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    in Music for the Masses

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    it was so supre frikin kick ass i lost my shit when they played bob **mainly as i was drunk and had been yelling bob for about a straight ten minutes lmao**

     

    pretty big show too, it was just them and bad religion last night but it looked like a festival with the amount of ppl there... huge... like my testicles...

    What are you listening to right now?

    in Music for the Masses

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    haha the lead singer makes this song.... oddly enough this song was always requested at this goth club i used to goto, think there is a metal cover of it too, but god i love love love love this song... like a guilty pleasure heh heh

     

     

    then this song makes me giggle, the beginning has all the band members fathers (rip kevin crease, the father of the bassist, who was a newsreader, and also the first person in australia to say fuck on live tv hehe) and proceeds to them gatecrashing the bands party.... still my fave aussie punk band forever heh heh

     

     

    oh, and i just listened to this one, really short, but god this song goes off when they play it live, coz, as it says in the song, russell crows band is a pile of shit haha ^_^:love:

     

    What are you listening to right now?

    in Music for the Masses

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    I rememeber this song from when I was about 10 or so, its a parody of the sunscreen song, but done so well, i think there are a few Aussie only references but most of it is pretty good, still makes me laugh to this day (Might have to do with the film clip), but for those who are to lazy to click, here are the lyrics of doom and awesome and wonder and shit.... :ohface: I added on the original Baz Lurhman sunscreen clip as well, just for comparison.... heh

     

    Ladies and gentleman of the class of '98 people often ask me if I have any advice to offer and when they do, I tell them this:

     

    If you're unsure about what you're going to do with your life try to remember some of the most interesting people didn't know what

    they were going to do at age 22 or even at 40, and nearly all of them are unemployed drug addicts forced to live on cat food.

     

    Also understand that friends will come and go - this is because of your irritating personality - nobody likes you. So if the only thing getting

    you through the day is the misconception that people like you - end it now.

     

    (gunshot)

     

    Learn how to smoke Winnie blues. If you're underaged, get an older kid to buy them for you.

     

    Get to really know your parents - they're good for money. Milk them, then put them in an old people's home. Travel as often as you can. Live in New York City once. Live in northern California once. Never live in Adelaide - it's a hole.

     

    Maybe you'll marry. Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children. Maybe you won't. If you do have children, lock them under the stairs.

     

    Do one thing each day that scares you. Sing. Dance. Jump in front of a car.

     

    Do not trust anyone who tries to update Shakespeare for the kids. Andif you see Quindon Tarver in the street - punch him in the face for me...

     

    Brother and sister, we can be free. (punching-sound-effect, feedback)

     

    If you're worried about the way you look, try to remember you're probably fatter than you think. Maybe you should consider an eating disorder.

     

    Don't worry too much about the future. If you're nervous about an exam, ring up school at the scheduled time and make a bomb threat.

     

    If you're a girl, lie about period pains to get out of anything that you don't want to do.

     

    Cheat if you think you can get away with it. Remember, someone with richer parents is getting private tuition.

     

    Shoplift as often as you can. Shopping centres factor shop lifting into their prices so if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free.

     

    When you're on work experience, steal a cabcharge and take a taxi to Perth.

     

    Wear sunscreen, but only if its that coconut oil that gives you cancer.

     

    Keep your old love letters. If you see an old lover in the street, try to run them over in your car.

     

    Don't mess too much with your hair, otherwise by the time you're 35, you'll look like Greg Matthews.

     

    Remember you can wear your underwear 4 times without washing: forwards, backwards, inside out forwards, inside out backwards.

     

    Brother and sister we can be free-ee-ee, Brother and sister, we can belieeeeve, we can belie-(multiple gunshots)

     

    Congregate in gangs around train stations and shopping centres. It's a

    free country. It's public space. Skateboard on war memorials.

     

    Smoke in your school uniform. Set off car alarms. Plant drugs on a teacher. Join a cult.

     

    Spike drinks. Don't flush public toilets.

     

    Remember, only you will only truly take care of you - so carry a concealed weapon.

     

    Walk around with your eyelids rolled back.

     

    Touch you tongue on the tip of batteries.

     

    Be open to new love. Remember, you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex.

     

    Expect others to support you. It's easy to get the dole - and still do cash in hand work.

     

    Respect your elders. When your grandma dies have her stuffed. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them

    when you're kneecapped by a lone shark.

     

    Get revenge. Don't forgive anyone for anything.

     

    But most of all, don't aim too high - You're probably only suited to an office or factory job.

     

    And trust me on the Winnie blues

     

    The Beatles!!

    in Music for the Masses

    Posted

    i'm really excited, there is a white album cover tour happening across aus soon, with four musos from really iconic aussie bands, hope i can get a ticket yay!

     

    on other news my house mates dog go to my dvd of across the universe... manage to chew the case, but the dvds somehow survived (considering he is a great dane x mastiff thats a god dam miracle) so now half of rachael evan woods face has been chewed off... so an improvement perhaps?????

    Soundtrack of your life

    in Music for the Masses

    Posted

    mmmmmmmmm......... (you can probably tell the extent of my boredom by the following.... i apologise now)

     

    Opening credits: Buddy Holly - Weezer :pimp:

    Waking up: Dr. Worm - They Might Be Giants :hmm:

    Average day: Sheep Goto Heaven - Cake :chicken:

    First date: Friday I'm in love - The Cure ^_^

    Falling in love: Roulette - System of a Down :beg:

    Love scene: Throw your arms around me - Hunters and collectors OR Doug Anthony All Stars :yup:

    Fight scene: Run - Frenzal Rhomb :argue:

    Breaking up: You suck - The Murmers :jedi:

    Getting even: Mum changed the locks - Frenzal Rhomb :fuckoff:

    Secret love: Cecelia - Simon and Garfunkel :drool:

    Life's okay: House of Fun - Madness :tussin:

    Mental breakdown: Into my arms - Nick Cave :Uh oh:

    Driving: Bicycle - Queen :drunk:

    Learning a lesson: Special Ones - George :ghost:

    Deep thought: No Aphrodesiac - The Whitlams :fuckoff:

    Flashback: Girls and Boys - Blur :gay:

    Partying: Nosebleed Section - Hilltop Hoods :luigi:

    Happy dance: Benny Hill Theme :cactrot:

    Song For Mom: Dream a little dream - Mamas and the Papas :love:

    Regretting: Hung my head - Johnny Cash :prod:

    Long night alone: Paint it black - Rolling stones :shady:

    Death scene: Somersault - Decoder Ring :misty:

    Closing credits: Dirty whore - machine gun felatio :love:

    What are you listening to right now?

    in Music for the Masses

    Posted · Edited by mizz_audacity

    i hate it when you can't actually find a clip for the artist (namely being they have actually made one) all i know is this french girl has gotten pretty big here in aus in the past year, namely due to her cute accent, but her lyrics do have a cute/retarded/deranged appeal....

     

     

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