The Bad Guy

hey, yo!!

guess who's back, punks!

Hulk Hogan's nuts

well i was standing next to a mountain

chop it down with the edge of my hand

hey... yo...

Too much anime makes you turn into:

*editor's note: dont forget to close of those font tags.

hah... nobody responded... figures, buncha homos

hey yo...

'think its time i hit the Japanese wrestling circuit. if i can get a hold of at least 5 idiots like that & put them in the Razor's Edge ill be happy.

HEY YO!

this looks like fun

the bad guy calls out the homos

todays the last day the DD homos get to run freely

im sick & tired of queers like Spongebob actin so silly

strut your homo strut and i will take your ass to philly

have you beat down in the street an dressed like milli vanilli

girl you know its true this kid is really fuckin' gay

girls ask for sex, the boy screams "no way!

you ain't gay, id rather have some Jumbie in my life...

an maybe next week that queer will let me be his wife!"

that Jumbie's trife, defender of the gay & the retarded

superman, bullshit, i think clark kent must've farted

mr. new york times must think hes really fuckin cool

keeps the kids afterschool & lets them play with his tool

if jax were still around id fuckin slap him in his face

that walkin south park character would have to swallow a can of mace

an eat every gay syllable he uttered since inception

dont you wish his parents would've used protection?

NWO STYLE CHICO!!!

true, point taken... you shouldn't have tried to give the results away tho, you wouldn't like it if some dork screwed up something you found funny on the web.

so the admins let spongecrack ruin good topics like this one too?

Hey... YO!...

Spongecrack means it helped him stick his finger deep up his ass into his inner self... and he cried like a girl... chico.

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hey chico, i remember that guy, yeah the Warrior, right? Ultimate something-er-other... yeah, didn't he completely deflate after all them steroids wear out?  or was it that crappy comic book he did for Image that put him under?

actually, chico, it was neither....

what took him out...

was the

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W!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

.... hey, ....

.... yo....

yeah, we're still here, chico.  good ol' Mr. Vince McMahon decided to buy up all of his competition, WCW & ECW to make one big company of testosterone overdoses like me... the Bad Guy... and NWO's making a comeback... chico (it also helps to be one of the writers of WWF, WCW & ECW scripts, my past-time)

hey, .......... yo....

chico, it won't take more than 15 minutes to turn this geezer parade into a full-fledged party for the

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W!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

hey, yo...

benny the jet & that vegetable guy... the both of you can lick the chewing gum off the bottom of my wrestling boots.  ok, chico?  while the two of you are charging up your gay little cartoony powers for about half an hour, i'll be more than happy to show the back of your skull to the Razor's Edge.

hey, yo...

it's me, the Bad Guy.  what the hell is goin' on with all these old geezer wrestlers trying to take my spot light?  eh, chico?  you geriatric losers should be collecting social security right now, not wrestling.  what is this, some "coming out of retirement" party?  you guys should be color commentators like Jerry Lauler.

so, this is how it's gonna be.  it'll be Kevin Nash, Big Poppa Pump, Buff the Stuff, and me... the Bad Guy... against all of you "ol' school-ers" in an NWO, last-man-standing, cage, 4-corners match.  ok, chico?