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July 8, 2018
happy birthday, giraffes!
Eeeeeeeee I'm so happy that you've joined Hondos!! I miss you so bad.
Uhh, btw, the below is from Dowe. Man. Word.
Biznotch! Post something! I'll help you put something in Town Square so you, yourself, will seem less square-shaped. Do it, or I'll do you in!
Wilkommen to HondosBar! Feel free to introduce yourself in Town Square, otherwise we'll just passive-aggresively harrass you on your profile, demonstrated thusly. Are you one of Dowe's Texas friends or his new fancy schmancy Seeee-aaaaatle friends?