APANCHALYPSE RETURNS

APANCHALYPSE RETURNS final post. Say goodbye, everyone. He's done been retired.

For Chris.

For Nick.

Fine, you guys don't want to play? I'll play by myself.

Hardy, har, har, Nick... I mean, wait... et tu, Logan?

Girls like to give me stuff... and THANKS!

Perfect. So is that a yes?

Newt, what system did you get this for and if someone didn't already call dibs, could I borrow it when you're done ?

Ha.

Name: The Ultimately Spectacular, Sensational and Amazing Spider-Panch

Powers: spider cliches, lack of imagination

Weaknesses: the 90s, copywrite infringement, vaginas

Enemies: The Lizard, clones, female Filipino doctors

Source of abilities: bitten by a radioactive Peter Parker

Costume: Tobey Maguire hand-me-downs

First appearance:

Yeah, I thought I didn't even have to mention the second one.

What didn't you like about it?

Great! I loved it! Better than the first in my opinion.

No cape? Cause I imagine a cape. One with faux nipples on the back to confuse predators.

You and me, both.

Dammit, I want this!

Wanna put it over your fireplace, do ya?

Or True Blood!

The first two episodes have been TITTYTASTIC! Fuck a spoiler on that one!

Did you ever play it co-op with friends? Having a few drinks with you buddies while playing loud music made it a fucking blast!

All thought all the Wildstorm characters were coming over. Wildcats, Stormwatch, Gen-13, Planetary along with Authority.

Isn't the Wildstorm universe coming over, too (maybe it was mentioned in Nick's initial post, but it was TL;DR--go ahead and give me my -1, Nick)? While some might not like this, I've secretly wanted this for a while now.