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Brian & Stewie: You and I are, so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals! Stewie: Do you want to go first? Brian: Yeah i'll go, your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade. Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk, you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad! Brian: Oh, one time... Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair! Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice doo there... Stewie: Oh thanks. Brian: ...For me to poop on! Stewie: What? Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown. Stewie: Oh bite me, Snoopy. Brian & Stewie: There's not a whole lot that we got to agree on... Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score. Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore... Brian: Ricky Martin? Stewie: Love him. Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals! ...You and I are, so awfully different doo-doo-doo, too awfully different doo-doo-doo, to ever be pals! Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite. Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a christmas tree light! Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted. Stewie: Oh, a gay joke... Brian: I just work with what you give me. Brian & Stewie: You might think we're in sync, but we stink, as a duo.. Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts. Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your... Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV! Stewie: What, ego? Brian: Never mind. Brian & Stewie: We're too different to ever be pals!

The Little Girl This one isn't really that funny, but it's kinda cool in a Neil Gaiman-ish way.

So basically it's an InuYasha ripoff with a misleading title?

Is this the in place to be What am I doing here Watching the girls go by Spending money on... Sleep all day, it's the only way I'm a parasite, I creep out at night Nite club, is this the in place to be Nite club, what am I doing here Nite club, watching the girls go by Spending money on... Hey, hey, I don't work 'cause I don't have to I don't have to work there's no work to do Nite club, I'm a member of the nite club I won't dance in a club like this 'Cause all the girls are sluts And the beer tastes just like piss

Out of bed, it's 8:00am Out my head, at half past 10 Out with mates and dates and friends That's what I do at weekends I can't talk and I can't walk But I know where I'm going to dance I'm going to watch my money go And the look I know, know As my feet go through the door I know what my right time is for Buy a drink and pull a chair Up to the edge if the dance floor Dance and prances through the night Trying to start or stop a fight I sit and watch the flashing lights Moving left and footless tides I go out on Friday nights and I come home on Saturday mornings (x2) I like to venture in to to town I like to get a few drinks down The floor gets packed the bar gets full I don't like life when things get dull The hen party to save the night Free themselves from drunken stacks Having fun and dancing in Circle 'round the leather bags I go out on Friday nights and I come home on Saturday mornings (x2) But 2 O Clock has come again It's time to leave this paradise But the chip shop isn't closed 'Cause their pies are really nice I get in the taxi cue Sitting in someone else's spew Wish I had lipstick on my shirt Instead of piss stains on my shoes

Anyone know anything about this? I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now, so I thought this might be related somehow but it's not. Somethin'about Mary Magdalene...

Michael Jackson's Chocolate Factory Now playing...with children...

Hilarious FFIV Parody

After all the jack are in their boxes, And the clowns have all gone to bed You can hear happiness staggering on down the street Footprints dressed in red And the wind whispers, "Mary" A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life Somewhere a queen is weeping Somewhere a king has no wife And the wind, it cries, "Mary" The traffic lights turn blue tomorrow And shine an emptiness down on our bed The tiny island sags downstream Cause the life that lived is dead And the wind screams, "Mary" Will the wind ever remember the names it has blown in the past? With its crutch, its old age, and its wisdom It whispers, "No this will be the last" And the wind cries, "Mary"

Ooh, ooh! I know who said it too! IT WAS COUGAR!!! Ding-ding-ding! I win!!!

Final Fantasy 7 BANNED!!! » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « It's a joke...

1983 (A Merman I Should Turn To Be) "Hurray i awake from yesterday alive but the war is here to stay so my love catherina and me decide to take our last walk through the noise to the sea not to die but to be re-born away from a life so battered and torn.... forever... oh say can you see its really such a mess every inch of earth is a fighting nest giant pencil and lip-stick tube shaped things continue to rain and cause screaming pain and the arctic stains from silver blue to bloody red as our feet find the sand and the sea is strait ahead.. strait ahead..... well its too bad that our friends cant be with us today well thats too bad "the machine that we built would never save us" thats what they say (thats why they aint coming with us today) and they also said "its impossible for man to live and breath underwater.. forever" was their main complaint (yeah) and they also threw this in my face: they said anyway you know good well it would be beyond the will of God and the grace of the King (grace of the King yeah yeah) so my darling and I make love in the sand to salute the last moment ever on dry land our machine has done its work played its part well without a scratch on our bodies and we bid it farewell starfish and giant foams greet us with a smile before our heads go under we take a last look at the killing noise of the out of style... the out of style, out of style"

"Look at the sky turn a hellfire red Lord Somebody's house is burning down down, down down"

Well, the battle system is gonna rock at least...but the quality of the storyline remains to be seen.

Awesome Final Fantasy related ytmnd: http://nmbb.ytmnd.com/

This is interesting, anyone heard of these guys? Apparently, Uematsu started his own rock band called "The Black Mages", and they play mostly battle themes from Final Fantasy games I-X... Check it out: here

THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! (in reference to the above article) Then again, R* kinda brought this on themselves by leaving the content on the disc...

Best Quote Eva! Oh, just curious... How many posts before I qualify for one of those spiffy member titles?

Nice little stash there, IceMan

There was an Animal Crossing 1 1/2 released in Japan however, featuring:

Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky Waiting for me when I die But between the day you're born and when you die You know, they never seem to hear even your cry Chorus: So as sure as the sun will shine I'm gonna get my share now what is mine And then the harder they come The harder they fall One and all The harder they come The harder they fall One and all And the oppressors are trying to track me down They're trying to drive me underground And they think that they have got the battle won I say, forgive them Lord, they know not what they've done And I keep on fighting for the things I want Though I know that when you're dead you can't But I'd rather be a free man in my grave Than living as a puppet or a slave

The sun shall not smite I by day, Nor the moon by night; And everything that I do Shall be upfull and bright. And if it's all night, It got to be all right! If it's all night, Got to be all right! -Bob Marley, "Night Shift"

No pics, eh?