Jump to content
Hondo's Bar

Iambaytor

Drunken Deputies
  • Posts

    12,706
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    212

Everything posted by Iambaytor

  1. Attached in that a deleted scene for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 involved Peter Quill's mom and Ego the Living Planet going to a Simon Williams film festival and the face of the actor on the posters was gonna be Fillion
  2. Because House of the Dead realizes it's fucking stupid
  3. So famously Ike decided to elevate The Inhumans after his "no more mutants" edict pre-Fox merger. Since Feige was in charge of the movies and untouchable by Ike due to him having Disney's untouchable status, Ike leaned hard into the TV arm which Feige didn't control at the time. This is why Inhumans went from a movie into truly one of the worst superhero TV shows of the modern era. As Feige's role was elevated to basically being the go-to guy for Marvel writ large, The Inhumans were largely purged from the comics and Kamala and Moon Girl were really the only Inhuman characters left standing after all this went down. Marvel has now quidrupled down on mutants and rather than write Kamala's Inhuman nature into her character (even though Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. provided a matrix through which to do it) they just turned her into a Green Lantern.
  4. I feel like if you just strip it down to a story level and build a game that feels less like 3rd Person House of the Dead you might be able to do something with it.
  5. At this rate they might remake 5 and 6 as games that are good!
  6. I admire Jordan Peele's commitment to never making a trailer that even attempts to explain the premise of any of his movies.
  7. Look, just give me a new Suicide Squad every couple of years and we're cool.
  8. This looks cheap and the need to spite Ike Perlmutter has drained a lot of the interesting weirdness out of it. I really like Kamala and I really don't like how much like a DCOM this looks.
  9. Who could have predicted that this extremely shitty character that Marvel comics has pulled out of mothballs every couple years since his introduction in the 70s who has never been interesting, has never had a good series, and has never been popular wouldn't work as a 4-quadrant-blockbuster starring Hollywood's most exhausting pedophile? How could they have known?!
  10. All they had to do was make Shane with a Jedi. It's all they fucking had to do. Why is this shit so fucking hard?
  11. God, referring to Shenmue as a fork-truck driving simulator was a golden bit. I'm so proud of my past self.
  12. I appreciate Sony's commitment to making the most 2006 ass superhero movies ever. Also taking Michael Morbius, a dud of a character who had had innumerable second chances despite never really being any good and hiring Jared Leto to play him? Amazing casting.
  13. What a horrible night to have a curse
  14. My son's watching it and what I've seen it's pretty solid, not amazing but not bad for what amounts to YA Jurassic Park.
  15. So they added lensflare, fog, and cranked the brightness up a bunch so the image looks washed out and they want me to believe that that version looks better?
  16. I look forward to buying it when they've fixed all the bugs and released the better version and actually has some games.
  17. It pleases me that Tony Oliver is now canonically the English-language voice of Lupin.
  18. Apple Podcast only took a couple days, Google took their sweet time, Spotify and Stitcher were less than a day.
  19. If you need help getting on Apple Podcasts or any of that junk I can be of some assistance.
  20. The good news is it could be about anything, the bad news is that it could be about anything.
  21. A fucking dinosaur did a take to camera and grinned like Ferris Bueller, I'll not hear your Fallen Kingdon slander.
  22. The question is, if they get to it, how do they make Simon not suck?
  23. So did Grant ever show up or does he continue to be "Sir Not Appearing in This Show?"
  24. Half Man, Half Hawk, Half Alien, 1/3 Archaeologist, 1/5 Ancient Egyptian Prince, 1/63 spy, 1/8 Angel for a bit in the 2000s, -1/10 zombie, mostly cop. It's really quite simple.
×
×
  • Create New...