Mr. Sexy Hat

Biggest Loser for the win!

Nothing is as fun as watching fat people trying to exercise.

I could totally dig a Parasite Eve 3 or a remake.

Oh and fuck kfc and their instant mashed potatoes and their dried out chicken.

No wai!

Instant mash is the shit! mmmm

Maybe they will release some of the old virtual boy games, hopefully with a graphical make over.

So when will Sony annouce the PSP Light Go 3D Hyper Turbo Championship Edition?

Oporto

Its an Oz burger fast food chain they take 15 to 20 minutes to make a burger then its either cold or tastes like arse.

fuck you Oporto fuck you hard.

He said that the 2nd half of the game was good. But that does not make the whole game good. But i am interested in seeing that bra and panties fight sequence and the strip or die part. spending $100 on wank material.

I was telling Nick yesterday it should be Hulk Hogan. Strong, patriotic and blonde, he's perfect!

And then Iron Sheik can play Red Skull. Old reddy would look good with a moustache and a towel on his head.

I would love to see Yahtzee review this one.

Because you know how much he loves J-ARRPG's.

If the story isn't drawn out its not an ARRRPG. Also I hate Lightning she reminds me of Squall that poxy moody motherfucker.

There is only 2 things I like about FF8

#1 The card game

#2 Odin (Because he rocks up when ever the fuck he wants, kills everything and the fucks back off again.)

and do you know what really grinds my gears,

that fucking Shiva motorcycle thing I know after 20 years of FF games the ideas bucket might be running a bit dry but come on... Just take the Namco approch, less clothes more boobage. Nothing wins more than High Def mystical tits.

Im still at the crystal lake place

I gots distracted by Left 4 Dead again.......

Yeah I love the tatical combat.

ITS GRRRRRRRRATE!

I thought the level up system was the one from FF10 but thankfully its not.

The black dude has the best menu portarit

I also like how they repalced his afro comb with a Chocobo.

I just finished the 1st chapter of FF13

and

Its not bad really. The battle system is ok a bit boring but boss battles are good.

Ok just did 1st battle of chapter 2 and it is getting more interesting now.

Already found reference to F77 opening and cliffhanger (you'll know it when you see it)

Story is pretty interesting at the moment too

so far so good

The remake of 3 on the DS is quite faithfull even though they add a shitty story line that isn't necessary.

Bunch of kids find crystal, get super powers, kill lots of evil things, save world, the end.

good enough story for me.

What?

Metal Gear on the NES is the big soft bun.

Metal Gear Solid 1 and 3 are the big slabs of beef and bacon.

Metal Gear: Solid Snake on the MSX is the big slices of tastey cheese.

Metal Gear Solid on the GameBoy Colour is the heavenly sauce.

and

Metal Gear Solid 2 and 4 are the big long ginger hairs in my otherwise tastey Big Chief Mega Burger.

damn, I'm hungry now...............

the good thing about VI, VII & IX - not sure if Oz copies work like US ones, but over here, you can play them again and again. wait, who likes III?

 

bish & gun should be headed to the midnight release, sen's grabbing our copy tomorrow - who else is in?

Oz copies tend to burn and shrivel up after you finish them. It's in the PAL coding.

I just finished work and i'm on my way to JB Hi-Fi to pick up my copy now

3 was an exelent game it had a nice difficulty curve with an awesome class list and was overall fun to play.

I think we are due for another Snake Plissken movie Escape From Forida Retirement Village.

It would be like Metal Gear Solid 4 but accually good.

FF13 comes out tomorrow here. I think im just excieted because I get a new game to play. Ill update at the 10 hour mark.

yeah, that's my plan. friend of mine says its gonna feel that way the first 10 or so hours, kinda overwhelming/off-putting, then it just gets insane. but you're right, these design choices arent gonna be for everyone...reviews are pouring in, and i figure this is gonna be a more polarizing FF than XII was.

so cant wait for tuesday.

 

wait, there's an LE over there, then? what do you guys get? all we got was a mini-guide/advertisement for the guide from gamestop.

Wow your LE sucks. We get a Music CD, Hard Cover Art Book, Unique Decal, Collectable Art Prints.

OZ Collectors Edition

and there is also a preorder bonus too 3 A4 high quatity lithographs

cool pitcures!

So yeah even if the game is arse atleast I still get some cool stuff

I got to play FF13 today and I must say they really took a butchers knife to the FF fromula. It seems like FF10 just wont fucking die, I miss my world maps. My girl friend pre ordered the collectors edition for me on Valentines Day so now im stuck between a rock and a hard place. I'll have to try my best to enjoy it. Maybe I just need to let go of my love for FF3, 6, 7 and 9 and try to embrace change.

The only list Mario is Missing and Mario's Time Machine belong on is the worst games of all time list.

Also Super Mario Galaxy is a rip off of Sonic Xtreme.

Evidence!

Striking isn't it.

Hey, be nice, Andrew Ryan wasn't THAT bad.

Ture, He did have an awesome moustache.

Its an Auzzie term of endearment, MATE.

although some might take offence

The Moar You Know

wow read the $cientology bit about Wogs

"$cientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard defined wog as a common, everyday garden-variety humanoid ... He 'is' a body. [He] doesn't know he's there, etc. He isn't there as a spirit at all. He is not operating as a thetan."

Sounds like L. Ron has been to Rapture.

The Airship levels where much better then the castle levels they where just insanely fun and frantic.

Frog mario made the water levels a piece of piss but still fun.

Mario world is a great game but in over all design number 3 wins hands down.

Why did the sun have such a hatred for Mario anyway? I mean he wasn't a Ginger. Maybe the Sun just hates wogs Italians.

Am I doing it right?

By the way Racoon Mario beats Cape Mario another reason Mario 3 wins!