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We've got Nickleback who sings every fucking thing they do "I went to the couch, and sat down, I leaned to the right and ripped one, then I sat back up straight, and leaned back, and my wife came in and said, damn what's that smell?" that's like one verse for them. Somebody get these guys a fucking rhyming dictionary

 

i think Run DMC or one of them used to sell a rhyming dictionary, but i mgiht be making that up.

PS SOAD wasnt bad, but theyre no Rage 's all.

 

ps "love holes" are where its at.

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On February 9, 2004, on the eve of the Tennessee primary, Gore gave what some consider his harshest criticism of the president yet when he accused George W. Bush of betraying the country by using the 9/11 attacks as a justification for the invasion of Iraq. "He betrayed this country!" Gore shouted into the microphone. "He played on our fears! He took America on an ill-conceived foreign adventure dangerous to our troops, an adventure preordained and planned before 9/11 ever took place!"

 

Gore really turned out alright later on. I keep thinking if he'dve won, sure theydve tried to pin 9-11 on him, but at least we woudlnt be in fucking iraq.

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The Pogues St. Patrick's Tour

 

March 5, 2007.......Congress Theatre.......Chicago, IL

March 6, 2007.......Congress Theatre.......Chicago, IL

March 10, 2007......Avalon......................Boston, MA

March 11, 2007......Orpheum...................Boston, MA

March 16, 2007......Electric Factory...........Philadelphia, PA

March 17, 2007......Roseland Ballroom......New York, NY

 

Methinks I'll be heading up north in March...

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Its really cool to be browing myspace and see my academy class shot.

 

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In the least condescending way possible man, I'm so proud of you(like I said- not in the ownership way, just in the 'wow he really did make it & wasn't dojing us' kinda way'.

 

I figured if you were dojing you'd prolly start buying up all the arizona desert you could & pull a Johnny Wombat or something. Come to that...

 

Shit. Where's MM when you need him? Motherfucker could Google Britney's afterbirth if he needed to review it. Right now I could use his help finding a pic of Johnny Wombat.

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You want gold flies to go with that platinum-covered turd? NO, CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED THAT SHIT!!

 

Let Hilda have a man who'll put some use to that gag-reflex of hers. All you need is a wet hanky, or maybe when she shits out that midget you can have that.

 

If you could only see the way she loves me

Then maybe you would understand

Why I feel this way about our love

And what I must do

If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says

When she says she loves me

 

Well you got your reasons

And you got your lies

And you got your manipulations

They cut me down to size

 

Sayin you love but you dont

You give your love but you wont

 

If you could only see the way she loves me

Then maybe you would understand

Why I feel this way about our love

And what I must do

If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says

When she says she loves me

 

Seems the road less traveled

Shows happiness unraveled

And you got to take a little dirt

To keep what you love

Thats what you gotta do

 

Sayin you love but you dont

You give your love but you wont

Youre stretching out your arms to something thats just not there

Sayin you love where you stand

Give your heart when you can

 

If you could only see the way she loves me

Then maybe you would understand

Why I feel this way about our love

And what I must do

If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says

When she says she loves me

 

Sayin you love but you dont

You give your love but you wont

Sayin you love where you stand

Give your heart when you can

 

If you could only see the way she loves me

Then maybe you would understand

Why I feel this way about our love

And what I must do

If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says

When she says she loves me

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aww. look at Skeeter! Such a sweet looking kid... who would've thought...

 

 

 

If you have a Maggie Gyllenhaal fetish, may I recomend to you "Sherrybaby". When not walking around without a bra she's getting fucked hardcore style by many men, including one Danny Trejo.

 

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For a moment I thought it was Kristen Dunst... and then I wondered if Mr. Gyllenhaal ever thought she looked like his sister... :ohface:

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Maggie Gyllenhal is fucking revolting, and I'd post her in the celebrities I wouldn't bang thread, but I naturally assumed that noone like rock-addicted kiddie-felching man-looking chicks with ugly tits & an immovable expression that most IC nurses recognise from vegetables vaguely aware enough to enjoy having their arses wiped.

 

Shit, was I wrong?

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