Thrizzle

18 awesome selfies from Grand Theft Auto V

The character looks I've grown to prefer:

Trevor: Mullet, Handlebar mustache (which is misnamed and actually a horseshoe mustache, as it does not have graspable appendages), aviators, filthy white t-shirt, camo pants, military boots.

Michael - Bald, clean shaven, wearing anything that looks expensive.

Franklin - Big afro, big beard

I haven't bothered change Franklin or Michael's clothes in a long time, since they're civilized human beings who apparently shower and change clothes regularly anyway.

As far as I can tell, this does not apply to Trevor.

Re: Panch's last spoiler

Oh man, I haven't found that either. I don't think I have the stamina for that shit.

Here, let's post random fun, non-story related shit we discover.

Grab a tow truck. Tow a car. Get going full speed, then hit Franklin's special ability and whip it around at least 90 degrees. Release the vehicle when it's at the end of the swing and watch it fly. Car bowling!

Maybe.

But yeah...I'm just getting in a lot of fist fights. Particularly when Chop is around. He's a good boy, and has no patience for irate civilians threatening me.

You guys are way further than me.

But I'm making a killing in the stock market and my punches are starting to hit like a goddamn freight train!

Hey guys.

I enjoy playing this videogame.

RPG elements that were found in San Andreas will not be making an appearance however, but you can customize clothing.

 

 

Dissapointed we're not getting a San Andreas Redux, but it sounds like it will probably be a good game in it's own right. I just really want those RPG elements back. FUCK YO PLOT.

 

God bless you sneaky motherfuckers. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, MOLYNEUX? THIS IS HOW YOU LIE TO PEOPLE!

#BOBBYWINKS

What if he played a young Jason Todd? The climax of that movie could be the stuff that hater dreams are made of.

Oh god, I wish so hard that this was real.

I don't like how it's just assumed that she got it at work.

EDIT: I don't think anyone is actually assuming that at all, half-asleep-5am-me. Jesus, get a cup of coffee you no reading comprehension buffoon.

I like Off to the Races quite a bit. Very well produced piece of music, that.

None of the rest really grabs me. I'm a sucker for deviant literary reference.

Since All New X-Men is one of the books I keep up with, I'm going into Battle of the Atom on the ground floor.

This was a highlight.

The Thing is excellent, but I dunno how you goons sit through Ghost Rider on multiple occasions.

EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS.

Axels, that NDA ain't nothin' to fuck with and this is a public forum. Cover your ass.

Kryptonite: not even once.

Hmmm.

Could we add "history" to the title? I think i can find it a good home.

I find it offensive that they edited out the merfolk's ample nipples. Evidence suggests that they nurse their young.

Are you suggesting that the existence of mermaids wouldn't rock modern society to it's core? Because it will.

As an amateur mermaidologist myself, I like forward to these educational programs. People need to learn to accept and understand the fair sea folk with whom we share mother earth.

This is in the wrong forum.

Selected Ambient Works is the shit.

this should get back in a museum the suggestion box

What exactly is it suggestin', nigga?