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Drunken Imp

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  • Birthday 09/23/1989

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  1. As opposed to '07? Spider-Man 3 Shrek the Third Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End The Bourne Ultimatum Rush Hour 3 Ocean's 13 Live Free or Die Hard Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix National Treasure: Book of Secrets Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer I could go on, but I'm depressing myself.
  2. The two then gay marry for the health benefits and a horrendously mediocre comedy ensues. No. "I AM BEOWULF" *smash* just doesn't get the same love for some reason.
  3. One time, my dad came home from work bragging that he'd edited the Wikipedia article on lemons. He had made it say that lemons contain 2 tbsps of juice instead of 3....not because he is a brave crusader in the fight against lemon misinformation....just to fuck with people. Because the article was right to begin with. Mm-hm. Just shook my head and fixed that shit. My dad says that I should never get my information from Wikipedia...yeah, because of whack dudes like you! (Sorry dad, I know you read this stuff)
  4. Well, the middle-schooler sitting behind me was quick to submit his review of "gay", but I found it to be not only brashly heterosexual but well written and beautifully animated. One of those questions where you'll lose sleep over it either way.
  5. Hum is selling . Nothing is sacred. Not even 90's space rock.
  6. Precisely. And pointless, unfunny flashbacks, and lame pop culture references, all washed down with a tall glass of pretension and mean-spiritedness (and not the funny, Louis C.K. kind of mean-spiritedness). I'm not saying it doesn't have its moments. I'm just saying that the misses outnumber the hits by a good 10 to 1.
  7. Jont's was Koka Kola by The Clash (a personal fave). ASC's was Tombstone Blues by Bob Dylan. Mine: With your feet on the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah
  8. Thank god, a kindred spirit. Actually, I have a general disdain for all things Seth Macfarlane (and yes, I realise this won't be a popular opinion on a board of nerds). But hurrah for the return of Futurama!
  9. First of all, Preludes and Nocturnes is probably the least representative volume of Sandman as a whole (Gaiman was still feeling his way with the characters and yada yada). It's one of my favorite series ever, but that's in large part due to the fact that I got into it so young. If I was reading it for the first time as the disaffected youth that I am now, I can't say how I'd feel about it. So much of my love for it is intrinsic to that dusty nostalgic feeling.
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