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"Nine inch nails?  Yeah, they rock!  They do that song right?  That "I wanna fuck you like an animal" one!  Yeah!"

::put cd on::

"Wait... is this it?... no...."

"Closer isn't the first song on the cd"

"Yo, yo, put that song on, put that song on!"

::waits in silence untill the chorus:

"I wanna fuck you like an animal!"

 

Just as bad as whoever refers to the pumpkins as "Those 'Rat in a Cage' guys."

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"Goodness, gracious, good-God-almighty,

you got a badunkadunk girl, don't hurt nobody!

Toes all painted, feet all out.

It's an aphrodisiac for them all, without a doubt.

 

Juicy, chunky, stanky, funky.

Gut-slappa, ball-flappa, cater to your every fantasy.

You got your tongue, clitoris, tits & belly pierced

Braclet around your waist, toe ring , girl do your thing!

 

I mean, in your jeans your shape is beautiful

and everything is clean cut down to the cuticle

Ooh-wee, Jesus, Joe-Joe, K-Ci and Mary girl,

you don't know what you do to me!

 

Ain't no doubt about it, when she walks by.

Tongues hang out, eyes pop out the sockets.

Cat's cringe & point, like :whew:

Mmm!! You can see that thing from the front!

 

We gas those up like full service, &

Keep em drunk like Cathy Lee Curtis

And when you shake it, you rock my world.

I done died & went to heaven, you got a fatty girl."

 

- Keith Murray w/ LL Cool J & Ludacris - Fatty Girl

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Dear Y-100:

 

In accordance with my "kitten-killing" plan, ive decided to slay a Polynesian family every time you play "Linkin Park - In the End."  

I made this decision an hour ago, since then you've killed 7 families.  You've been warned."

          - God

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do you know whyyyy??

Because because the :butterfly: fell off the tree and hit the

Turtle on the head then the Turtle crossed the street and got runned over by the Camel and then the Camel spit on the Toad and the Toad exploded cause the Camels spit was salty...

its such a sad story  :scared:

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Argh.  I'm fookin tired.

 

You know what I need right now?  I need a nice King size bed, with down pillows and silk sheets, and 20 happy people in pretty clothing giving me back/hand/foot/head massages and playing harps and saying nice things about me and the weather....   That'd be nice.

 

I guess under the circumstances I'd settle for passing ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

oh, sorry.  out.  hold on a sec while I clean up the drool off my keyboard.  that can't be good.

 

 

THE WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND

 

 

Heh, now at least you gotta know that things could be worse!

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I would like to formally announce the grand openin of Irish Cowboy's Marsh. Formerly just a hangout of comics, video games, philosophy, nookie and of course Irish Cowboy TM (1979, patent pending :irish: :D), this previously arrid land has, in the spirit of Floridian frontiersmen, been transformed almost overnight into soggy wetlands - come behold this natural phenomenon, reminiscent of Pitt & Norton's shithole a la Fight Club!

$1.50 adults, no children please.   :dissappointed:

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I...I...yeah, I only smoke :weed: when I need to

and i need to get some rest, where's the sex, i confess

i burned a hole in the matress, yes yes it was me

and at the count of 3 i pull back the duvet

make my way to the refridgaratah

one dry pataytah inside, no lie, not even bread

Jam, when the light above my head went bam.

Ah cahnt sleep, something's all over me, greasy

Insomnia, please release me, and let me dream

about making mad love on the heath -

tearing off tights with may teeth

but there's no release, I'm wide awake in my kitchen,

it's black and i'm lonley, oh if ah could only get some...sleep

creaky noises make my skin creep.  

I need to get some sleep...

ah cahn't get no sleep.

           - Faithless, Insomnia :D

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STOP READING THIS!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I MEAN IT, STOP READING THIS POST!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fine, go ahead and read it then, since you obviously won't listen to me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the post.

The End.

:p :D

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Half of these adobe premier cracks dont frickin work.

Adobe premier takes mpegs....

My movie is AN ASF!! FUCK!

nonono, asf to mpeg converters dont exist, have to go from asf, to avi, to mpeg, and we all know how quick it is to DL this crap from a bunch of fucking german warez sites.

My new pc doesnt have the codecs for fucking ANYTHING! Gotta be at FIU tomorrow by 8am... no sleep for me.

There is no god... no, wait, all this shit can't be coincidental, there is a god and he's a real asshole.

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I have a confession to make.

I lied at the beginnin of our relationship, the truth is...i wasnt a forum virgin.

I actually had 800+ posts over at Preacher's Divinity, but tried to stay true to you.

Since then, ive gone through at least 5 other forums, tryin to recruit other members....the Kevin Smith forum, Brian Micheal Bendins, Dork Tower, Penny Arcade, etc....

..but i was thinkin of you the whole time!

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I'm an outlaw  (an outlaw)

Quick on the draw  (quick on the draw)

Somethin' you never seen before  (never seen before)

And I dare a muthafucka to come in my face

 

Baseball bats  (baseball bats)

I got somethin' for that (a lil' somethin' somethin')

It goes :brrrakakakat:  

So I dare a muthafucka to come in my face

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Be afraid be very afraid.... :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am out to get you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

muahahahahahahahahaha :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

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