BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Don't you ever in your motherfuckin' life... touch my penis. Touch my penis. HEY! You're touchin' my penis! You better stop it now before I get mad. Hey, you're touchin MY penis! You'd better stop it now before I get mad. Cause, don't you ever in your motherfuckin' life... touch my penis... oh touch my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2002 Author Share Posted April 21, 2002 "You wanna know about responsibility? Our existence deforms the universe." Selah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 "Hmm, we can buy the basics here, can we get that 15 dollar modem and the cheapest fan you got?" Salesman: "Well, yeah, see, the thing is, I've got a modem that is so much better than htis one, just for 5 bucks more. Ok, you know what? For you, I'll make it just 3 bucks more. hell, I'll throw in instructional videos and a fruit dehydrator. No? ok... ok... let me talk to my manager ::15 minutes later:: ok... I just got this modem, I just stole it from my bosses computer. I will get fired for this, but you can have it for 17 dollars. And this fan... I took it from the hospital bed of my dying mother, yeah, it was the only thing providing cold air in the room, but I have to serve my customers, you can have it for 20 bucks. And the network card? Oh, you can get it for 30 if you pay right now! Wait wait, the price just rose to 50... ::pulls up big screen with rising and lowering bar:: the price on this thing is unstable as hell, you'd better buy now, or you'll never get a deal like this.... tell ya what... knock down those three bottles with this baseball and it's yours for 35... ::Boss comes in:: "What? Are you crazy? 35 dollars!?!? We'll go out of business!!! I have to feed my wife and kids! You've taken this too far!" "I'm putting my job on the line to give you a good deal! You need to buy now, or I'll get fired, my mother will die, my bosses child will starve to death and your computer will turn out like crap!" God damn ex car salesman trying to sell computer parts. Bet he was fired from sellin cars cause he was too pushy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy... My buddy and me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Cub Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Hey, Butthead, check it out! It's a dead Chinchilla! He he he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 :::taps tea for two:::: ehh I need to log in under my name.... :wary: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 now that I am under the correct SN... Super's Interpretations.... Your a song written by the hands of God.... ohh omg you are soooo fine Underneath your clothes there is an endless story..... damn he must be awsome in the sack to write a line like that I wanna fuck you like an Animal....I wanna feel you from ur insides... EEKKK Talk about being depictive damn...I know you want me but shiiiiiiiiittttttttt.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 The policeman is not here to create disorder, the policeman is here to preserve disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Guinness for Strength! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 "I hAve SomE sCATtErEd pIcTurEs LaYiNg On My bEdRoOm FLoOr, rEMinDs mE of ThE tIMeS wE shArEd, MaKeS Me WISH tHAt YoU wErE HeRe"~Greenday I miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Most blatant shameless plug ever to all: While you're here in the Drunken Forum, come on in to the bars or post in the other threads, there's more here than just the Random thread!! First rounds on the house!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Fooking 9 pages of insane ramblings!! At least it has the post count up for the drunken forum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 22, 2002 Author Share Posted April 22, 2002 Ona Kahetta... ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 3pm "wake up" "dude, we smoked so much last night" "Cool, well, lets go film this stuff, we can be done today" "Nah, man, I gotta recuperate.... hey, lets go in the pool!" "!@@&$#*&!ing potheads..." Why? Oh god why? Maybe editing can save this thing ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 22, 2002 Author Share Posted April 22, 2002 You can take a dick, you can take a joke. - Carlos Mencia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Darryl Harper is a blind moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 I'm going to edit this post when I'm done. ---- There. I just did. I told you I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 22, 2002 Author Share Posted April 22, 2002 Too quote Irish Cowboy over in The Lyceum: "Stood in firelight, sweltering bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent.Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and god was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever. And we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after starring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This ruderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not god who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us." - Alan Moore, Watchmen Man, that guy's fuckin brilliant. And Alan Moore's not bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Dying and comming back makes helps see the world through much livelier eyes. I'm glad I took control and gave myself that chance. I have big plans for the future, a certain someone is really reluctant to see me again. but oh well, life IS good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 John C, Lilly is a fucking wanker. The bastard hasn't done enough in his life to write this much about him. Guy invents a couple of things and takes some acid, all of a sudden I have to write 15 pages on him? FUCK IT I say. Hmm, 2 down 13 to go, yeah, I'll get this done for tomorrow.... I hate my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 SHOPPING IS SUCHHHH A GOOD THING.... but wait so is getting laid...eeehh someone pass me the chocolate..damn I can't believe he is getting married you know what this means to my sex life!!! HE ATE PU$$Y LIKE A PRO....damn him..he didn't have to lie I would have still done him..damn what to do what to do...hmmm I have to look for someone else now.. Frank...nope can't do a hole in the wall if he wanted to..dang.. :wary: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 sounda just like a soap doesn't it muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 22, 2002 Author Share Posted April 22, 2002 "I...I coulda really been someone, ya know? I coulda been a contenda." - Brando The single coolest thing bout the internet, hands down, is the free music. If you disagree, youre not gettin enough music, or prolly pickin radio shit. People like you are fuckin...like most people, i suppose. Ah well, youre missin out anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 I'm too tired to start posting tonight, I'll be back to bother youse tomorrow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 I represent GOD you fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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