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Added this one.... fucking love that flashy 80's stuff...

Sho'Nuff!

Really? I thought she did... anyhoo...

Nicole Graves

LEVON

Music by elton john

Lyrics by bernie taupin

Available on the album madman across the water

Levon wears his war wound like a crown

He calls his child jesus

`cause he likes the name

And he sends him to the finest school in town

Levon, levon likes his money

He makes a lot they say

Spend his days counting

In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day

When the new york times said God is dead

And the wars begun

Alvin tostig has a son today

And he shall be levon

And he shall be a good man

And he shall be levon

In tradition with the family plan

And he shall be levon

And he shall be a good man

He shall be levon

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town

His family business thrives

Jesus blows up balloons all day

Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And jesus, he wants to go to venus

Leaving levon far behind

Take a balloon and go sailing

While levon, levon slowly dies

Like Trillian in the Doug Adams books... lol.

Puff Puff Pass?

Litt treig med oppdateringer her gitt...... men popcornpartyet er nå vel overstått , og alt er ryddet.......... etter fintelling , ble det konstatert at det var ca 110 betalende personer inne. Veldig bra ! kvelden forløp uten bråk og spetakkel , og jeg tror alle som var der , hadde en kjempekveld. Tilbakemeldingene fra de som var fra Rollag Ungdomsklubb , var veldig positive. Dette må gjentas.

nedenfor følger noen bilder..

here i am in the place where i'com to let go-miami

the bass and the sun set low.

Everyday like a mardi gras- everbody party all day

no work- all play, ok

so we sip a liitle something, leave the rest to spill.

me and charlie at the bar running up a high bill

nutin; less than ill when we dress to kill,

and every time the ladies pass they be like "Hi will"

Ya'll feel me

All ages and races,

Real sweet faces, every single nation

Spanish, Hatian, indian jamaican,

Black, White, Cuban or Asian

I only come for 2 days of playing, but every time we come

we always wind up staying.

This the type of town i could spend a few days in,

Miami the city that keeps the roof blazing.

Kodachrome Paul Simon

When I think back

On all the crap I learned in high school

It's a wonder

I can think at all

And though my lack of education

Hasn't hurt me none

I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome

You give us those nice bright colors

You give us the greens of summers

Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!

I got a Nikon camera

I love to take a photograph

So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

If you took all the girls I knew

When I was single

And brought them all together for one night

I know they'd never match

My sweet imagination

And everything looks worse in black and white

Kodachrome

You give us those nice bright colors

You give us the greens of summers

Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!

I got a Nikon camera

I love to take a photograph

So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome

(Leave your boy so far from home)

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Pure gold right there.

This is a fantastic real email posted regarding acheating hubby on CL...

POOR POOR BASTARD!!!!!!!!

THANKS Jennifer..........

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Date: 2006-11-04, 8:24PM PST

......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.

No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from.

To reward you for your services I am offering you my husband for keeps. Should you accept your prize please note the following rules.

1. You are going to have to financially support him. I say this because we have 2 children together (but you knew that) which means that he will have to give up a sizeable chunk of his pay to support them in the manner they deserve. Please keep in mind that since he has kept me a stay at home Mom for the better part of the last 11 years he will also be paying me alimony. So forget about his money honey.....cause it's mine!

2. You will have to provide him with new attire. You see after he stepped from our (now mine) shower this morning dripping wet and naked is when I discovered your little "love bites". It just so happened that at that EXACT moment a giant black hole appeared in my home and devoured almost all of his clothing. Therefore he will come to you almost naked (lucky you). The bright side is that you can dress him any way you want. Go nuts and buy him a leash and some vinyl attire or a cute little dress while your at it.

3. You will have to give him up every other weekend. This time will be set aside for his visits with his children. Since he openly admitted (in front of several people) that you are just "some dumb drunk bitch" that he met at a "tweakers" house you will be banned from these visits for fear of my children’s safety. Just so you know, that is also going to be the reason to have his visits limited (if not supervised). After all WTF was HE doing at a "tweakers" house in the first place?

4. You will not be having a proper sex life. Yes, I know that you didn't fuck him last night. Since his back injury 4 years ago his penis hasn't worked right. Too bad for you because before that it was THE BEST SEX EVER and we fucked all the time! however, now he'll most likely disappoint you with his half hard member that only works with a little blue pill. Please don't let that fool you. The little blue pill means that he comes within 2 minutes....hardly enough time for you and 98% of the time he will just be too embarrassed to even try. Stock up on your batteries and/or multiple sex partners! By the way, No it CANNOT be fixed. It's nerve damage sweetie, deal with it!

5. You will NOT return him to me. I will NOT have him. He fucked up when he touched you! I was a good wife to him and he had a good thing going on here. Don't be surprised if you don't live up to me because you wont and he will make you miserable for it!

6. He will blame you for ALL of this. He told me, with tears in his eyes, that you giggled to him "I hope your wife sees that". I don't know if you said it or not. I don't really care. However, just in case you did, your wish came true. I did see it, and he's pissed. He's so mad that you made that comment that when I punched him in the eye he apologized to me! Yes, I know violence is wrong and to be honest I've never hit anyone before. However, I am not sorry that I did and if I could have that moment back I would have simply aimed lower!

7. This one isn't really a rule, more like a friendly warning. I will make sure to take up as much of his time with the most petty shit I can find to spite you. I will make it my hobby to hurt him and you the same amount my kids are hurting right now. Please be aware that he will take it, he will eat my shit for years with a smile. I was with him for 12 years, I know him better. Yes, I do feel completely justified in my actions. Just in case you were wondering.

So Thank you, Jennifer the dumb drunk bitch from the tweakers house who left bite marks on my husband chest last night, for showing me that 11 years and 2 children were no match for you! I applaud you on a man well won. HE'S ALL YOURS YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Yeah she's cute

I go Bananacakes for anothe Venkman movie!~

YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I will post it up as soon as I put it up Skeet...

Min bid $1,500.00

Got mine tonight. I'm going to play it and then sell it.

I'm putting mine up tomorrow for bidding. I will include Blue Ray stuff and the 4 launch titles and 2 extra controllers as well.

WORST MOVIE ,,,, ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Characters are unbelievably dull.

Are you naturally a retard Jumbie or do you practice really really hard.

Hey Miami people!... My new infatuation...

Wikipedia DEXTER Link

Dexter is a Showtime original television series starring Michael C. Hall as serial killer Dexter Morgan, who works as a forensics analyst (specializing in bloodstain pattern analysis) for the Miami-Dade Police Department.

The series is based on the novel Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay.

I highly reccomend the following for all you Behavioral Science/Criminal Justice/Serial Killer Buffs out there. This series and books is outstanding stuff.

Lindsay's has the 3rd installment due out in July '07.

Here's the Showtime page on the series...starring Michael C. Hall of "6 feet Under"... Awesome stuff. Stream the episodes from the site as well.

DEXTER ON SHOWTIME Series 1

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