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mizz_audacity

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  • Birthday 05/20/1987

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  1. Haven't seen you around in a few days and thought I'd say "Hi!!" and "I miss you" :( Hondos needs MOAR of you!

  2. have not listened to this song in years... forgot how much i LOVED her voice... gah!!!!
  3. it was so supre frikin kick ass i lost my shit when they played bob **mainly as i was drunk and had been yelling bob for about a straight ten minutes lmao** pretty big show too, it was just them and bad religion last night but it looked like a festival with the amount of ppl there... huge... like my testicles...
  4. words cannot express my concern.... JESUS, JAPAN, STOP THAT!
  5. yay! 28hrs and 40 minutes until i get to see nofx and bad religion..... **SWOON** so excited!!!!!
  6. me and my housemate Mischa got slurpees the other week, the face in the cup ammused us so... if only it knew it had a few seconds to live
  7. pendulum are pretty decent live, though the strobes started to do my head in heh
  8. digging through a box of random stuff in my mums house, i discovered this hat, which was from russia in the 80's..... hence I believe my mother is secretly a russian spy.... hmmmms Kiss me or I'll CRUSH you.... Ja! (insert in soviet russia joke here)
  9. haha the lead singer makes this song.... oddly enough this song was always requested at this goth club i used to goto, think there is a metal cover of it too, but god i love love love love this song... like a guilty pleasure heh heh then this song makes me giggle, the beginning has all the band members fathers (rip kevin crease, the father of the bassist, who was a newsreader, and also the first person in australia to say fuck on live tv hehe) and proceeds to them gatecrashing the bands party.... still my fave aussie punk band forever heh heh oh, and i just listened to this one, really short, but god this song goes off when they play it live, coz, as it says in the song, russell crows band is a pile of shit haha
  10. I just love it mainly when they suggest stuffing you dead grandmother.... so wrong yet so right.... tisk tisk
  11. I rememeber this song from when I was about 10 or so, its a parody of the sunscreen song, but done so well, i think there are a few Aussie only references but most of it is pretty good, still makes me laugh to this day (Might have to do with the film clip), but for those who are to lazy to click, here are the lyrics of doom and awesome and wonder and shit.... I added on the original Baz Lurhman sunscreen clip as well, just for comparison.... heh Ladies and gentleman of the class of '98 people often ask me if I have any advice to offer and when they do, I tell them this: If you're unsure about what you're going to do with your life try to remember some of the most interesting people didn't know what they were going to do at age 22 or even at 40, and nearly all of them are unemployed drug addicts forced to live on cat food. Also understand that friends will come and go - this is because of your irritating personality - nobody likes you. So if the only thing getting you through the day is the misconception that people like you - end it now. (gunshot) Learn how to smoke Winnie blues. If you're underaged, get an older kid to buy them for you. Get to really know your parents - they're good for money. Milk them, then put them in an old people's home. Travel as often as you can. Live in New York City once. Live in northern California once. Never live in Adelaide - it's a hole. Maybe you'll marry. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children. Maybe you won't. If you do have children, lock them under the stairs. Do one thing each day that scares you. Sing. Dance. Jump in front of a car. Do not trust anyone who tries to update Shakespeare for the kids. Andif you see Quindon Tarver in the street - punch him in the face for me... Brother and sister, we can be free. (punching-sound-effect, feedback) If you're worried about the way you look, try to remember you're probably fatter than you think. Maybe you should consider an eating disorder. Don't worry too much about the future. If you're nervous about an exam, ring up school at the scheduled time and make a bomb threat. If you're a girl, lie about period pains to get out of anything that you don't want to do. Cheat if you think you can get away with it. Remember, someone with richer parents is getting private tuition. Shoplift as often as you can. Shopping centres factor shop lifting into their prices so if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free. When you're on work experience, steal a cabcharge and take a taxi to Perth. Wear sunscreen, but only if its that coconut oil that gives you cancer. Keep your old love letters. If you see an old lover in the street, try to run them over in your car. Don't mess too much with your hair, otherwise by the time you're 35, you'll look like Greg Matthews. Remember you can wear your underwear 4 times without washing: forwards, backwards, inside out forwards, inside out backwards. Brother and sister we can be free-ee-ee, Brother and sister, we can belieeeeve, we can belie-(multiple gunshots) Congregate in gangs around train stations and shopping centres. It's a free country. It's public space. Skateboard on war memorials. Smoke in your school uniform. Set off car alarms. Plant drugs on a teacher. Join a cult. Spike drinks. Don't flush public toilets. Remember, only you will only truly take care of you - so carry a concealed weapon. Walk around with your eyelids rolled back. Touch you tongue on the tip of batteries. Be open to new love. Remember, you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex. Expect others to support you. It's easy to get the dole - and still do cash in hand work. Respect your elders. When your grandma dies have her stuffed. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when you're kneecapped by a lone shark. Get revenge. Don't forgive anyone for anything. But most of all, don't aim too high - You're probably only suited to an office or factory job. And trust me on the Winnie blues
  12. you cause anal leakage

  13. yeah, i bought that too, listen to it constantly haha, love tv caprios cover of hold your hand, and the scene where the little boy sings let it be still chills me to the bone just thinking about it....
  14. i'm really excited, there is a white album cover tour happening across aus soon, with four musos from really iconic aussie bands, hope i can get a ticket yay! on other news my house mates dog go to my dvd of across the universe... manage to chew the case, but the dvds somehow survived (considering he is a great dane x mastiff thats a god dam miracle) so now half of rachael evan woods face has been chewed off... so an improvement perhaps?????
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