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Keth

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  1. alright this is my sequel thread to the ultimate slayer list cause im seein folks starting to gather items now for the looming zombie plague that awaits us. assuming that we're stocked up on essentials, what 5 weapons, real or otherwise, would you keep close when fighting the undead menace? Mine: 1. BFG (Doom) 2. a .22 rifle 3. Crossbow 4. an axe 5. a power fist (Fallout). feel free to include items that may not be a first thought as well. :hotcostner:

     

    HARPOOOOOONNNNN!

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  2. The Dark Knight

    So here is my review of this movie, and after i say what i have to say many of you will be pissed off and stuff, but i dont care because i need to say it. The Dark Knight sucked, plain and simple. Why? well lets see there are plenty of reasons, many of which i will inform you. First the actors: Where's Michael Caine? I want Alfred! i dont want him having random lines every 20 minutes or so, i want his witty banter. What about Morgan Freeman? He's in very little of the film as well, centering on his severe distaste for bruce's tactics to take down the joker at the end of the film, thats retarded. What about christian bale? The man didn't even look like he wanted to be there at the moment, he was bored! Now i'm not downplaying Ledgers performance, being as it was the only highlight of the film besdies Aaron Eckhart's Dent, but thats it guys, face it! Let's see Mr. Nolan went and took his only chance to make a good batman film and threw it to the very hungry sharks.Whats all this crap about social philosophy? Forget that crap, Joker was mad as a hatter in the comics and cartoons, not some social anarachist who lived to see people mess up their own heads. thats just stupid. Oh and what else? the camera was jumpy, there's little batman and and over-abundance of bruce wayne being bruce wayne. I'm sure my 9 month old daughter could come up with a better batman film.So in conclusion: is there any hope at all for the dark knight? no. Should Ledger get the oscar? yes he should. Oh i do have to point out one fact that will remain with all of us and i'm sure deep down inside of you all that you know this is true, If Heath Ledger had not died when he did, The Dark Knight would not have made as much money as it has. 'Nuff said!Peace guys and remember EXCELSIOR!

     

     

    REVAMP! Pulled this gem out of someone's myspace profile bloggity blog.

     

    *let's just not copy and paste stuff from Baytor's and Hajerkinit's review threads. That ain't fair :2T:

  3. it seems that hollywood has been doling out these remakes by the barrel full. they try and artsy up the term 'remake' with 're-imagining.' i dont think im gonna re-imagine jason voorhees as nothing more than a deformed psychopath with a machete.... and apparently neither did the director of the new friday the 13th. he made him a little bit faster, but did he really need that? now i really like alot of remakes. peter jackson's king kong was awesome and i love the thing. even dawn of the dead kicked ass. but we really dont need a play by play remake of the omen. it was enjoyable but unnecessary. what really is the biggest annoyance are the upcoming onslaught of foreign remakes: oldboy, the host, versus, let the right one in, and the newest movie martyrs are all coming to america. i know the driving force behind this is $$$$$$$$ but is a little originality too much to ask?

  4. max payne wasnt to bad, but the unrated version is the one to watch (it shouldnt have been pg13 in the first place) :) and i actually enjoyed doom. but if you dont watch it at all the end first person sequence is definitely worth a look. i still think silent hill is the best game based movie, but im not a fan of the SH games, which may be a factor :pinch:

  5. "A solo movie for one particular "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" mutant character, Deadpool, is being pushed forward. Splash Page MTV has come up with the story, claiming that there is official word on "Deadpool" being in active development and that the spin-off will have Ryan Reynolds reprising his role as the mutant assassin known also as Wade Wilson. The official word on "Deadpool" movie being made came up soon after "Wolverine 2" was announced. A Fox insider reportedly informed MTV that "Deadpool" will have Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel as the producers. Though the studio are still seeking for writers, the proposed project is said to be an exploration of the character's background, and how he goes from being a part of the Weapon X project to becoming the mask-wearing Merc with the Mouth. Talks about Deadpool getting a spin-off treatment have made its round long before "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" hit theaters last Friday, May 1." http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00024046.html wont let me fit the whole thing

  6. ...what? SH: Homecoming didnt have ideal controls, but like RE4, it was better than the system it had before. if you want a free-roaming action game, SH might not be the series youre looking for...i personally thought that game was underrated and took far too much shit about being from a western dev from folks who didnt play it, but eh, to each either own, man.

    also, yeah, :welcome:

     

     

     

    Yeah, you're right. it just didnt feel like survival horror to me i guess. but i know this is one of those games that folks either loved or hated and you at least gotta respect a game like that. plus the whole RE/dead space scheme i got used to also. a lot of people liked the game siren as well and it wasnt for me either. i just thought it was funny how in SH: homecoming the main character wasnt very worried about his crazy mom or the foggy town. granted he was military but still. :sad: and thanks for the welcome. haha i still trying to get my bearings straight

     

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  7. silent hill homecoming: Cunt faced monsters and skinless dogs.... just another day in the neighborhood apparently. I think questions need to be raised when your hometown is overcome with strange fog and your little bro goes missing. "Hey ma! Wheres the crowbar? I gotta take care o' this critter in the basement that looks like a pussy with claws." :???:

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