Dr. Evil

Have you people forgotten who Fat Bastard works for? I'm the boss, ok? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I may not be as BIG as him, nor as gross as him, but I'm Eevil! Nobody's as Eevil as I am. Mini Me comes close, but he's a clone of me. If it hadn't been for me, Fat Bastard would have been a nobody. I had the master Eevil plan to take over the world that employed that Metric Ton man. I'm his frickin' boss for cyring out loud! I demand some respect! Throw me a frickin' bone here people!