endworld

I come to hondos for funny good moments and find them! Complete I feel. Yoda, am not. I.

I've been unmotivated to read Hondo's lately... I look at the front page, scrolling up and down, and then I sigh, and then I sit back and stare for a while.

Neither can I write in LiveJournal, or any journal for that matter. My sole therapy. Soul therapy. I just stare.

Oh HELL no!

The first I heard of this it was slated for this summer, right? Jeez, I hope they don't ruin this one. Akira is such a classic. I'd lose what little hope I have left for Hollywood if it was even 100x better than DB Evolution. Pah.

Logan: Internerds tells me there's three working replicas of the bike in existence. I just might lick the donkey's balls if I can take a ride, too

I am devoted to hitting 300 posts within the next hour. Normally I'm against crap-shacking up the tally, but I feel desperate. Four years and almost two months as a Hondonian and I still can't change my caption! Inadequacy screams like a sadly small penis!

Bad analogy. Is it?

Insomniacattack!

Its more refreshing than The Machinist tells me.

I never understood why they never just asked the dragon to become ultra powerful so that they could defeat any enemy that came their way (I guess cause they were too busy asking to bring all the people who died back to life)

Wasn't there some rule against it? I know Shenron/long/w/e had some sort of guidelines like the Aladdin genie... Blah. So the Americans take a pretty cool idea from the Japanese and butcher the hell out of it. Why didn't Japan make it themselves? So much more appropriate, if it were done with proper kungfu reminiscent of Hidden Dragon style flicks with Casshern graphics and super-powered fights. That would be amazing.

Now we're about to cash in on an Astroboy franchise? With Nicolas Cage?? What the hell! Aren't there rules against that, too?

So true...I suddenly love Pixar so much more, as if that were possible.

Smoothie King

Mr. Pazos, check the Google street view. I think the mysterious black monolith has appeared on Alton Road. And there's a face in it.

I need to go next-gen so bad! Without Hondo's this whole time, I didn't even know about Beautiful Katamari for the 360. I just beat We <3 Katamari about a month ago, from years of casual playing. The graphics have definitely come a helluva long way.

Right-io. So I found this movie pirating website that actually has the FULL MOVIE for watching available in VHS quality at the below link. It was videotaped at a screening in China, but they did a pretty good job.

zShare - Dragonball Evolution

I know its scheduled to be state-side on April 8th, but hey! Why waste an hour of your time in theaters when you can watch it for free, right?

Yes, I did say an hour. The movie is roughly 70 minutes long and so full of cheese, it almost made me blush. While its neat to see a real-life, strapping 18 year old Goku kamehameha a few times and fight alongside Chow Yun Fat, its really...quite disappointing. Maybe if I were 5 again it'd be worth it, as I was constantly reminded of the first Power Rangers movie and how awesome it was back then... Yet even still, this movie didn't hold a candle to Power Rangers. I dare say that it sucked worse than most made-for-TV movies I've seen in the last decade.

Be your own judge, though! Let me know your opinions, too. If you were ever a fan of the series, I know you're gonna watch it. Sorry to disappoint though, dudes.

Is it true you do not eat milk with your cereal.

Is it true that you do not, infact, use a spoon?

Could it be said, then, that you do not like...a spoon?

Or perhaps do you prefer your fingers to become soggy with spit as you plunder those corn flakes into your mouth. One by one becoming fleshy raisins to compliment your own shriveled, fruit-less, milk-less cereal conconction?

What say you?

What I'm thinking about at the moment:

1) I'm more of a reader, here. I hate to get caught up, but I do, and to do that I read page after page of threads, and then get exhausted so go for a snack.

2) I need to clean.

3) I need to go watch Boondock Saints. And now, I think I will.

4) My head keeps itching.

"Sorry I pet you!" - the MetalRachael Heart.

Iiiii--yeeiiii---yeiii, am hooked on a feelin' do dododo! 'Cause you're in looove with meeeeee~~~

Best. Video. Ever.

I am lame, but I get jokes.

"Dowe, its not that anyone questions that you're smart. You're just....slow."

New smell this evening: Burning. New guest (or soon to be): Creepy old man ghost who lives upstairs. And, apparently, SMELLS LIKE BURNING.

He's there, I promise, and I'm not the only one who's seen him.

but I am the only one who smells him...

I espcially love things.

here's to the kids.

Hondo's Irish ...Bar...bomb

It happened again!