SpunkyMonkey

have a pregnant lady swallow it in...

they can't do x-rays on pregnant ladies

thank you

ok, all you EUROS, listen up... as a baggage handler, i need to speak up, because i just stacked three flights on my own in 90 degree heat... you see:

ALL OF YOU need to gather up all your little friends, take them to your local hangout and teach them of the meaning of the words:

PACK FUCKING LIGHT!!

PLEASE... PACK FUCKING LIGHT, YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE YOUR ENTIRE WARDROBE WITH YOU... WE DO HAVE FUCKING WASHING MACHINES IN THIS CONTINENT, TAKE 5 FUCKING SHIRTS AND 3 PAIRS OF JEANS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO USE ANYWAY... AND REALIZE THAT, OUR SOUVENIERS SUCK!!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE 6 BAGS WORTH OF OUR SHIT WITH YOU!!! YOU DON'T LIVE IN FUCKING HAITI, HALF THAT SHIT IS LOCATED AT YOUR LOCAL MALL, ASSES!!!

also.... HARD SIDED BAGS, AS YOU ALL SEEMINGLY ENJOY OWNING IN DROVES, WILL NOT PROTECT THE CONTENTS OF YOU FUCKING LUGGAGE, seriously, you CAN'T slide that shit in the bin of an aircraft and it just adds like 15 MORE LBS TO YOUR ALREADY EXCRUTIATINGLY OVERSIZED BAG... so, since we can't slide it down, we just toss the fuck out of it 10 FEET inside the aircraft bin cause no one's going to push your heavy ass shit down to the stacker at the other end... BUY MOTHERFUCKING SOFT BAGS THAT CAN FUCKING SLIDE!!!!

and one other thing... STOP BUYING PLASTIC PROTECTION FOR $9 FUCKING DOLLARS A BAG FOR YOUR HARD SIDED OVERSIZED MOTHERFUCKING BAGS BECAUSE WE RIP THAT SHIT APART ANYWAY TRYING TO STACK IT IN AN AIRCRAFT BIN, THE SUN MAKES YOUR PLASTIC COVERED BAGS FUCKING HOT AS HELL AND THAT BURNS US!!! SO YOUR BAG HAS NOW BECOME OUR ENEMY UPON CONTACT... TRUST ME, YOUR SHIT WILL MAKE IT TO GATWICK BETTER WITHOUT IT!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!

... that is all

I'm going to go out on a limb and not read the previous page, but, you do all realize rockstar has already released the new plot and it's going to take place in a redesigned liberty city?

ok, 4 people then...

wow, one more and the time and space will get torn at the seams

Star of Indiana 1993 - The Music of Barber and Bartok

wow, three people in this board know what drum corps is, and it happens to be random... that's gotta be a paradox or smth

Blue Devils 1996 - Club Blue, A Gangster Chronicle

Santa Clara Vanguard 2001 - New Era Metropolis

... only Stillbored will really know what this is, lol

maybe a few others.

wait, i think LL might, too if I remember right

Smokey and the Bandit

Sally Field

I'm gonna go watch this just so hear him say "WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES"

once he says that I'm walking out and sneaking into something else, ha ha.

Ninja storm trooper

oy, i voted and didn't know it was 4 years old, heh

oh well

I'm sure she's been in the wet dreams of every japanese animators out there

oh, i wasn't trying to beat Losifer... I was just sharing

whoa, I just found my new favorite thread!

love the asian montage at the end here...