Father

can't wait til that Boondock Saints sequal comes out, then I couldactually go out of my way to watch Boondock Saints.

I'm a married man now, and trhe Dover Demon in Chile is haunting my dreams

I'm a barbie girl, ina barbie world, life in plastic, is fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. Imagination, love is your creation. (Come on Barbie, let's go party) Ah, ah, ah yeah. (Come on Barbie let's go party) Uh whoa Uh whoa.

I'm getting married this Saturday...

Happy Birthday to ME!

my body is hurting, I was raped by 4 guys last night, and I loved it

desperate ass women, wonder how desperate superman could be...

my head hurts

did I mention that all my muscles from my neck down are sore from the spasms? ouchies.

Happened tro me before, one time I was ooh shiny! what the hell is this? wow a dollar! a shiny dollar~! Ooh look the computer's on! let me see what's going on here, wow I was writing something...

heh, I guess now that they are gaining popularity, I should sell these off ;)

You don't know pain until you've had a catheter put into your manhood to drain your urine, and it his a striture. Meanwhile, when you feel the urgency to urinate, your bladder sends your body into spasms and you wind up soiling yourself.

I play FFXI, would love to get an xbox live halo 2 session going once I start rolling in the money ;)

I hate this crap, I need money so I can play Halo 2 and kick some more spiffy ass

Ever wonder how long it takes for someone to die after being shot in the heart?