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Mr. Hakujin Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Abed is one of my favs!! I mean, I love me some Joel McHale, but Abed is so great. You're so right! I just watched the episode w/ White Abed. Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 never get tired of this shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 haha, this is straight-up what i did today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 another one courtesy of chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 http://nuka.fbrtech.com/ A how to on making your own Nuka Cola machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ben did the RickRoll one to me today. Goddamnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ryan Seacrest suddenly become my favorite person ever! Only for today, though. http://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest http://www.ryanseacrest.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 That is just magic!! I wish I had that paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I thought blargh would be by 2000 pages by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterpillarScheme Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Ben likes to change the words to popular songs when he's drunk. Two days ago, I was serenaded with "What would you do, if I peed on you?, Would you stand up and walk out on me?" Last night while playing Rock Band, he sang "Any way you want it, Anal's what you're getting, Any way you want it" What a weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 3, 2010 Author Share Posted April 3, 2010 bwahaha, so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alive she cried Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Wow, that was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alive she cried Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Tandem StoryThis assignment was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca ... and Gary ... English 44A, SMU Creative Writing Professor Miller In-class Assignment for Wednesday: One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached. At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish partical beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel." Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth - when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!" This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent. Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Asshole. Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 My most favorite music video ever! (and it's about New Hampshire!) It even made the news: here. WMUR Channel 9 ...you might even see a moose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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