White Line Nightmare

Never seen this pic of her. Super cute. Fuck yeah, I would. Without thinking twice.

-Macaroni & Cheese. Hate the smell, hate the taste, hate the consistency, hate the texture. In pre-school we were forced to eat it, and I've despised it ever since. Doesn't matter if it's the bright orange shit from a box, shells with Velveeta, or fancy penne pasta and gourmet cheese, it's all fucking nauseating. On a bad day, just being around it makes me gag. -Cold savory foods (salad, cold cuts, sandwiches, etc.). If it's savory, I eat it hot. I have no problem with vegetables if they're cooked (I actually really like them), but when they're raw and cold, I just feel like I'm eating leaves. And I stand by the saying, "Salad isn't food, it's what food eats." Just give me a piping-hot rare steak, right off the grill, thanks.

Does anybody else find Chelsea Handler painfully unfunny? I've seen her stand-up, her talk show, and read her "comedy writing," and I'm just embarassed for her... but everyone else seems to think she's hilarious... I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! Oh, and let's add Dane Cook to the list, too: http://api.ning.com/files/XIQ5vtmojfz1afld...k.png?width=320 PS- I consider Hicks, Pryor, and Carlin the high-water mark, just so you know what kind of scale I'm working with here...

http://img.osobnosti.cz/foto/jennifer-conn...O62261-533f.jpg http://peoriapundit.com/blogpeoria/wp-cont...teerforblog.jpg http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_19286.jpg Jennifer Connelly. She's gotten too thin over the years, but still remains one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

They're still available-- I bought a hardcover collecting all three books for about $15. Once, as a Christmas present for a friend, I framed black & white copies of the artwork to hang on the wall. The one of the skeletal dead girl with no eyes came out awesome.

Been a few months since I've gotten anything specifically for the collection, but here's my latest score: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/Hos...53464708436.jpg The much-sought-after, but still new and rare Snake Eyes from the bad-ass Joe cartoon Resolute (snuck into the movie line), snagged online. Because I feel like gloating (I'm an asshole ) , product review from my online buddy General Hawk: City Strike Snake Eyes Review Man, I can't wait to start my new job and catch up on the stuff I've missed this summer... *Photo courtesy http://castlegeekskull.blogspot.com/

Ever watch Planet Earth after ingesting chemicals? Gives you a new appreciation and allows you to really think and digest what you're watching. The footage they've gotten is unbelievable, for sure, but watching some of it, and seeing how some of the animals are interacting, you notice how evolution happens. I love to watch that show (and The Universe) with friends, and we have the best conversations after. Gonna have to check out Life. Sounds fuckin' cool.

Here's a favorite creepy image: http://www.stonehamstudios.com/paintings/T...dsResistHim.jpg Supposedly it's a haunted painting that was bought on eBay... it's sort of a side-fascination of mine... http://www.stonehamstudios.com/haunted.html PS- Never really did have a thing for her, but yeah, Lohan's looking like sssshhhhiiitttttt these days.

Dita Von Teese

That NOM NOM chick's belly looks like the face of a sock puppet. A disgusting, stretch-marked sock puppet. Credit where credit is due, though... at least she didn't photograph herself from one flattering angle and post it on Myspace. What a psych-out that is in person. Uncomfortable.

"Time of the Season"- The Zombies Arguably one of the greatest pop songs in recorded history.

For real. Indy 4 will always be superior because of its distinct lack of Willie Scott, who is, arguably, one of the worst and most annoying characters in cinematic history. Why Spielberg decided to tap that and put a ring on it, I will never understand. Sure, I've got my problems with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and do think Lucas just needs to stick with coming up with stories, then give them to capable writers, but it's nowhere near as bad as the fucking fanboys bitch about (the Star Wars prequels are another story). Also, how are aliens any less realistic or believable than AN IMAGINARY MAN WHO LIVES IN THE SKY?

Okay. Hold it. What are statues and busts doing in the toy thread? Them bitches need articulation! Otherwise, they're too classy-- like art, and shit!