Sports Scandals

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So for those of you who don't know who Brett Favre is: he's the quarterback known for holding damn near every record (even the bad ones) in passing and for retiring and un-retiring multiple times, driving the fans and media crazy as a result. Now playing for his third team (the Minnesota Vikings), it looks as though this might be his last hurrah... for real. But not without a little scandal.

 

Two years ago, while with the New York Jets, Favre supposedly tried to spark up a relationship with Jenn Sterger... well, here's the story:

 

By now, you may have heard something about the alleged Brett Favre sex scandal involving penis pictures and seductive voicemails. The married Vikings football star has been keeping a low profile since Deadspin broke the (rumored) story of the QB who tried to seduce 26-year-old Jenn Sterger with texts, MySpace messages, phone calls and, of course, pictures of his surprisingly average dong.

 

So, who is Jenn Sterger, the hottie at the center of the whole scandal? Well, for one thing, she's a former guest on Asylum's Masterclash. She's also not one to be charmed by a dopey married man and his whining pleas to get her to visit him in a hotel room -- especially since he was basically a total stranger when they met in 2008.

 

At the time, Favre played some lousy football for the Jets and Sterger was a Gameday Host for the team -- although no one knew exactly what a Gameday Host was, back then or when the story broke. Favre may have noticed her even before then; most of male America had, due to her appearances in Maxim and Playboy, for which she unfortunately remained clothed.

 

Ok, enough of that.

 

So, on to the voicemails and Favre cock shots (it's only fair with all the above pics):

 

In the video here (parts of which are NSFW due to penis photos at 2:08 mark), you'll see and hear all the strange messages Jenn Sterger received from someone she was led to believe was Brett Favre.

 

This is the evidence she told us about last February. Sadly, Jenn is still reluctant to talk on the record about the matter. Everything shown in the above video was acquired from a third party.

 

And, yes, there's a possibility that the person communicating with Jenn was not actually Brett Favre, but rather someone trying very hard to appear to be him. But let's look at the evidence: For an individual to put forth the effort to 1.) acquire a cellphone with a Mississippi area code; 2.) take some voice lessons; and 3.) implicate Jets handlers and perhaps other people, all within a very short period of time and for no discernible reason other than to mess with Sterger, well, that's some very aggressive role-playing. Jenn believed it to be him. Others believed it to be him. We've seen far too many supposedly family-oriented and upstanding professional athletes whose off-field behavior contradicts their well-manicured public persona. If Sterger is right, Brett Favre really is like a kid out there.

 

Watch the video!

 

Now that I've painted the picture. Discuss.