APANCHALYPSE RETURNS

Well, he currently has to post his interview. Some douchebag could of asked why his wife was such a cunt so stuck-up.

He just looks like a cooler Silent Bob. Not Keven Smith Silent Bob, but Hondo's Silent Bob. WAY cooler version.

I gotta get online before I post my gamertag handle whatever.

That's gotta be a small percentage, though. Most of them live in the wild, right?

You can probably find that thing for 15 bucks or rocks or whatever you use for currency over there. If the second one is half of the first, you'll be running back to buy it anyway. Also... play the Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil CD during play. Don't listen to everybody else. Just do it.

Why are most of those badass Pokemon so melancholy? Don't they know they're badass now?

She is truly the best at this.

I think Captain Crap was a casualty of New Orleans, Nick. Sucks, I know, but no one made it outta there alive. I BARELY did :/

I like the Homemade Heroes title better (yeah, I read Wizard, too :P).

It's ridiculous.

Hialeah roads are pretty much the worst roads to navigate in Miami. And that's saying something in a town where ALL the roads are damn near impossible to navigate.

BRUNO MARS?! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN DRAKE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Way to crush a man's dreams, ladies...

If I were casting the Hondo's Bar movie... I'd have The Rock play me ;)

Cameron Diaz is in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas?

You didn't like the Mask? It's the only movie I've ever thought she actually looked good in.

It's funny cause in that picture he look like a cross between my brother and I. Never seen that before. You know, this is why you're the queen of this, Aarty. The freakin queen

The comments section is hilarious! 'I think that's a balk' and 'bush league' had me rollin! Haha!

Some kind of weasel, yes.

Hondo's fearless fehrer:

That joke's totally been done before... but it never gets old

Oh, FUCK NO! Cut my hair like him, he says... that's fuckin racist and you know it! We look NOTHING alike! Here, I'll cast you:

Dead on!

Spray-on abs man.

I guess, but at least if I was ripped people wouldn't notice that I WASN'T trying to be WareKratos :/

If I were ripped like Kratos, I'd totally shave my head and be him for Halloween. Might still do it anyways