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  1. Wow, bringing out the Big Guns, eh?

    Fine, make it hard lol

    ::evil laugh::

     

    :2T:

     

     

    Elaborate. Not sure what you mean by this.

    salvation is attained through what means, by good works, faith, or both? And how does the RCC justify their belief.

     

    its hard to ask the question without answering it, and i wanted you to answer it.... lol

  2. Rummaging through some of the more interesting anti-catholic websites, i came across a few things that they all shared, so i figured this might be an appropriate venue for such discussion. :welcome:

    1. How does the RCC defend the inclusion of the apocrypha?
    2. What precedent is there for the rosary?
    3. Good Works vs. Faith: How does the RCC justify it's stance?
    4. Was Mary a perpetual virgin? Or did Jesus have actual siblings?
    5. Were women created solely for the needs of men?
    6. Are women supposed to be subservient and acquiescent to their husbands?
    7. Was sex created only as a means of procreation, or was it also created for enjoyment between husband and wife?

  3. 1. so you confess for XYZ sins you've commited and what not, and father cotera gives your your penance, but:

    1. you refuse to do it?
    2. you forget about it?
    3. you die before you get a chance to?
    4. or you refuse to sit on father cotera's lap? :welcome:

    2. can priests get tattoos? i've never seen or heard of them getting one and i was kinda curious after watching american chopppers... lol

     

    3. the Holy Grail.

    1. what does the Church say?
    2. what do you think?
    3. how does one reconcile the fact that the concept of the 'Holy Grail' was first written only 700 years ago?

    4. what strides are being taken by the Roman Catholics Church to promote unity among all Christians?

  4. because i couldn't help it...

     

    The Man Song

    Sean Morey

     

    I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.

    I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.

    'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".

    I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

     

    What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.

    And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.

    The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.

    'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.

    And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.

    'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.

    And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

    I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

     

    And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.

    And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.

    Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.

    Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!

  5. My Ding-A-Ling

    Chuck Berry

     

    When I was a little biddy boy

    My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

    Silver bells hanging on a string

    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

     

    Oh

     

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

     

    And then Mama took me to Grammar school

    But I stopped off in the Vestibule

    Everytime that bell would ring

    You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

     

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

     

    Once I was climbing the garden wall,

    I slipped and had a terrible fall

    I fell so hard I heard bells ring,

    But held on to My ding-a-ling

     

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

     

    OnceI was swimming cross turtle creek

    Man them snappers all around my feet

    Sure was hard swimming cross that thing

    With both hands holding my dingalingaling

     

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

     

    Hmm this here song it ain't so bad

    The cutest little song you ever had

    And those of you who will not sing

    You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

     

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

     

    Your Ding-A-Ling Your Ding-A-Ling we saw you playing with your Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling everybody's ding I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling

  6. One Song Glory

    Rent

    One song

    Glory

    One song

    Before I go

    Glory

    One song to leave behind

    Find one song

    One last refrain

    Glory

    From the pretty boy from Maine

    Who wasted opportunities

    One song

    He had the world at his feet

    Glory

    In the eyes of a young girl

    A young girl

    Find glory

    Beyond the cheap colored lights

    One song

    Before the sun sets

    Glory -- on another empty life

    Time flies -- time dies

    Glory -- One blaze of glory

    One blaze of glory -- glory

    Find

    Glory

    In a song that rings true

    Truth like a blazing fire

    An eternal flame

    Find

    One song

    A song about love

    Glory

    From the soul of a young man

    A young man

    Find

    The one song

    Before the virus takes hold

    Glory

    Like a sunset

    One song

    To redeem this empty life

    Time flies

    And then - no need to endure anymore

    Time dies

  7. mec 1: tu en as laissé?

     

    moi: ouais... mais pas beaucoup... j'ai eu faim ;)

    mec 1: merde. la prochaine fois, puis-je avoir plus que une morceau?

    moi: hah... il n'y avais pas du fois prochaine !

     

    mec 1: ...merdeaux...

     

    moi: de rien, mon ami! hah!! regarde-moi! je me rigole de vous! lol ah... soyez content!! au moins il y a une restant!

     

    mec 1: quelle méchant! lol putain de merde!

     

    mec 2: ouais... et aujourd'hui a été un bonne journee!

     

    moi: j'essaye! lol

     

     

    :shady:

     

    j'adore le phrase >!! lol c'est très versatile, non?

     

    :2T:

  8. as·i·nine (ăs'ə-nīn') pronunciation

    adj.

     

      1. Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior.

      2. Of, relating to, or resembling an ass.

     

    [Latin asinīnus, of an ass, from asinus, ass.]

    as'i·nine'ly adv.

    as'i·nin'i·ty (-nĭn'ĭ-tē) n.

     

    Synonyms:

    absurd, brainless, childish, cockamamie, crazy, daffy, daft, dingy, dippy, doltish, dotty, empty-headed, excessive, exorbitant, fantastic, far out, fatuous, fool-hardy, foolish, feebleminded, half-baked, half-witted, harebrained, idiotic, ignorant, ill-advised, ill-considered, illogical, imbecilic, immature, imprudent, inappropriate, incautious, inconsistent, incredible, indiscreet, injudicious, insane, irrational, jerky, kooky, lamebrained, laughable, loony, ludicrous, lunatic, mad, moronic, nerdy, nonsensical, nutty, outrageous, preposterous, ridiculous, screwy, senseless, short-sighted, silly, simple, stupid, unbelievable, unintelligent, unreasonable, unthinkable, unusual, unwise, wacky, weak, wild, witless, zany

  9. Gold Dust

    Tori Amos

     

    sights and sounds

    pull me back down

    another year

     

    i was here

    i was here

     

    whipping past

    the reflecting pool

    me and you

    skipping school

     

    and we make it up

    as we go along

    we make it up we

    go along

     

    you said

    you raced from langley

    pulling me underneath

    a cherry blossom

    canopy

    do i have-

    of course i have

    beneath my raincoat

    i have your photographs

    and the sun on your

    face

    i'm freezing that frame

     

    and somewhere alfie cries

    and says "enjoy his every smile

    you can see in the dark

    through the eyes of laura mars"

    how did it go so fast

    you'll say

    as we are looking

    back

    and then we'll

    understand

    we held gold dust

    in our

    hands

     

    sights and sounds

    pull me back down

    another year

     

    i was here

    i was here

     

    gaslights

    glow in the street

    (flickering past)

    twilight held us

    in her palm

    as we walked along

     

    and we make it up

    as we go along

    we make it up as we go along

     

    letting names

    hang in the

    air

    what color hair

    (auburn crimson)

    autumn knowingly

    stared

    and the day that

    she came

    i'm freezing that

    frame

    i'm freezing that frame

     

    and somewhere alfie

    smiles

    and says "enjoy her

    every cry

    you can see in the

    dark

    through the eyes

    of laura mars"

     

    how did it go so

    fast

    you'll say as we are looking back

    and then we'll understand

    we held gold dust

    in our

    hands

     

    in our

    hands

  10. Addictive

    Truth Hurts

     

    He breaks, me down, he builds, me up

    He fills, my cup, I like it rough

    We fuss, we brawl, we rise, we fall

    He comes in late, but it's ok

    He do, I do, he knows the rules

    He takes care of home, though he's not alone

    I'm on his knee, he keeps me clean

    And gives me things, he makes me scream

     

    He's so contagious, returns my pages

    He's got me anxious, he's what I waited for

    He keeps me guessin, spontaneous

    He's so persuasive and I'm his lady

     

    Oh! Tonight he's waitin, and I ain't complainin

    I'm entertainin my number one fan

    My back is achin from our love makin

    Oh yes I'm takin, ain't no use in fakin

    My ups, my downs, my high and my lows

    From head to toe he makes me glow

    He hits the spot, he makes me hot

    I'm all that he's got, and he's all that I got

     

    He's so contagious, returns my pages

    He's got me anxious, he's what I waited for

    He keeps me guessin, spontaneous

    He's so persuasive, and I'm his lady

     

    Thinkin of a masterplan,

    You know anything you need baby ask your man

    You was there from a half a grand

    Now it's kelos to c notes and how fast your grands

    We ball like we own the world,

    your only concern is you my only girl

    And when we speakin in tongues

    Breathin hard when I'm squeezin your lungs

    Keep it strong, but I gotta hit the streets when I'm done

    It's joy and pain, when you try to get ahead of the game

    It's fucked up but you never complain

    You just pray I don't get killed when I hit the hood

    Just another hundred mill and I'm a quit for good

    No more drug wars trips to jail and shootouts

    Gettin loot out for lawyers and bail will get you boot out

    Just me and you high off sex I'm twisted

    You OG'd and you OD addicted

     

    He's so contagious, returns my pages

    He's got me anxious, he's what I waited for

    He keeps me guessin, spontaneous

    He's so persuasive, and I'm his lady

    He's so contagious, returns my pages

    He's got me anxious, he's what I waited for

    He keeps me guessin, spontaneous

    He's so persuasive, and I'm his lady

     

    :)

  11. Bat Country

    Avenged Sevenfold

     

     

    He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man

     

    Caught here in a fiery blaze

    Won't lose my will to stay

    I tried to drive all through the night

    the heat stroke ridden weather

    The barren empty sights

    No oasis here to see

    The sand is singing deathless words to me

     

    Chorus:

    Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone)

    Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction

    My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone)

    No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention

     

    As I adjust to my new sights

    The rarely tired lights

    Will take me to new heights.

    My hand is on the trigger

    I'm ready to ignite.

    Tomorrow might not make it

    But everything's all right

    Mental fiction follows me

    Show me what it's like to be set free

     

    Chorus

     

    So sorry you're not here

    I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear

    Now take a trip with me but

    Donn't be surprised when things aren't what they seem

     

    Caught here in a fiery blaze

    Won't lose my will to stay

    These eyes won't see the same

    After I flip today

     

    Sometimes I don't know why

    We'd rather live than die

    We look up towards the sky

    For answers to our lives

    We may get some solutions

    But most just pass us by

    Don't want your absolution

    Cause I can't make it right

    I'll make a beast out of myself

    Gets rid of all the pain of being a man

     

    Chorus

     

    So sorry you're not here

    I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear

    Now take a trip with me

    But don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem

    I've known it from the start

    All these good ideas will tear your brain apart

    Scared but you can follow me

    I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die

  12. Feelin' Love

    Paula Cole

     

    Love, love

     

    You make me feel like a sticky pistil leaning into your stamen

    You make me feel like mister sunshine himself

    You make me feel like splendor in the grass while we're rollin'

    Damn skippy, baby

    You make me feel like the Amazon is runnin' between my thighs

     

    You make me feel love

    You make me feel love

     

    You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny

    You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde

    In a centerfold, the girl next door

    And I would open the door and I'd be all wet

    With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt that I'm wearing

    And you would open the door and tie me up to the bed

     

    You make me feel love

    You make me feel love

     

    Lover, but I don't know who I am

    Am I Barry White?

    Am I Isis? - Oh...

    Lover, I'm laced with your unconscious

    Oh, baby, babe, babe, baby...

    I will be your Desdemona - ahh...

     

    Take your time

     

    You make me feel.... Aha

    You make me feel... WooWoo-oo baby

    You make me feel... Aha mmm

    You make me feel... Loved

  13. The Vagina Song

    Artist ?

     

    Some of them are hairy

    Some of them are bald

    Some are kinda scary

    and this is what they're called...

     

    Vagina...

    Vagina....

    They call that thing vagina....

     

    Some belong to virgins

    They're really tight and strong

    But big or small, I love 'em all

    That's why I sing my song

     

    Vagina...

    Vagina....

    They call that thing vagina....

     

    Vagina!!!!!

     

    Some of them are smelly

    Like clams and fish and such

    Some smell like a summer's eve

    Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

     

    Vagina...

    Vagina....

    They call that thing vagina....

     

    Vagina...

    Vagina....

    They call that thing vagina....

     

    Nothing could be finer

    than to be in a vagina

    in the morning...

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