Pink Hulk

AFTER AVI ARAD FIASCO, HULK HIRE LAWYER WHO SMELL NICE. HULK ANGRY NOT GET PIECE OF MOVIE ROYALTY PIE. PUNY HUMAN LAWYER SAY HULK HANDS TIED, NOT LIKE TIME WITH TERRAX. SO HULK GET SHAFT, KIND OF LIKE TIME WITH LUKE CAGE.

HULK LEARN LAW ALLOW HULK PARODY, SO STUPID CRUNK STILL GO UNSMASHED.

HULK STILL NOT SURE HOW FEEL ABOUT ULTIMATE HULK. HULK THINK EATING BRAINS IS VENOM JOB, AND CAPTAIN AMERICA WIN FIGHT? CAPTAIN NOT TOUCH HULK LIKE MC HAMMER, UNLESS CAPTAIN ASK VERY NIECELY.

HULK THINKING OF JOINING MADONNA FASHION/RELIGION CULT OF BCBJESUS. SHE SO ADORABLE WITH FAKE BRIT ACCENT. HULK LET PUNY HUMANS KNOW.

HULK LIKE HUMAN GIRL HAIR, PRETTY. MAYBE TEASE IT UP, THOUGH. ADD SOME GLITTER.

HULK WOULD GLADLY SMASH ANY CLOWN WHO WEAR STRIPES WITH POLKA DOTS. IT GIVE HULK FASHION EPILEPSY

JUST LOOKING AT PICTURE.

STOP SAYING THAT. HULK GETTING PISSY.

IF ELECTRICMAN NOT READY APPRECIATE SOOTHING SOUNDS BENNY MARDONES, HULK PITY ELECTRICMAN.

HULK NOT ALLOWED IN OLYMPICS, TEST POSITIVE FOR RADIATION. STUPID OLYMPICS!!

HULK WRITE ARTICLE FOR ONION, NOW IT GONE. THIS MAKES HULK SO ANGRY!!

HULK STILL HAVE ONE CLIP, BRING POINT HOME:

Many unanswered questions from last Hulk movie. What happen to puny human Banner in rainforest? Is there cure for Hulk? Will General Thaddeus E. "Thunderbolt" Ross leave Hulk alone? Is there future with Betty Ross? Where villains that make comic so great, like Abomination, Wendigo, and Leader? Hulk hate Leader and Leader's big head. What happen to Grey Hulk? And where Hulk's friend Rick Jones? He only one that understand Hulk. Rick? Rick!? Raaaaahhhh! Sometimes Hulk so sad and alone.

HULK WAS RIGHT. WHY PUNY HUMANS NOT WANT HULK 2? BLADE GET 3 MOVIES, AND BLADE NOT SMASH!

HULK RECOMMEND BENNY MARDONES "INTO THE NIGHT'. CLASSIC SONG. HULK ALWAYS CRY AT PART BENNY TALK INNAPROPRIATELY FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD GIRL.

HULK LIKE WAVE FROM METAL HUMAN. EVEN IF SHE NOT PUT DOWN PENIS.

ARGH PUNY HUMANS NOT LIKE HULK MOVIE!! HULK SMASH STUPID THREAD!!!

OK SO HULK MOVIE NOT HULK FINEST MOMENT. BUT SILVER AGE UNKIND TO HULK. HULK DO MANY THINGS HULK NOT PROUD OF. HULK ONCE KILL MEN FOR HOSTESS.

ARGH! HULK SMASH PUNY THREAD, TOO LONG TO READ!