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Newtype

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  1. 127. Painting a chicken yellow and calling it a chocobo
  2. 124. acting sick,not going to school, run to the mall, buy copy of FFVII, stay home for the rest of the week playing. 125. Getting chewed out by parent's and teacher's for said actions. Pointing out that public school is more important then a game. 126. Getting grounded for pointing out public school is a joke and you learn more from said game then a public school lacky.
  3. 79. you get one of these 80. if you have/had owned final fantasy jewelery (I'm looking your way IC) 81. When you know what Odin, Gungir, Sleipnir, the Midgard Sormr and Yggdrasil are, but you've never even heard of Frigg, Tyw or Loki. 82. You make a post on a fan forum detailing 1001 ways in which you know you're addicted 83. You did something for your girlfriend (significant other), which made her so happy that she jumped and threw her arms around you, and in your mind all you could hear was the Victory Fanfare. 84. Whenever someone talks about a cloud (In the sky) and you anwser somthing like "Yeah his sword is cool!!!" 85. If you try to beat up your friends for EXP 86.If the soundtrack in your head changes whenever you enter a new area 87. If all your friends know everything about your favourite Final Fantasy despite the fact none of them ever played the game. 88. If you try to jump off a cliff because you think an invisible force field is there. And then you die 89. After someone else pulls that stunt, you try to save them with a Phoenix Down 90. You start carrying around marbles and saying it's your orb of light or materia 91. When you get to level 99 on Final Fantasy V....(and that's saying something) 92. When asked why you beat someone up you say "I needed the 15 AP so I could master the use of stashing megaelixirs" 93. When you threaten people with "Bitch, don't make me cast reflect and bounce ultima off my party." 94.When you're in the military and everytime you hear RPG you think Final fantasy games, while everyone else thinks rocket propelled grenade 95. When you watch Advent Children and die inside after the realisation that Tifa isn't real 96. When you actually try to summon espers...(I mean I know if I try harder Bahamut will appear) 97. When you wish that people would change clothes like in FF X-2 98. When you suggest #97 to a friend who is a girl, and knows what you mean and then she slaps you on the face. 99. After doing #98 you try to cast cure on yourself, but wonder why it still hurts 100. If you've been asked who would win, a ninja or a shaolin monk, you say "that's a tough one... Ninjas have the Utsusemi advantage, but monks do some crazy damage. I guess the monks, since ninjas have low VIT, and they'd get hit while trying to bring Utsusemi back up..." 101. If you understood the above 102. When Final Fantasy was the Key factor in deciding your future 103. If you start a new game of FFI and beat it all in one sitting before you realize you've forgotten to turn the TV on. 104. When throwing firecrackers at people's house in the middle of the night, you yell out the names of FF spells 105. You drink a bottle of hair tonic thinking it'll restore your health. You end up in the hospital the next day after getting your stomach pumped 106. If you stand round silently, arms folded leaning against a wall thinking "Man, I'm soooo like Auron now" 107. Hit someone with a stick and scream out "Zombie!!!" 108. If you see a train pulling into a station and yell, "It's the Phantom Train! Run for your lives!" 109. When you take a black rock and try to call forth a meteor to destroy the world 110. If you compare Microsoft with Shinra 111. If you wonder why everyone complains about Edward being weak when in YOUR game he can kill the Antlion in one hit 112. you play sid meier's civilization and name the cities after FF towns, complete with landmarks (Esthar has an observatory, Besaid is an island, and Nibelheim is beside a snowy mountain) and have your very own FF world map. 113. When you stare at the screen playing it the whole day and when someone tell you to turn it off you either don't listen or act like a angry tiger (WOW!! that sound's like IC) 114. you use rpg maker to make an ff game cause you got all the time in the world 115. When you see someone you don't like you get a stick, pretend it's a sword and a say: Back off malboro!!! 116. you've pictured an FF character while having sex (One I'm not guilty of, but know someone who is) 117. if you work out what level you are in real life and how much exp you need to level up and you go on to the street and beat random people up 118. when people ask you your name you wait for the little box to turn up to write it into. 119. You constantly look up at the sky yelling "Arg! Sector 7!" or "Holy Shiznit! Meteor!" 120. When someone compliments your FF costume and you say "costume?"
  4. That's a sweet looking pic, and yeah it was worth it,
  5. 72. You make your girlfriend dress like these girls 73. You lady's make your boyfriend dress like this. 74. You and your friends go out everwhere like this.
  6. 67. When and if you ran into Death machine (which is about a one in a thousand near the end of the game), and you beat him on the first try. you go out and make yourself a custom trophy to reward yourself . (Now that is hardcore)
  7. :yup: 55 . when you hear the sound "kweh" and you run around looking for the chocobo 56. when you and your buddy get into an argument over which FF chars can beat which. http://www.hondosbar.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=775 57. when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die. 58. when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up. 59. when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world. 60. when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
  8. Newtype

    Xbox 360

    Sucks if you have tons of games for the x-box Wow!! It keeps your pizza warm also. now thats impressive
  9. 46. If you contribute to a thread such as this. 47. If you've ever engaged in the ultimate FF fan **** waving contest: "I've beaten more FF games than you (and I did it better than you)." 48. You can understand obscure references to FF games that haven't even been released in the US. 49. When you play through the game a second time you save at different parts because that part of the story is cool and you want easy access to it 50. When you complain an FF game sucks but you played and beat it anyways 51. You've learned a lot about ancient mythlogical creatures and gods from the summons and enemies 950 more to go. Think we'll make it.
  10. 34) Normal people named Vincent, Rosa, Maria, Cecil, Terra, Cara, Lulu, and Guy give you funny looks when you start talking about their exploits. 35) You don't need a strategy guide to quote HP of various monsters 36) You spend hours practicing fan arrangements of music from final fantasy on your instrument 37) You spend hours practicing the *real* arrangements of music from FF on your instrument. 38) You spend hour practicing the music of FF on an instrument you've never played before in your life.
  11. 30. If you can quote lines from a FF game, and not the short ones like "whatever..." or "YOU SPOONY BARD!" 31. You make an entire website devoted to one or more Final Fantasy games.
  12. 16. If you dress as ff characters............... on a regular basis 17. You confuse the word airplane with airship 18. If you suddenly realize you've been playing FF for an entire day and don't think much of it.
  13. Newtype

    Xbox 360

    Both funny and ironic at the same time.
  14. Newtype

    Xbox 360

    http://www.xbox-scene.com/xbox1data/sep/EE...kyEHasmrPqu.php
  15. Here is how this thread works, we post reasons according to this subject and when we get to 1001 we celebrate with whatever you mods can think of. Make sure after you post to check over it to make sure you got you numbers right. I'll go first 1.If somehow you have found some Final Fantasy X bed spread with matching pillows. 2.You make your own gunblade 3.You wear a shirt that says Aeris R.I.P 4.If you legally change your name to Zidane 5.If you dye your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks. 6.When playing a zombie game like Resident Evil, you shout "LIFE, LIFE!" 7.If you have everyone in FFX fill every grid on the sphere grid.
  16. Been buying them from #1. It's a great book.
  17. After playing Katamari Damacy and we love Katamari one can't help but love the music from the game (If you hate the music from the game you have no soul). I can't find a soundtrack cd for this game but I did find the music for it. Katamari Damacy soundtrack http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/242 we love Katamari soundtrack http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/241
  18. Sweet!!!!!!! Just found out that DragonQuest VIII does come with a demo of FF XII . So the guy at gamestop was telling the turth.
  19. Part 2 could have been fun and it did have a great stroy but the problem with the game was it has to many problems which kept it from selling or making fun. The combat was sloppy. I mean KOS-MOS is a badass yet she can't take out a run of the mill monster or a human. Boss fights were cheap and can only be won by combos and it didn't help you couldn't buy weapons,armor, or items. If not for the story I wouldn't play Xenosaga 2 ever.
  20. I guess everybody in the DCU were all dicks pre-crisis.
  21. Just so you know. They're saying DragonQuest will have a demo of FFXII. If that guy at gamestop is not telling the truth he's getting my foot up his ass.
  22. Just go to this link. It's were I found it. http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/50 They have every FF soundtrack. It's number 12 and when your done click mp3 on the right and your going to find lots and I do mean lots of OST. You'll be a happy little whore.
  23. Just got my hands on the live opera music from FF VI. I have to say it's way more impressive. After hearing it I don't think I can go back to the music from the game. If you ever finished the PS1 FF VI and unlocked the extras on the disk you know what I'm talking about.
  24. Wow! this site has a massive list of soundtracks of game music. http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php
  25. blindfolded mario pianist (take two) http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:JQHxl...ic+videos&hl=en 10 minutes long and the guy is more impressive the 2nd time around.
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