU I GET ALL THE WEIRDOS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) To scale.... I'm guessing the Death Star dwarfs all these. Edited January 18, 2007 by Jack's Meandering Thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Self-spoiler-tagging cockpics. The future's looking so bright, I'ma have to wear spoilertags shades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Yeah... i guess my weirdo wasn't too bad... until he described how it felt to have shat in his diapers. He said he liked the way the turd felt stuck to his ass-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I just remembered I posted before... man, that diapers guy was gross. Yah. Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Yes we do. We need a smilie playing Wii, but alas, this is all I could find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Yah. Totally. :shoot: quiet you two; i just killed the board for a wee bit when i upgraded us half-assed, but surely now that its shiny again, theyll be back. Youll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Not nearly enough of you read Runaways, so here's what i came up with to reinforce my MetalHearts = Gert argument. she's even got a dinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 Hello Irish Cowboy, We at Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan would like to wish you a happy birthday today! Best thing ive heard all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Troll Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 QUOTE Hello Irish Cowboy, We at Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan would like to wish you a happy birthday today Best thing ive heard all night. Hey, it's my birthday too/ WHat're the odds of that? YOu know what's fucked up, though? Ain't no O-ficial Wu site sending shit to me for my birthday. U white boys got all the hook-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 You gotta sign up to their mailing list. you know, some people think Wu has more white fans than some other hip hop artists, but then again mos def and kweli and such get accused of that shit too, i never really pay attention to it. The only way that coulda been better is if the RZA signed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Troll Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You gotta sign up to their mailing list. Hells no! last time I registered for something I ended up on the Dade County Sex Predators Watch List. Can't live within 1000 ft of a school, can't have contact with ma own damned kids. Cn't get a fuckin job at McDonalds even. This country- I swear, you touch *one* white woman and they go fuckin nuts! Sex offenders registry is the 21st century lynching. What were we talking about again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Troll Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Let a playa play! Let a nigga, um, nigg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 "Black people yelling 'racism!'. White people yelling 'reverse racism!'. Chinese people yelling 'sideways racism!. And the Indians ain't yelling shit cos they dead. So everybody bitching about how bad they people got it, nobody got it worse than the American Indian, everyone needs to calm the fuck down." - Chris Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 been meanin to apologize to bishop, archangel, and newt for not being good about returning calls, like usual. Class starts up again and im such a cock about it. anyway....you know, a long time back, this showed up in my mailbox. I never figurd out how or why, just thought i should share it. im thinking madman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Things Hondo's needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 Things Hondo's needs. shit, there's a lotta cool ones there, but which in particualr? im not as picky as yahven about unused smielys, but we are piling them up. im down for a few of these if you guys think theyd get use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Use them?! Pshaw! You put those motherfuckers up them and if they get used once a fucking millenium then you LIKE it? You know why? Cause they're badass, that's why. The Knoll used to be smiley fucking central until Don Baineone brought down his hammer (and sicle) of oppression on me and made me trim the fat a bit. P.S. Get the laughing Kefka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 (edited) THe fuck!? Nascar avatar!!?!?! Nick, you bastard. -_-" there. changed. Edited January 22, 2007 by Senshik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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