Method Pan

Dude, American Pie created that shit. People don't do that for real.

Man, I can walk into any room and know if someone has masturbated within the hour. It just smells like my place.

Man, I could use some maidenhead right now...

Man, all this Devil hate is making me ponder my movie likes. I know I'm weird when it comes to some movies, but I really thought that it was good. And well done. And well paced and all that other crap. Dammit.

Ok.

Ok.

You can't throw a rock without hitting a super religious person like that. Why is it so unrealistic that he was there. Yeah, he explained everything, but who cares? No one would of understood the movie otherwise.

The sarcasm in my post went completely under your radar, it seems.

You can never be so sure with Crank. That flick has the dumbest cult following.

...so, uh...how was devil? i was curious.

I was distraught to have paid actual hard earned money for it.

 

It was awful beyond words, but I should haven't expected any more from something that sold itself on being from the mind of Shyamalan.

Don't listen to him, Nick. Remember what The Mist did to us when we watched it? It's not quite like that, but it was close. I really enjoyed it. Was NOT expecting to be even close to what it was. I say give it a try and come to your own conclusion.

Let me just say this... I was the biggest Stan fan forever (he made Spidey,man. Spidey), UNTIL I decided to follow him on Twitter. OH MY GOD! SO ANNOYING!

The Cranks are overrated. The first Transporter was his last GOOD movie... until Mechanic. Great fuckin flick (filmed in Nawlins, too!). Also, picked this up on Redbox...

WTF?!

Awesome movie! Other than his Guy Richie works, this is "Turkish's" best. Yes, even better than the Transporter.