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Athena

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  1. Although, I do have to add that I don't really think that listing off all the hot/popular celebs in hollywood really makes sense in the culture forum, I do see how it's appealing/entertaining...

     

    Interesting how so many of these posts have a few names in common.

     

    I personally think I'm attracted to the weirdos in hollywood. Never have been one for the pretty boys.

    I think Jeanneane Garafolo is adorable, and Kirsten Dunst is beautiful, and Parker Posey wins the award for "slightly scary, but attractive nonetheless". As for guys, David Duchovny has that mysterious sexiness, Matt Lillard has that weirdo-punk coolness thing going for him, and the recent incarnations of Johnny Depp (i.e. Chocolat and parts of Blow) are very "pretty."

    Other than that, I'm not really sure about guys. It's rare to find one that's attractive and intriguing. I still can't seem to find someone recently who really comes to mind the way that a young Harrison Ford (in the Days of Star Wars) does, or the way that Sean Connery at any age does.  They're not just good looking men, they're intriguing, attractive, and seem to have a sense of personality that is admirable off screen as well.

     

    Ok, so blah blah blah.  I'm not one for celebs, but since we're talking about beauty here, too, I guess I got into it.

  2. Argh.  I'm fookin tired.

     

    You know what I need right now?  I need a nice King size bed, with down pillows and silk sheets, and 20 happy people in pretty clothing giving me back/hand/foot/head massages and playing harps and saying nice things about me and the weather....   That'd be nice.

     

    I guess under the circumstances I'd settle for passing ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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    oh, sorry.  out.  hold on a sec while I clean up the drool off my keyboard.  that can't be good.

     

     

    THE WORST TOILET IN SCOTLAND

     

     

    Heh, now at least you gotta know that things could be worse!

  3. yeah, well, I think yahve's in rehab, and Kee's a hopeless case.

     

    Is there a 12-step program for this?

     

    anyway, they tried that whole prohibition thing once.  Nobody liked it.  This might be more popular, but... i dunno...

  4. Why is it that just when you think you've got it all figured out, nothing fucking works, and then you just decide that maybe it's better just to take a nap-- or better yet-- check in on the forum.  

     

     

    Do you think my parents will still love me if I drop out of school 6 class days before the end of my last semester?  Do you think I'll just shrivel up and die and cease to exist if I don't get my degree like everybody thinks I should?

     

     

    Sometimes, I wish that I had more balls.  Less balls, perhaps, than the amount which would make me a man, in which case I would have to ass-rape Yahve, and I'm not sure how he would react to that.  No, but yeah.  I just wish that I would do something crazy.  Feel alive or some shit like that.  Or at least maybe just crack up.  They could put me in some sort of crazy person institution, and then my parents would have a good excuse for their failure of a child.  Or maybe I just wish I had enough balls to concentrate on what I'm doing (instead of posting here when I should be working).

  5. "Tenna called again, asking me if I wanted to go dancing.  I laughed cruelly at her.  After about ten minutes of this laughter I told her, for the hundreth time that I have no time for going out, let out for doing a mad jig to sound.  She's been sliding music discs under my door in her secret hours.  That's one of the few things that gets a smile out of me these days.  I'll have to remember, once this work is all done and I have enough time to play human being again, to buy Tenna a monkey.

     

    Things have gotten weird.  That's about all I can say about that at the moment."

     

    i feel sick

  6. Actually, I don't know if I'm just restating the obvious cause you guys already figured this part out, but it's not the original he-man or transformers series they're bringing back.  From what that Toon-Zone website said, it looks like toonami will be airing a new series based on the release of new He-Man toys from Mattel and the release of new Transformer toys from Hasbro.  I'm thinking that this means they will be creating a whole new series like they did for Justice League and the new Batman series.

     

    In that case, I'm not sure what to expect.  Yeah, I was a huge fan of He-Man as a kid (shut up, and yes, I did have all the He-Man toys before She-ra came out-- it's a wonder I didn't turn out as a lesbian.... heh.)  Um, yeah, so, anyway....

     

    As I was saying, I'd love to see He-Man come back into popularity, but the animation style of the original He-Man was so different from what Cartoon Network has been using for the majority of their new series.  I wonder if they will go with this saturated-color, blocky animation style they use in Samurai Jack and Justice League?  I'm not saying that I don't like it, but just that I wonder how He-man is going to look....

     

    And in any case, I never realized when I was three years old that the He-Man and She-Ra cartoon series were just marketing ploys to get American children demanding the next cool He-Man/She-Ra toy from their parents.  I mean, yeah, I had the toys (and trust me, after she-ra came out, I pestered my parents into every she-ra toy that existed... my little He-Man figure would go to She-ra's castle and they would fight all kinds of things... Say-- Does anybody want to play pretend?  Sorry, short attention span.)  My point is that I was totally manipulated into buying exactly what they wanted me to buy.  Urgh, I feel so used.  But then again, I'm still a fan.  (And you have to admit that She-ra was hot!  And her best friend... Glimmer....mmmmm....Purple hair.....)

     

    Anyway, I know that Cartoon Network is still pulling the same ploy in running a cartoon series to sell a toy line, but doesn't it seem sad that we're commercializing and materializing our kids- not to mention ourselves-  so young (and so blatently)?

     

    Don't get me wrong-- I love the Cartoon Network.  They're cool.  heh heh.  But seriously, it is kinda creepy that we're so complacent with the unadulterated manipulative power that television holds over us.

     

    Ok, I'm going to go download the trailer for the new PowerPuff girls movie!  July 3, 2002!  WooHoo!!!!

    :buttercup: :blossom: :bubbles:

    :D

     

    Buttercup Rocks!

  7. BURNT VERSION:

     

    i think I'm gonna be sick.

     

    These fucking monkeys!  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahddammit.

     

    fellated assholes....  monkeys.....  monkeys..... I should neglect your porkhole. monkeys!!!!!!

     

     

    who are you? You've got ten seconds.  why are you in my juicy house? Well?  I  don't know you!   I'm calling the fucking cops now.... Are you ready to burn? Until them poo pirates get here I'm going to throw stinking cat litter on you and your monkey until you agree to fuckin' vaccuum up the fucking mess you and your hand-job made my stupid ass make on my stinky carpet you and your hand-job fucking slob.

     

     

    I'm not done yet! Where the fuck's my piece of shit fucking mouse? ANSWER ME, or I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT.  if you pee on your sorry mouse, fuckin' what color does that shit turn?

    Oh GOOD, then, bastard,, you and your hand-job're not pregnant. You are a cream-filled cracked fuckmonster.  But you and your sluts will be someday.   And he's gonna weigh 18 pounds at birth you and your sluts crazy 56%-gay schlop.   Half assed lesbian you turned out to fuckin' be.   do lesbians even like assing? Fuckin' you should know.

     

    fuckin' what's an assing? I want answers.  Should I ask my fucking gay buddy? Fuckin' you should know.  Do you think he'll know? Answer me, dammnit.  Do I wanna know if he tells me? That's the fucking question.  Fuckin' what's fucked-up with you? Truth be told, I don't even give a shit. You and your monkey need to have more compassion for gay people!  Insensitive prick!   Ask Bacchus to fuckin' say "cock" -- he says that shit right.   Then insert that ----here----.  

     

     

    Who the fucking fuck are you? Rhetoric doesn't suit us, though. Wanna get smoked? ¨¶¥J©»J©R©J©.›i©b©i©r©i©z©i©€©i©‡©i©“©

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  8. i think I'm gonna be sick.

     

    These fucking monkeys!  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahddammit.

     

    boys.... monkeys..... monkeys..... monkeys!!!!!!

     

     

    who are you?  why are you in my house?  I  don't know you!   I'm calling the cops now.... Until they get here I'm going to throw stinking cat litter on you until you agree to vaccuum up the mess you made me make on my carpet you fucking slob.

     

     

    I'm not done yet! Where's my fucking mouse?  if you pee on your mouse, what color does it turn?

    Oh good, then, you're not pregnant.  But you will be someday.  And he's gonna weigh 18 pounds at birth you crazy 56%-gay schlop.  Half assed lesbian you turned out to be.  do lesbians even like assing?  what's an assing?  Should I ask my gay buddy?  Do you think he'll know?  Do I wanna know if he tells me?  What's wrong with you? You need to have more compassion for gay people!  Insensitive prick!   Ask Bacchus to say "cock" -- he says it right.  Then insert that ----here----.  

     

     

    Who the fuck are you?  Why are you in my house?

     

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    :monkey:

  9. You should study.  You should study for your tests. Don't waste time on the computer!  The computer can't take your test for you.  You're going to fail the test if you don't start studying!  You're going to fail the test, and so you'll fail the class.  Is that what you want? You wanna fail the class so you can fail outta school and not graduate, you lazy punk?!?  You fahking lazy ass punk, you better not fail that test, biatch, you hear me, you better not.  I'll whip you good, you hear me?

     

    Punk.

  10. Wing Cummander

     

    Moulin Rough Sex

     

    Hump Party

     

    RAM-bro

     

    Remember the Titties

     

    Malcom XXX or American History XXX

     

    Girls, Interrupted

     

    Cum, Lola, Cum

     

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dildo

     

     

    Again...

     

    Home Alone

     

    Ed Wood

     

    Bound

     

    What's Love Got to Do with It?

     

    and someone already mentioned Shaft, right?

  11. Disney movies:

     

    Boy Story  (isn't that what every nsync video is anyway?)

     

    Jumbo  (now that's reason to call him an elephant)

     

    Alice in WonderBras

     

    Robin's Hood  (she got it pierced... again!)

     

    Penisocchio  (the girls all love it when he lies...)

     

    Sinderella

     

    The Mighty Cocks

     

    Mary Poppin-and-out-and-ins

     

    Blow Dogs

     

     

     

     

    Again: these don't need to be messed with:

    Bambi

     

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

     

    Lady and the Tramp

     

    The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

     

    Beauty and the Beast

     

    The Love Bug

     

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks (think about it.....)

  12. Con(dom) Air

     

    The Domin-Matrix

     

    Buffy the Vampire Layer

     

     

    Some that don't need alteration:

     

    Free Willy

     

    The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

     

    ok, so this one isn't a movie per se, but c'mon, "Leave it to Beaver" is just beggin to be a porn movie title of some sort.

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