so I was in Berkeley yesterday waiting on a friend, and I sat down to eat my frozen yogurt and I get rushed by these two asians
"If you were to die today, would you know, garunteed, 100% that you would go to heaven?"
me: "My personal belief is that nobody knows wether or not theyre going to heaven until they die"
asians: "Oh that's ok. but anyways we're here to tell you how yo ucan GARUNTEED go to heaven"
I listen politely, munch on my yogurt.
asians: "so what church do you go to?"
me: "I actually have an Islamic background"
asians: "Oh, thats ok. Wel we're here to tell you about our fellowship. So are some of the things we're saying (i.e. aking Jesus as your personal savior, original sin, all that) Islam must believe in too.
me: um, not really.
asians: that's ok. You can see the light now through us.
me: uh, ok.
asians leave while giving me tons of pamphlets. I love when people aren't listening to anything I'm saying, even when I'm trying to be polite...