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Soviet Zangief

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  1. This is my all-time favorite anime ever. I think it's great that cartoon network adopted it almost immediately after the show finished in Japan. I remember downloading the new ripped episode every week - this series is classic.

  2. yeah ive heard some of this guys material before, check this one out

     

    sweet17: Hi

    bloodninja: hello

    bloodninja: who is this?

    sweet17: just a someone?

    bloodninja: A someone I know?

    sweet17: nope

    bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

    sweet17: well sorrrrrry

    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you

    bloodninja: why?

    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk

    bloodninja: Hey wait a minute

    sweet17: yes?

    bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

    sweet17: paranoid?

    bloodninja: yes

    sweet17: of what?

    sweet17: me?

    bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.

    sweet17:

    bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!

    bloodninja: This **** is serious!

    sweet17: What are you hiding from?

    bloodninja: The cops.

    sweet17: gimme a ******* break

    bloodninja: I'm serious.

    sweet17: I don't get it

    bloodninja: The cops are after me.

    sweet17: For what?

    bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states

    sweet17: For???

    bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.

    bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

    bloodninja: Hello?

    sweet17: You are ******* sick.

    bloodninja: Send me your picture.

    sweet17: why?

    bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.

    sweet17: One of what?

    bloodninja: The cops.

    sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you

    bloodninja: Then send me your picture.

    sweet17: hold on

    bloodninja: Hurry up.

    bloodninja: Are you there?

    bloodninja: **** you, cop!

    sweet17: Hey sorry

    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.

    bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

    bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.

    bloodninja: Weren't you!?

    sweet17: thats not it

    bloodninja: Then what?

    sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

    bloodninja: Most cops aren't

    sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!

    bloodninja: Then send me the picture.

    sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?

    bloodninja: Just send it through here.

    sweet17: alright *PIC*

    sweet17: Did you get it?

    bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.

    sweet17: That was me back in may

    sweet17: I've lost weight since then.

    bloodninja: I hope so

    sweet17: what?!?

    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.

    bloodninja: Did it?

    sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

    bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

    sweet17: yes

    bloodninja: Alright let me find it.

    sweet17: kks

    bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

    sweet17: this isn't you.

    bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!

    sweet17: You don't look like that.

    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?

    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.

    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.

    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy

    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

    sweet17: Go **** yourself

    bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

    bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

    sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

    sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.

    sweet17: you hurt me.

    bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!

    bloodninja: Why would I do that?

    sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you

    bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

    sweet17: **** YOU!!!

    bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.

    sweet17: You're a ******* *******!

    sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

    bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.

    sweet17: No you aren't

    bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.

    bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

    sweet17: I'm done with you

    bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.

    sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore

    bloodninja: Wait a sec

    bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

    bloodninja: Wanna start over?

    sweet17: No

    bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty

    sweet17: You'll what?

    bloodninja: You heard me.

    bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.

    sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

    bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

    sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

    bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.

    bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.

    sweet17: Like what?

    bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?

    sweet17: I don't know

    bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

    sweet17: I'm afraid to

    bloodninja: Why?

    sweet17: cause

    bloodninja: cause why?

    sweet17: well lets see

    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

    sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?

    bloodninja: Nope

    sweet17: well its strange to me

    bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

    sweet17: I didn't say that

    bloodninja: So is that a yes?

    sweet17: I guess so.

    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

    bloodninja: Are you willing?

    sweet17: What do you need me to do?

    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.

    sweet17: ???

    bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

    bloodninja: ok?

    bloodninja: Hello?

    sweet17: You can't be serious

    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

    bloodninja: It's my fantasy.

    sweet17: this is retarded

    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?

    sweet17: Yes I want it.

    bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?

    sweet17: sure

    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

    bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

    bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

    bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

    bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.

    sweet17: mmmm yeah

    bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.

    sweet17: Har

    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!

    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

    bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

    bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.

    bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

    bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

    sweet17: mmmmmm you are good

    bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder

    bloodninja: going limp

    sweet17: HARRRRRRR

    bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

    bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.

    bloodninja: going limp

    sweet17: this is stupid

    bloodninja: ...still limp

    bloodninja: Do it!

    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.

    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

    sweet17: WTF?!?!?

    bloodninja: They stink really bad.

    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

    sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!

    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

    bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...

    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

    sweet17: **** YOU *******!!

    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.

    bloodninja: ...going limp again.

    bloodninja: Hello?

    bloodninja: Say it!

    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

     

     

     

    lol

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