The NZA Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 Why the fuck do those goddamn smileys i dont even fuckin use keep croppin up everywhere?! I must put an end to that. That, and postin 2 times back to back in this random, random thread. PS Try doin this: ( ! ) but without the spaces, and it comes out like (!) :railgun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 aaa- wickywickywickywicky! shut up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Come on, i'll have ye ya wee bollix...........oh shit sorry, wrong place, which way to hondo's?? hic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 if ($Nick eq "loser") { smack_him_silly($Nick); } elsif ($Nick eq "freak") { spray_with_mace($Nick); } else { ro_sham_bu($Nick); } while ($artistic eq "bad_speller") { foreach $asshole(@drunkendeities) { give_Chf_a_dime(); } } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 19, 2002 Author Share Posted April 19, 2002 I wonder if anyone else on this board right now is listenin to "Bjork - Pagan Poetry"? Wanna get that new album, didnt know she had one. she loves him...she loves him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 "What are all the quarters for? Ninjas. Yeah... ninjas... 4 bucks... that's get me 16 ninjas, but I'll probably get the stupid erasers a couple of times so lets make that 12 or 13. No, they don't sell the aliens anymore, now it's ninjas. The ninjas are kind of cooler anyways. Now, help me carry these damned things back to the car." Great thing about being a 19 year old with the mind of a 7 year old is you can get as much from those quarter machines as you friggin want. No grownups saying you can't have anymore change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Lies. They're all Lies! I dont care what the photographs show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 My name is Tina, and I'm an 18 years old (soon 19), and I attend highschool in so. cali. I enjoy doing artwork, chatting with new people, and doing my shows. You can see my homepage by clicking here. Don't worry, it's PG-13! ;) Make sure to drop a line in my guestbook if you found my site interesting! -TiNa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Pancake Recipe from my friend PsygnisFive: 1 1/2 cups flour 2 1/2 Teespoons baking powder 3/4 Teaspoons salt 1 egg 1 1/4 cups milk 3 Tablespoons oil Mix together, fry on pan till golden, get them off pan, try to move pan, burn fingers, scream, suck on fingers, dump water on pan, dodge steam, stick the cold pancakes in the microwave, heat, eat, spit out because they taste nasty from being microwaved, throw them out, get frozen packaged pancakes from the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 la la lala la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn I never realized how short everyone is...I feel like I tower over them geez...it has its advantages but umm yeah I don't like the fact that I am taller than most guys....damn IT DAD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE 6'3" :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 I'm all aloneeeeeeee, with no one here beside me... Feelings nothing more than feelings.. who let the dogs out who who who who who let the dogs out I can't see me loving no body but you... ::shameless plug:: Come on down to Taps of life come and sing ur nites away hurry on by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 It tastes like.. burning... :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 You know, it doesn't matter if the ketchup is too cold if you already put way too much pepper on the eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 So, MARS has this great sale going on now. For some reason, several of their stores have closed in FL and now their mega store in Dolphin Mall is having some incredible stuff! I'm going to go there & pick up another guitar hopefully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 On the corner to the right of my house is a daycare center with midget clowns painted on it, to the left of my house there's a cemetary. Guess which side I feel safer on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 19, 2002 Author Share Posted April 19, 2002 ..every time, the same. A new member joins, and even if the username is "IrishCowboysMommaBlowsKak", i gotta sit there & watch em post once or twice first. Go on, try to antagonize folks, or worse yet, say somethin dumb in the Lyceum for your 1st thread. Into the House you go. *sigh* "Let Me Sleep On it", come on down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Neighbourhood Watch Under no circumstances does it involve any form of patrolling or the formation of vigilante groups!! :shoot: :railgun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 19, 2002 Author Share Posted April 19, 2002 I. Chief is a homo, as proven from deductive logic 1)People who like X-Box or rank on Final Fantasy at all times, whilst promoting their vehicular choice, are, in all observable cases (empirical - please refer to Schellenberg's "On the existence of homos" argument, et all), of a latent homosexual nature. 2)Chief Slapaho meets all criteria of premise 1, and is also mexican. thus, 3)Chief Slapaho is a homo. Tune in next week, where we will prove that god is a sheep who doesn't exist (as prophesized by Epicurus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Athena Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Why is it that just when you think you've got it all figured out, nothing fucking works, and then you just decide that maybe it's better just to take a nap-- or better yet-- check in on the forum. Do you think my parents will still love me if I drop out of school 6 class days before the end of my last semester? Do you think I'll just shrivel up and die and cease to exist if I don't get my degree like everybody thinks I should? Sometimes, I wish that I had more balls. Less balls, perhaps, than the amount which would make me a man, in which case I would have to ass-rape Yahve, and I'm not sure how he would react to that. No, but yeah. I just wish that I would do something crazy. Feel alive or some shit like that. Or at least maybe just crack up. They could put me in some sort of crazy person institution, and then my parents would have a good excuse for their failure of a child. Or maybe I just wish I had enough balls to concentrate on what I'm doing (instead of posting here when I should be working). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 When describing my music tastes, i refuse to use the word "eclectic"; that's one o' those words wankers use when they wanna say "im not quite intelligent enough to play anythin that isnt forced upon me by my 5 pre-set radio stations". Semantics - language as a whole - can be a beautiful thing. I admit to sometimes wishin folks actually once in a while expressed themsevles in shakespearean form...how many times have you heard a depressed man say "Verily, my soul is so laden with darkness, i fear one could see mine shadow on the sun." Wordy, yes, but fuckin elegant. Dont confuse eloquence and original expression with words like "eclectic". Those're what one chick i used to know called "Plethora" words: there's better ways of describin that without sayin "a whole lotta shit, hot doggy!" or reachin for ten-dollar words that reek of condescendence. Ive got porn with asians, blacks, whites etc, rangin in positions and angle of moneyshot...is that eclectic, you fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 "What if everyone had grown up to be what they wanted to? We'd have a world full of nothing but cowboys, firemen, ballerinas, and nurses!" - Lily Tomlin Maybe this is more o' that cheezy "brush with death" talk weve heard recently, but i cant fathom a life in which I'm unhappy/unfullfilled by what I do; if the job's mundane, it damn well better give me enough time to do somethin meaningful (hence, all the security work). It's occured to me that right now, "somethin meaningful" is typin on this board. At least im connectin to others, that's wroth somethin. Ever the existentialist in my outlook on life...ive shed much of the naive idealism of my youth, but that which's stayed is stronger than ever, and I do my best not to lose it. I won't change the world. I won't even leave my mark. But I'll damn well leave this place a lil better than how i found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Cub Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 2 Cookies (25g/0.9oz) Servings per container: About 8 Amount Per Serving: Calories 130 Calories from Fat 70 % Daily Value* Total Fat 7g 11% Saturated Fat 3.5g 18% Why are you still reading this garbage? Cholesterol Less than 5mg 2% Sodium 65mg 3% Total Carbohydrate 16g 5% Have you really got nothing else better to do? Dietary Fiber Less than 1g 3% Sugars 8g Protein 1g.... Peppridge Farm Mint Milano Distinctive Cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebert Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Rush. Boy, do they suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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