dat right ninjas, tyme 4 sum rele muthafukn talk bowt moovis up in dis bytch. da furst moovi im revuing is colld da imajunereeuhm uf dr pornasses. dis wuz da joakrs last moovi and i half 2 say dat i dint evn finsh it. it had sumthin 2 do wit dis old guy dat mayd a deel wit da devyl. dat shit wuz very wack. dats not how shyt roles in dis juggalos hed. as soon az dat happind i took dat shyt owt an rentid a diffrint moovi. Da moovi i rentid wuz pyritts 2: skgnettees ruvinge. and da first thing i got to say is TITTYS! dis moovi wuz way betta den dat otha 1. not onlee were der lots uf big TITTYS, der wuz evrythin frum soard fites to ossum cumpweter uffex. dis shit wuz relee tite lyke yo ma's poossay. OH SHYT!
wel homies dat wuz my furst in minny revues to cum. I luk 4word to c wut my ninja da Julk haz 2 say bowt hiz fayvorite filmz az wel. stay toond ninjas. WOOP WOOP!