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BigChiefSlapaho

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  1. Read up on it here:

    Freedom Force overview 1

     

    I read an issue on this game idea almost a year ago.  It seems to have a lot of promise.  Squad-based RPG where you can create your own superheros & design their powers to be whatever you want.  Pick from 36 different types of damage and a wide variety of character customizations.  I just hope they'll allow imported skins, that way I can have Irish Ninja finally go up against Chief Slapaho & see who'll win.

  2. And what I'm sayin' is... if you're going to put a poll, and ask for people's opinions, then don't say that they're fucking crazy, because it has nothing to do with you.  If you've already made up your mind a/b who's the winner, then it's not a POLL, it's a statement.  Lock the poll, game over, you win.

     

    EX)  I'm going to make a poll over what ice cream flavor is better, Chocolate or Vanilla... but if you vote for Vanilla, I'm going to promptly call your opinion a pile of dog shit.

  3. Reptile was rated the worst character of MK2.  In MK3 & Ultimate, when they did the combo system, he became really really good b/c he could shoot like 4 different types of projectiles at you & his combo was good.

     

    In MK3, Sub Zero could make an ice image of himself and if you touched it, you froze.  He could do it in the air too, which made him really tough.  Scorpion kinda fell behind, still hooking & teleporting (now towards & away from you), but when in a combo, he busted out an Axe & chopped you up nicely.

  4. Nick's got a good point a/b the cardboard fries.  Remember when those fries used to rock?  When BK changed their recipe for the first time in like 20 yrs & started making these really crunchy ones and everyone thought they were way better than McD's... then, people started realizing that these fries were made in O-Lean, some new fangled type of veggie oil that immediately lubricates your entire intestines in a matter of 15 minutes and causes you to dump everything you just finished eating.

     

    Now, not even the taste of the fries can save them, they've lost all form of relation to normal french fries.

     

    Here's another fact... McD's has a breakfast menu that's about a million times better than BK's.  Don't know if many of you guys are up early enough to witness this.

  5. Obviously, in fuckin-Guyana things must be different.  If you've gone to any BK in Miami in the last year you know that the microwaved cow toes they use in the burgers are about as bad as the ones in McD's.  Now... compare their only redeming quality... the chicken sandwiches... you know that the McD's one still resembles chicken, while the BK ones look like an enlarged Chicken Nugget on bread.

  6. title.GIF

    I just think you guys are acting as if Maximus had never killed anyone until that first battle at the beginning of the movie.  I mean, he was General of the Roman Legions!  You don't get there without seeing alot of battle & outlasting everyone else that was there before you.  Plus, you're probably a hell of alot smarter than everyone around you.

  7. Ok... had a thought...  You guys remember BattleToads, right?  Remember they came out with all those SNES & Genesis games a/b them, and there were actually some weak ass comics out there featuring them.  Well, here's my question.

     

    How many of you guys were lucky enough to experience the BattleToads arcade game?  I know there's got to be only a handful of people on this Earth who have even seen the thing.  This version of the game was as god-awful close to rated X as possible, not many arcades carried it.  I know of only 1 spot in Miami that had it, and that was Bird Bowl.

     

    This game displayed horrendous amounts of violence... above & beyond your average rinky-dink 2D group-fighter game.  Zitz would jump in the air and do a spin kick that would turn his leg into an axe which would decapitate whoever's standing next to him.  I recall confronting one of the bosses (first level I believe) and defeating him by dodging his bullcharge, then grabbing his crotch & nailing him at least 4 good times until he collapsed... then punting his ass off the screen.  It get's worse.  For those of you who played the game, you may recall the giant snake boss at the end of one level who's head was larger than the 3 players combined.  One of the gruesomest scenes in arcade history ever, the snake would then proceed to bob back & forth until the right moment when you weren't paying attention, then he would dive down, whip out these fangs that were at least the length of your character's body, impale your 'Toad, shower blood all over the screen, then crunch on your body a few times before swallowing.

     

    If you've played it, let me know, otherwise I'll try to look up something on it for reference.

  8. Actually, Nick, you were right a/b the Superman game.  It was Taito.  That game used to make me mad b/c I wanted to get past level 3 so freaking bad & never had enough quarters.

     

    That 6 player X-Men was one of the funnest moments in my arcade experience... part of the fun was seeing who got to be stuck with whimpy ass Dazzler.

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