hey, yo...
it's me, the Bad Guy. what the hell is goin' on with all these old geezer wrestlers trying to take my spot light? eh, chico? you geriatric losers should be collecting social security right now, not wrestling. what is this, some "coming out of retirement" party? you guys should be color commentators like Jerry Lauler.
so, this is how it's gonna be. it'll be Kevin Nash, Big Poppa Pump, Buff the Stuff, and me... the Bad Guy... against all of you "ol' school-ers" in an NWO, last-man-standing, cage, 4-corners match. ok, chico?