Da Kap'n

Fuckin' Marevel Comich sucjks! ThEy mayke me iout to br som kindfa pusshy. Ther book int goth no boobeis. No tortrin and fucn peepls' shIt up[. No butyseks. Cain't even gett a fockin blo jobb in mY orwn godammeg comics. Sholdah neverr sold thim the rgihts. ath leest Ah got a killo of coke frum Stan Lei'ss pesonl stassh oit of it. YoU giys wana kno thwre reall storey o' Kap'n A? Lik that tiime wee caought that jap in the fuxholew ibn gUam an d fuckd his assh wid ther baynet tilll the holle wass ash shlanty as hes eys./ Orthat tim In berlinh hwen i touk a diumpon Evar Braunn' pasty dedd booobgsh?? Man, tha warr wesh thee fukkin best. Ander got alser dertails in ther comnic I'm doin. I'tsh ahand drw3awn andfd stapled but i'ts REAL, kynow., and thatsh what indiee arht is all abtut. I aibtn sellin oyt my inte- intergh- integriiii- my prioide juast so fokuin littlre kisds cen readh thr book. I'm a hav a stahl at the necst mEgakon ibn Orllanodo. Comm by the boioth. Itl be roight necxt to tha dipsphit Silunt Bob and hes stupd dogg.

Revamp[ind da medum? Suire. Yu knoew what comix need more ofg? Rippd costuimesh an giant cokks!

ANything thtas Ameicran is betr! Aemrican Fotball is da Shat! Soccor is fr fags and foriners and Da Ka['n wil kikk their ashes...

The Nickh, you monjkey testacle. Let yhe trolls vohte! FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

No colektion is completeded withouth hthe clasic 2001 summher Kaptn Amerika pin-up srpecial withh specil apearance byy Bucky Barnes andd his amazinhg speedo of um, speerd. gert yours todiuay!@

Righrt now, I'm lisghtening to Gorge W BUsh bear thr drums of war. Canb you heasr the call of duity,, muy patrioticv youngh hondians?

Ifg you thinjk *my8* clothyds are tornm up,, yours houd seether others guya.

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You think Superman's a dick? Shit, that motherfucker ain't got nothin on me. I once made the Wasp give me an enema... from the inside.