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Check this out! 1. Go to google.com. 2. Click on Maps. 3. Click on Get Directions. 4. From: New York, New York. To: Paris, France. 5. Then, read line #23. 6. Laugh

319. When you find and and think it's super cool shit to add to this list!!

INTERESTING AMERICAN HISTORY Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

So, a friend of mine found this on YouTube and I thought it was really cool so I made it easier to watch them in order by placing them here for your viewing pleasure. I would suggest to pause it and wait for it to load completely before watching cause they are long. Enjoy! "Links" for all Zelda fans! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Yeah, on Monday we had a coworker over and I was flicking through channels and caught some of Dancing with the Stars. When it went to commercial, this preview came out and everyone went quite to watch. Very cool!

Would you like to rent too?

316. When you buy the games when they are released and don't play them, but just knowing that you own it and can play it when you have the time makes you happy.

We tried to do an inventory once. Javi just buys way to many movies to often to keep up with it though. We have over 900 and he keeps them by Genre. But he does share. We call it "Renting" cause we right down on a dry erase board who takes what and of course we don't charge (we'd make so much money if we did). Oh and if a special edition or extended edition or some crazy new shit comes out of the same movie he already owns... yup, he buys it. We've been meaning to sell the double dvds that we have from when we moved in together and those that are not the cool editions, but we've just been to lazy to do the research for the selling and all that. Oh, one of my friends got us a surround sound system for Christmas last year and we finally got it up and all sometime last week. We watched Casino Royal last night on it! Awesome! Happy movie people is what we are.

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to name them either. Javi adds new movies every week. How about pics? This is our Dvd furnitures that holds about 360 DVDs each. So we have 3 of those and a smaller black one with our Anime and my Disney classics collection (which doesn't fit there anymore so we pile them on top of the other movies; they aren't allowed on the with the other movies ). There is some order to this madness. I think Javi has them by Genre. I think the last ones we got were Borat, The Guyver, and the Chris Angel Season Two... I think.

Woo, Jumbie went and gave a little TMI we could have been without...

So, while at the Disney Gates, waiting for some silly fool in our group to buy tickets they should have gotten online, I happen to look down and see this! Ain't that the luck? Out of all places for me to be and catch this! Cool!

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma then turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted!

You are right. They do use them that way. We've heard some really bad ones where operators are at fault (never from our own office though), but they never show us the ones where the customers go crazy on the operators. Guess they don't want to scare the newbies. They should though; not only would we get a good laugh but they can teach the new classes the way they should handle the calls. There are some fucked up people out there.

They do but as operators we don't have access to those. We just sit there and take the calls. Bastards can listen in on us at any time too. It's a 24hr office and you'd think those idiots would be home sleeping instead of trying to fry some of the night workers. I know about 5 people that got fired cause they were heard telling customers off at night. Hey, there is just so much we can take. Someday, every one will crack in that place.

you know, we aren't suppose to do that... but, I can do it. Problem is, you never know when the crazy people are gonna come up so a lot of the recorder tape would be wasted waiting for them and then when you do get them, your out of tape. So nope, don't got it.

Serious, that is word for word. Yeah I figured it would be funny to post cause I remember I put one up back in the day and Nick got a kick out of it. I should make a thread for crazy comments or stupid calls or something. Anyone like that? Like, for those in Miami, on Y100 I think they have something called "Morons in the News". Something like that where people can post the stupid things they've witness people do or say. If it's a go, I'll start the thread. I like blargh's random stuff and will follow those rules... sorry.

-This is the operator. How may I help you? -Are you an American, born and raised? -Yes, sir. -What's your name? -Elizabeth. -That's a good American name. Now listen, I want you to report to your supervisor that this is America and I shouldn't have to press "1" for English. It should be already English and press "1" for, for... MEXICAN! -Sir, Mexican is not a language. -I know it. Neither is Spanish. There aren't many Spanish people in this country. They all Mexican Spanish and they all come from South America and they don't--... -Sir, there is no need to insult people. -It's the truth. They ain't like us-- -Sir, is there anything else I can help you with? -Ain't no reason to get like that; I ain't insulting you. -Yes, sir, you are. Is there anything else I can help you with? -You said you were American born and raised! -I am. -What's your last name? -(with a smile in my voice) Diaz. -(mutters) That ain't American, stupid fu--... (hangs up) Needless to say, I never got around to finding out why he really called the operator in the first place. Other than that, I can't imagine what he would of said if I already had Fett's last name. LOL! This is but a tidbit of the many crazy things I hear! Aren't people great?

I love Secret of Mana by the way 310. When Kefka from FF6 (FF3 for SNES) saying "Son of a Sandworm!" really cracks you up. 311. When you're 14 hours into one of the games and you restart it cause you don't like how you named two of the characters... 312. When you get to the same spot you were in with the old game in a mere 7 hours.

Yea! I'm going on a cruise!

My family had a lot of poodles throghout the years and I agree with SuperE and LL, they are very smart and clean. . . but besides that, they are so cute and fuzzy and cuddly and playful and.... and.... I want a puppy!!!

Thanks! 307. when you find that you're the only one still posting here trying to keep it alive....

So I just bought the seventh season... thought I might change things up a bit and added my fav of the sisters to my sig and as my avatar... cause she kicks ass... or at least blows it up!