juggalo_pete

i tink yu al kno wut i dink dis moovi neded moar uff. Dats ryte ninjuhs- tiddys.

awwwww shyt sun i know whut yu ar tawlkin abowt. ur doin rong ninjuh. lazerz aynt chit cuz dat shit cant truzt dat psyense shyt bytch. u gotto put yo dik in dat pooosay and BAMBAM BITCH baies. Dats whut you wantid to no rite? i don kno bowt the dna and the rna. woo tang isint psykopathikl enuff ninjuh WOOOOOOOP.

O snapz bythc itz finlly hapning??!!!??!?!?!!?! Da booke wuz akcshully priddyy dam borein, 2 realistik n not enough crazy shyt an no tiddys. Hopflee duh moovi is moar acshun pakkt ninjuhs

okai bytch azzes i kno it ben a gud wyle but i wachd sum moar moovies at my house nut.

marvles DuhVengurs. main diz moov wuz duh shit hoal. eye didint get 2 farr doe cuz i juz kep rewounding when dat spyder bytch wuz bownbownbowncin! Alblblblblblblblblb!! eye giv diz a A mine us.

expindiblez too- fuhkin crayzy az shshyt thiz moovi. arnuld swortsanigger iz a byg pimp awwww shyt! mayd me inspyrd to git back int2 traynin fo duh juggalo navy.

and dat iz it ninjuhs! keep diz shyt reel clazzy and stay juggatastic.

DID SUMBUDDY SAY PEEEEETE BYTHCHEZ? I git too yo qweztuns fam. Ax yes a big reviloshun iz cumming. Du juggageddin will b swifft an der will b cazooltees. Hopfly not to much tho. Tayk yo hatchit an John us so summat bytchiz lyme Benni up der don git in yo way. Eye c u beenz and yo weeds won go unheaded. Unyte ninjuhs. The jugga nation is juggupon us.

An hays no baitoer I wuz getting my dishes dun by yo mama WOOPWOOP!

uh nu yeer bytchez an dat meenz nu moovi ruvues frumm urz trooli. Eye'v had a bizzy azz tyme watchin nu shyt sew letz git 2 duh gritty niggy.

furzt! duh nu x-man moov furst claz. whut duh fuk iz diz ninjuhs? mayb sumbuddy can explayn diz cuz 1. X man. WHER DUH TITTYS!? 2. y did dey hav dat puzzy play magnetid? dey replaycd dat reel puzzy pymp gandylfor 4 dat lyttle pus. whut evver ninjuhs.

part 2; Gacy. diz wus duh orignizle jugalo bytchez. he dydn't cair hooo he khilld. mah idle

duh fynle movv i wathked wuz duh tittyfezt suckpunch. wel it wuz alos a tittyfezt. at leest it had sum nijuh azz fytes in dat mutha fukka. stil neded mo tittys.

peez bytches and stay juggastrordinary.

now diz iz gittin tu duh heet uh tings. gud mutha fukkin qwuzshtin benzy. i tink dat obamalikul iz duh shyt real no dowt. pollytux iz ashully ril impohtant tu duh jugglos. and itz hard fo us tu pik a gud candydit cuz dey always tawkin bout isshus dat don cosern me. i gotsta no whur mah nex bluzzy blunt iz rolin frum you tutch me? i don cayr bowt whut helfcare im gittin cause IM GON LIV FOHEVUH WOOP WHOP!!

Haytas guna hayt lil logginz cuzz bytches slant rekonyz mah flayra of deez werdz. Eye speek whit duh signceritee of lyfee dat deez finguhz brang to diz lil azz commonity. Yuh no whut itz lyke livinn buneef a fays uf loanleenuss? Lyfe iz hard...... BUT SO IS DIZ DIIIHICK! PEEZE PEEPEE BITCHES

Oh dayyyyyyum. ok peepel dis iz a b1t ovahwellmee so ill go slo.

bindasaurus i'll start wit yo assz. dont reed da tawpik 1f yuu dont wnt to ninja. an if yuu du juz hav fun wit it. mad LOVE WOOP.

nizzy, mah boy, but not gay now. odb iz kool az all dat shyt. he juz wunted to b payd not in $$$ but juz fo da oppotoonuhty 2 slap da juggalos arownd.... n hinesite he tryd 2 git outta rappn, but i tink he didn wnt to go to jayl ya herd. WOPWOP

haju my ninjuh duk. dat chayr got jaked. didnt Login mayk a laym azz syinse toppik fo dat kynda piss? HOLLA!

i gawt yo antsers in deez nuts bytch aszz

hou do yoo do thoas moovin pikchers? i havnt bin o in awyle WOOP! i eet all duh bytches takos

robbin banx luk priity ez.

al uh u r invytud

itz bin 2 lawng ninjaz. dat ryte. pete iz bak an am teellin yu fooz wut 2 wath. kay da moovi i watchd dis passd weekin wuz iurn man. i dont eevin no wut dat shyt wuz. juz anudda moovi bowt sum dood dat gawt kidnapt an had 2 bild a robott 2 git owt of da cave. SENE IT B4!.

numbre 2. diz iz 1 yu peepz gawt 2 wotch. transmorfers 2 da fol uf man. mikhael baye gon an dunn it agin wit dis mastrpees. da spshul uffex wer abowt a billyn tymes betta den da furst won. da traylor for part 3 juz cayme owt to. dis tyme... aw yea in treeD bytchas HAHAHA. but ya da thang dat wuz even betta in dis den da efex wuz da storie. juz lyke my dik it wuz deep az hel sun. c diz moov.

datz ryyte bitch, i got a thurd moovi cummen at yea. il kepe it short tho. pirates of duh crabian 4. diz wuz a big disapoint az der wer no tittys. i thot at sum partz dat it woold cum klose but not evin. way diffrint den da last won.

dos r my revues ninjs. hav a nyce nyte an stay juggalicious.

I'm d4 ill3st. w35t c03st k1ll3st.l1v1n w1t ma mah an i 4int got d1ll3st. yu sai i kaint sp1t, p1ss on yhu an fuk d4t shyt.©2011 -P3T3

hurd mah n4ym3 bytch3s. d1z 1z r33l h1ppy h0pp

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dat foo is a dum shyt. he kant spel werth a bich.

whoop whoop!

otay, I juz saw dat moovi diztrick 9. wack az hell. rel hewmins need 2 watch out. they all tryin 2 put dem in concentraion camps like hollacost. speekin of dat i need 2 spred da werd on da juggalo hollacost. da juggalo hollacost haz sparkd much intrist in da Juggalo/Juggalette familee. So far 20 to 25 juggalos have been shot and killt and 6 juggalettes have been raped. Roomer haz it that dis Juggalo Holocaust startid in beerfest 04. da attakers r sed to where the inishals ‘JH’ on der shoes shirts and sum even had bandannuhs. Any juggalo or juggalette that spots someone with these inishals need to stay in larje groops and in very lit aireuhs. Be awhere of evry1 and stay down wit da klown. Dont let deez ideeits stop us.

Down wit da Klown Til Im Ded In da Grownd!

NO Juggalo Hollacost can stop us.

dat right ninjas, tyme 4 sum rele muthafukn talk bowt moovis up in dis bytch. da furst moovi im revuing is colld da imajunereeuhm uf dr pornasses. dis wuz da joakrs last moovi and i half 2 say dat i dint evn finsh it. it had sumthin 2 do wit dis old guy dat mayd a deel wit da devyl. dat shit wuz very wack. dats not how shyt roles in dis juggalos hed. as soon az dat happind i took dat shyt owt an rentid a diffrint moovi. Da moovi i rentid wuz pyritts 2: skgnettees ruvinge. and da first thing i got to say is TITTYS! dis moovi wuz way betta den dat otha 1. not onlee were der lots uf big TITTYS, der wuz evrythin frum soard fites to ossum cumpweter uffex. dis shit wuz relee tite lyke yo ma's poossay. OH SHYT!

wel homies dat wuz my furst in minny revues to cum. I luk 4word to c wut my ninja da Julk haz 2 say bowt hiz fayvorite filmz az wel. stay toond ninjas. WOOP WOOP!

dat iz a tru ninja. speekind da trooth on gud ishews. mirakels r a thig to bhold

juz bootleggd dat new iron man moovi. dat shyt wuz wack. fayv chactr wz war mashene

lmmfgdao dat iz sum funny azz shyt main!

da last moovi i saw right after deth rasers wuz gacy. dat foo noes how to murder