Are you sick and tired of the fact that skeet lives in australia, and that you'll probably never meet him?
Well tire no longer, now with new ROBO SKEETER R
Your very own ROBO SKEETER R does all the things a regular skeeter will and more.
But don't take our word for it, here's some satisfied customers
Mary Ramone,
Manhattan,
New York,
"Wow! I've never had an intellectual conversation with an australian before, and this was no different.
Thanks ROBO SKEETER R"
Arnold Fielding,
34 Abbey Road,
London,
"Oh my god , it's so got his mannerisms, i had an issue of New X-Men by Grant Morrison, and he took a shit on the pussy that is beast's head.Thanks "mate""
Norman Smith,
Castletroy,
Co. Limerick,
"..........."
Well thanks for that guys, don't forget to get your ROBO SKEETER R today,
Satisfaction is guaranteed*
*Satisfaction may not be guaranteed
(Yes i know i ripped, that off of Simpsons. **Wanna fight about it?)
(** Yes I know I ripped that off of Family Guy, so what wanna fight about it? )