soldier of fortune Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ugh, exam tomorrow, boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Just wanted to say Happy Birf to all you September babies!!! Hope you all had an awesome birf!!!!!!!!!!!! love you all! Muah*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 cooking for mah man makes all the effort worth it...how I love to see him enjoy eating something I cooked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I WANT NOW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I have 100 posts now :-D I'm proud, I'm getting over my internet social anxiety :-P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I MISS MH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHERE'S IS MAH MH??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Mmmmm my weekly internet fix. Hey, Hondos! Sup? Waking at 3:30 in the AM for work is quite draining. Getting home 12 hours later is also draining. But money is good for keeping a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, and clothes on our bodies. My lover and I are sleeping on a twin mattress right now, but you know what? I think we'll keep it that way. It's very cozy and lovely. Who needs large beds anyway when we end up entwined on one side or the other anyhow? Living with wonderful friends and the beautiful 8 month old also has me infected with baby fever. She's so adorable. I love that kid. I feel so happy right now I think I could burst. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 My eyes sting, my head aches, i can't stay awake much longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Mmmmm my weekly internet fix. Hey, Hondos! Sup? Waking at 3:30 in the AM for work is quite draining. Getting home 12 hours later is also draining. But money is good for keeping a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, and clothes on our bodies. My lover and I are sleeping on a twin mattress right now, but you know what? I think we'll keep it that way. It's very cozy and lovely. Who needs large beds anyway when we end up entwined on one side or the other anyhow? Living with wonderful friends and the beautiful 8 month old also has me infected with baby fever. She's so adorable. I love that kid. I feel so happy right now I think I could burst. <3 I'm so happy to hear that you're doing good! Where/what are you working at now? I can't wait until you make a thread titled, "Our brood is growing -- I'm knocked up!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I love this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I'm so happy to hear that you're doing good! Where/what are you working at now? I can't wait until you make a thread titled, "Our brood is growing -- I'm knocked up!!!!" ATC Logistics & Electronics, doing Test and Repair on cell phones. I can't say much more about it, or they'll come in the night and slaughter all the ones I love, haha. <33 As for getting preggers... Just not for me right now, but I am excited for the day it does happen. We're going to wait until I"m 25 I think, so just two more years. Going to be saving a lot during that time so that we're not living paycheck to paycheck and can be a little more stable. I mean, you can never really plan to have children, but we're going to try to do our best, lol. <3 PS I can't wait until you and Benny make the same thread yourselves... <33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I just stole that Gif DoJ. Best boob gif EVER! Its probably the best gif ever, let alone best boob gif.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 ATC Logistics & Electronics, doing Test and Repair on cell phones. I can't say much more about it, or they'll come in the night and slaughter all the ones I love, haha. <33 As for getting preggers... Just not for me right now, but I am excited for the day it does happen. We're going to wait until I"m 25 I think, so just two more years. Going to be saving a lot during that time so that we're not living paycheck to paycheck and can be a little more stable. I mean, you can never really plan to have children, but we're going to try to do our best, lol. <3 PS I can't wait until you and Benny make the same thread yourselves... <33 After the wedding...356 days and counting... As for now, we're having a dandy old time of practicing the baby-making. I've been told that practice makes perfect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I've been trying to hit 7,000 posts since Ben & I got internets again...shit, I just might accomplish it today. P'al Carajo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I can post videos now! I don't need no group :-D :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Wait, you're not saving yourself for jesus/marriage? Kids today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Just wanted to say Happy Birf to all you September babies!!! Hope you all had an awesome birf!!!!!!!!!!!! love you all! Muah*** What about us Prom night Dumpster babies? We got no moms or dads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I gotta find this Family guy song on Youtube tonight Peter: On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sitting at the table next to ours Now Barney, who was pretty friggin' wasted Got up and stumbled over with a groan He said: "Hey, just between us, my neanderthalic penis is as massive as a stegosaurus bone!” All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Meg: “Did Barney really say that?” Peter: “Oh, yeah! He is a bastard.” Lois: “Wow!” Peter: “An-And he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women! Ah, aah.. it's Sad! It's really sad...” Brian: “Well you think that's bad, listen to this…” One day I met an ape of great charisma Magilla the Gorilla was his name He wore a little hat and matching bowtie A fashion witch has brought him great acclaim I said: "What do you see as your career-peak? Of all your many flashy escapades.” He said: "Well this is funky, but you're looking at the monkey who’s responsible for bringing you the AIDS. “ All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Peter: “So he’s the cold prick?” Stewie: “I say that is just awful!” Lois: “Okay, okay! Listen to this little gin…” I had a conversation at a party With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd He told me I just had to see his rifle And dropped it at the table with a thud I said to him: “It’s quite a lovely firearm.” He told me his fiancé likes it to He said: “This maybe corny but it really gets me horny when I press it to her temple while we screw!” All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Peter: “Aw, God! That is one sick bastard!” Stewie: “Euw, you’re not kidding?” Brian: “Yeah, that… eeh… that stuff’s kinda’ against the law to, I think.” Chris: “Well, I got one that’s even worse than that…” On Friday-night I went to get some candy Some soda and some chips and other stuff Along the way I passed a little alley And there I saw that K-9 called McGruff I said to him: “Hey! You’re that famous crime dog!” He said: “I only work from nine to five! And now it’s close “ten-ish” and I got a job to finish ‘cause as you can see this hooker’s still alive!” All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Meg: “That’s awful!” Stewie: “Uh! Imagine McGruff beating up hookers!” Peter: “He is a dick… He is a DICK!” Stewie: “Yes, yes! He’s a nasty Cartoon, but I can top that… Listen to this!” One day as I was strolling through the forest I happened on some mushroom covered turf And there from underneath a patro-fungus Emerged the one and only Papa Smurf He said: “This is our secret mushroom village!” I said: “Then I’m the first to see these views?” He said: “I’m only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians, Adams, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!” All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Lois: “That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!” Stewie: “Oh, he’s a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe, and do you know what I did when I got home?” Brian: “What?” Stewie: “I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!” [LAUGHTER] Peter: “That’s sweeeeet…” Meg: “Can I go next?” Lois: “Of course, sweetie!” Meg: “One day I met a…-” Peter: “Holy crap! Look who’s here, it’s Jason Alexander!” JA: “Hey, Cartoon-haters!” Meg: “B-but I was supposed to go next!” Lois: “Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander wants to talk!” JA: “I couldn’t help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree. Cartoons are real fucking assholes!” Brian: “Yeah, that’s sorta’ what we’ve been trying to communicate.” JA: “Well, get a load of this!” Peter: “(Laughing) He said load!!” Lois: “(Laughing) I know! I heard!” I once met Scooby-Doo at a première bash He looked a little haggard and he stunk He said: “The trouble started last December. When Daphne made a pass while she was drunk.” And now he’s got a child out of wedlock It’s dealing his career a fatal blow I asked him: “Where’s the baby?” He said: “Jason, buddy, maybe now you see why fuckin’ Scrappy’s gotta go!” All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks Peter: “Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne?” JA: “Shocking isn’t it?” Peter: “Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap this up?” [CHOIR SINGING] So let us now leave you with one suggestion A bit of wisdom you can take for free ‘Cause the Micky’s and the Goofy’s and the Daffy’s Are not the gentle souls they seem to be So anytime Sylvester catches Tweety Or Tom has got poor Jerry in a fix (He’s in a fix!) Sit back and just observe it; ‘Cause the little shits deserve it FOR ALL CARTOONS ARE FUCKIN’ DICKS! Stewie: “So! When do we get to the ‘off-color’ part of the album?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I have nothing but love for all youse! Waitaminute... isn't your birf in October? cooking for mah man makes all the effort worth it...how I love to see him enjoy eating something I cooked! oh man, you just moved in with him.... at first it feels that way.. but two years later after making the meals yourself (occasionally he'll make sheperd's pie maybe 2-3 times in that time frame) and after hearing "I'll learn to cook because I need to learn anyway for fire" for the past two years... I SO wish I felt the way you do, Aarty!!! Enjoy it while it lasts! *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 The date of my birth is by no means reflective of my status as a Prom Night Dumpster baby. Jeez you're insensitive! My story isn't long but it's awfully sad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I'm sorry! Please forgive me!!! :misty::misty::misty::misty::misty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 OH HOLY FUCK I AM SO BORED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 ALthough I came from a hole, I'm singin' straight from the soul.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Wait, you're not saving yourself for jesus/marriage? Kids today Yeah...suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Every time an acquaintance asks about the wedding, I feel half obligated to invite them...damn do I wish I had all the monies in the world to invite all the people that i would really like there...and not invite the ones I don't care much for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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