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Father

Sr. Hondonian
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  1. can't wait til that Boondock Saints sequal comes out, then I couldactually go out of my way to watch Boondock Saints.
  2. I'm a married man now, and trhe Dover Demon in Chile is haunting my dreams
  3. I'm a barbie girl, ina barbie world, life in plastic, is fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. Imagination, love is your creation. (Come on Barbie, let's go party) Ah, ah, ah yeah. (Come on Barbie let's go party) Uh whoa Uh whoa.
  4. I'm getting married this Saturday...
  5. my body is hurting, I was raped by 4 guys last night, and I loved it
  6. desperate ass women, wonder how desperate superman could be...
  7. did I mention that all my muscles from my neck down are sore from the spasms? ouchies.
  8. Happened tro me before, one time I was ooh shiny! what the hell is this? wow a dollar! a shiny dollar~! Ooh look the computer's on! let me see what's going on here, wow I was writing something...
  9. heh, I guess now that they are gaining popularity, I should sell these off ;)
  10. You don't know pain until you've had a catheter put into your manhood to drain your urine, and it his a striture. Meanwhile, when you feel the urgency to urinate, your bladder sends your body into spasms and you wind up soiling yourself.
  11. I play FFXI, would love to get an xbox live halo 2 session going once I start rolling in the money ;)
  12. I hate this crap, I need money so I can play Halo 2 and kick some more spiffy ass
  13. Ever wonder how long it takes for someone to die after being shot in the heart?
  14. I shouldn't drink coffee or orange juice... too acidic... or so I heard
  15. sometimes I worry about why I seem to get sinus headaches and migraines so frequently...
  16. lol, my harddrive has 100 MB of available space, and this is after I uninstalled MS Visio, time for a job (or a christmas present ^^)
  17. I'm hungry as hell, can I eat your shoe?
  18. I hate getting wet somedays, but I love it on others... I wonder what that's about...
  19. I used to milk the clock at PRC by clocking out for lunch and returning in 5 minutes, 25 extra minutes of sitting down and doing nothing work, baby!
  20. I completely restricted my cousin's internet explorer capabilities, I am now his internet god.
  21. My right arm is no bulging with muscles since my week away from my girlfriend...
  22. my daughter has to use a nebulizer now, she has an ear infection and has bronchitis and slight case of pneumonia
  23. I still haven't gotten rid of that itch on the roof of my mouth, and my daughter has bronchitis :(
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