WHY AIN'T THERE NO NIGGAS IN THESE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY GAMES? AIN'T THERE GOTS NO BLACK PEOPLE IN ALTERNATE REALITIES? THIS IS RACIST CRAP BRAINWASHING THE YOUNG BLACK MINDS OF AMERICA INTO ACCEPTING THEIR PRESCRIBED ROLES AS NON-ENTITIES IN SERVICE TO THE WHITE MASTER. YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THE KKK LEADERS CALL THEMSELVES WIZARDS? THEM REDNECK BOYS LOVES THEM SOME FINAL FANTASY.
AND ANOTHER THING, WHY THE FUCK THEY CALL THESE GAMES *FINAL* FANTASY ANYWAYS? SHOULDN'T THE FIRST ONE A BEEN THE *LAST* ONE?
GODDAMMIT, THIS IS THE KINDA THING THAT MAKES A MAN JUST WANT TO-
Oh wait, there was a black guy with a machine gun hand in FF7 wasn't there? Man, I loved that game.
Um, well, Never mind me. Go back to your gaming and questing. Pretend I was never here. (Or at least give me a 10 minute head start befo' you call down the 5-O...)