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a-fucking-men

 

 

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Q: What does the Grassy Knoll have that Hondo's Bar doesn't?

A: The ability to do HTML in a manner that doesn't involve knowing how to fucking code

 

EDIT +2: AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING SCRUNCH ALL THE GODDAMN FUCKING TEXT TOGETHER EVERY TIME YOU HAVE FUCKING AUDACITY TO MAKE A POST WITH FUCKING WORDS AND PICTURES IN IT AT THE SAME TIME. SERIOUSLY WHO DID THE CODING FOR INVISION, MUSICMANIAC!!!!!!!!!

 

EDIT +3: STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE! BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT SOFTWARE!!! EAT!!! SHIT!!! AND!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

Edit 4: Fixed it.

 

 

Seriously though, your HTML embed coding gargles balls for a living.

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Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming too! We're Wonder Pets and we'll help you!

 

What's gonna work? Teeeeeamwork!

What's gonna work? Teeeeeamwork!

 

We're not too big and we're not too tough, but when we work together, we've got the right stuff!

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Attention Wal-Mart Customers:

 

You're all fucking retarded. Open your eyes, and your ears. Get over yourself. Assholes.

 

 

 

Thank you.

*comforts MetalHeart* There, there. It'll be ok. According to the Lost Writings of Darwin, there will one day be The Great Cleansing. It will be glorious. :)

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Q: What does the Grassy Knoll have that Hondo's Bar doesn't?

A: The ability to do HTML in a manner that doesn't involve knowing how to fucking code

 

ha whenever i go over to the knoll and try to use html,

i always wish for the simplicity of hondo's.

i still can't do it on the knoll

 

here it's just post your code and then select auto line break mode in post options.

it takes no more than two seconds

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This place NEEDS Mike

 

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It cost £14,000 to create, but clearly no-one at the smart London design outfit that came up with the new logo for HM Treasury thought to turn it on its side.

The logo, for the Office of Government Commerce, was intended to signify a bold commitment to the body’s aim of “improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement”.

 

Instead, it has generated howls of mirth and what is likely to be a barrage of teasing emails from mandarins in other departments.

 

According to insiders, the graphic was already proudly etched on mousemats and pens before it was unveiled for employees, who spotted the clanger within seconds.

 

Staff have apparently now stripped their office of souvenirs bearing the logo, which could appear on eBay within days.

 

A spokesman for OGC said: “It is true that it caused a few titters among some staff when viewed on its side, but on consideration we concluded that the effect was generic to the particular combination of the letters OGC - and it is not inappropriate to an organisation that’s looking to have a firm grip on Government spend.”

 

The OGC was created in the early days of the Blair Government when the premier brought in Peter Gershon from GEC Marconi to improve spending efficiency.

 

His Gershon Report recommended the creation of the OGC and he became its chief executive for its first four years.

 

OGC now has a staff of 564 with a head office in Norwich and other branches in London, Leeds and Edinburgh. Brand expert Michael Hamilton said while the logo’s double-entendre was probably not deliberate, it could prove an added bonus for OGC.

 

The Image that created the excitement?

 

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problem is...turn it 90 degrees and you get

 

nogc300.gif

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