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I love lamp.

tried posting some images, but they wouldn't show :[

 

im HTML stoopid

make sure you've selected "HTML ON- Auto Linebreak Mode" in post options, which you can see below your post in the compose reply window.

not to everyone's taste?

 

she looks like someone beat the crap out her and then dumped her in a bin, after this they then let her marinate for a couple of weeks.

i'd say those photo's were taken just after she clambered out.

 

i'd be almost certain that if were to meet her in real life i 'd probably get sick immediately.

after an hour or so when i've recovered from the smell and put on my gas mask, i'd probably just get a loan of my friends remington 870 and put her down.

it'd be best for all concerned

Who's talking you scruffy hobo? If I met you in real life I would gladyly give you a sponge bath just to hear another tall tale of girls way out of your league that you regected anyway.

not to everyone's taste I'm sure, but who cares?

they call her Tampon Girl

Looking at this, I feel the hot guys thread has been neglected. Action must be taken.

Well neglect no more!

Yes... if there's one thing that all of the internet message boards over the whole world wide web can agree on, indeed, if we had to find a prime mover, or rather an idealogical foundation for the entire idea of the internet message board, it would be that Batman rocks.

Batman's rocks!

The Dark Night Strikes back!

From these new pictures it seems Christopher Nolan's new Batman movie will take elements from The Dark Night Returns and the Killing Joke, but with more Rochambo.

Link to unbesmirched images.

is it just me or do they look a tad young, as in in too young...as in young enough for r2s to like 'em

It's just you.

You do know that by clicking on said image you'll get a bigger one.

Snarf snarf snarf!

Until the Gods above that grant my wishes realise that I wanted Michelle Trachtenberg dressed as Snow White in my room, this will have to do.

Scary Mary, I'm not afraid of you.

In addition to previous mental notes I may have made, re:girls on the internet- really, stop falling in love with girls you will never meet!

It's already quite cosy, its a veritable quilt of cosy Jont banners, and just to show I've given something back click one of them, I've named a space-nut after you.

Lithgow was the worst alien commander EVER.

Fuck that, he was all about getting the human pussy. What would you spend your time on if you were an alien commander? Don't answer that, we already know.

It's not about where you are, its your state of mind, and the willingness not to return to mundane reality. The drugs help with this.

Wrong, the correct answers were week long parties, month long benders, year long escapades and Kieth Richards.

weekend long parties really take it out of you

Is there any other kind?

Go here.

Let the video load, make it full screen, wait, watch, wonder.

eh, when the actor works better, im with you. me, i kept thinking the kingpin was so smiley, he must want to fuck DD every time he sees him. It didnt work for me one bit, and it really didnt help, even on the director's cut.

If you want to protest the presence of any actor in that movie, let it be Ben Afleck.

that also really annoyed me, there was no need for it.

Yes there was, he was probably the best actor in that movie.

Movies shouldn't have to adhere to every single detail of the source material. The race of an actor shouldn't matter that much, not unless we're talking about a remake of Roots or something. Daredevil sucked, but can you tell me that casting a black actor as the Kingpin was even part of why?

Call me simple, but I loooooooove Little Britain! Hooray to Jont for introducing me to some of my favorite shows, including Little Britain, Father Ted, and Peep Show.

I did? Peep Show I know, but the others?

The Daily Show is relevant, that's the point of it, its topical, I just don't think it could match the Day Today in terms of quality, even if it has in terms of quantity. That said, I haven't seen all of the Daily Show in its ten year tenure, and I doubt if I'd have the time or the patience, however you could watch the complete Day Today today if you choose, I can think of few better ways to spend three hours.

So anyway, I haven't a fucking clue what half of these sketch shows are, and I'm not going to go looking up for my self, I still bear the emotional scars from that time I tried to find funny Chris Farley clips. DAMN YOU FLUFAKINS!

Pick your favourite and back your corner, feed me videos.

Much like The Daily Show on Comedy Central?

There are similarities, but they're purely coincidental. Its over ten years old and it's still relevant.

I've only seen bits and piece, but it seems to be like a satirical commentary show. Do they do interviews on The Day Today? Anyway, I reckon it's not sketch comedy.

It's a parody of the UK news, each report is like a sketch of its own, there's interviews, but on the Day Today they're all fictitious. So I'll agree with you, it may as well be a sketch show, but its not. Jam however is, put it on the list, I refuse to vote other and I think Metal Heart deserves her little Britain.

Still trying to further my cause that Chris Morris is greater than everything, I wonder out loud if the Day Today would count as sketch comedy.

met her at the star wars convention

did I mention, she was looking for love?

had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded

(the thousand-pound dude in the 'no fat chicks' shirt's astounded)

thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract

ya heard me, she said, I want any man here

to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear

and I'll steer you to side of the force that you choose

somebody's man enough here -- now who?

This girl, now you have to understand,

would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man

so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his

saber but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spoke

I ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on,

but these guys here are used to gettin' spat on

by girls, see you put em in shock.

And this ain't the right con to quote mister spock

but it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free?

 

Cause I got something for you

it is shiny, it is clean

Come on up and I'll adore you

with my yellow laser beam

 

sitting in her room upstairs,

watching her wind up the buns in her hair

I declare that I'd like to be luke,

unless that's a little bit too perverted for you

I could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!"

wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read,

don't remember any character tied to the bed

but that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carbonite

and why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that?

shows off what you got, make no mistake that's

one fine view of chewbacca you're giving me

lower that down here, we could be living the

linguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid.

(Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed)

Fire! She said, and before I could scream

got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam