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Newtype

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  1. Now that was funny. You can blow a guys head off and be on the news for a few minutes, but showing your breast and your on t.v for weeks on end. Now Mrs. Clinton wants the FBI to look into GTA to see if something can be done aginst Rockstar. Now Bill Clinton sleeps with ho's all the time and she has a state to run or something and whats the biggest thing on her mind A FUCKING VIDEO GAME FOR ADULTS. No wonder this country is so fucked up.

  2. First they gave us the spider-clone saga :) , then came Gwen Stacys children ( who by the way were Norman Osborns kid :2T: ) and now this. I stopped reading spiderman :pig: just before the clone saga ( thank you god ) then I started reading it again when JMS started writing it up till the moment Gwen Stacys kids came into the books. Then I dorpped the book yet again. It better be good or I'll give up spidy for good.(ultimate Spider-man doesn't count)

  3. Just finished Final Fantasy X-2 with 100%, finished Crono Trigger and Crono Cross with all the diffrent ending. Tho finding the right order to trigger the Crono Cross took a while but I found it. Got to level 19 in tetris with about 270,000 points on my gameboy.

  4. Now this is funny :D

     

    Bill Gates said he's not worry about the PS3 cause by the time the system hits stores halo 3 will hit about the same time and that people would rather buy the game over the PS3. I have no idea what he's on, but it must be some strong shit.

  5. Kain and Cecil are fighting to the death, and just when Kain is about to kill Cecil Rosa shows up and heals him in time. Cecil gets up to his feet and starts to fight Kain all out to prove to Rose he's a man. Kain bitch slaps him over and over, and just she keeps healing him over n over, but after healing him like a hundred times she said fuck it no more healing. Cecil hearing this starts to cry to rosa just then Kain beats the shit out of him. Kain now ready to kill Cecil once and for all and take Rosa for himself stands over Cecil body with spear in hand and when he's ready to gut him rosa calls Kain out. Kain looks at Rosa and he can't belive what he's see. Rosa is standing there naked she looks at Kain and says "take me in front of Cecil I want him to know he wasn't man enough for me before he dies" Kain drops the spear and starts to walk over to Rosa when it happens. He's been stab from behind. Kain turns around and sees Cecil standing there. Kain ask Cecil how can he be standing after a beating. Cecil looks at Kain and says " with my fighting skills I carry lots of potions bitch" then looks at Rosa and says " thanks hon I knew you'll come to help me kill this bitch. Cecil turns around and looks at kain and says " this is for stealing my bitch" stabs Kain with his own spear. Walks away with Rosa to get some booty.

     

    Cecil-1 Kain-0

  6. Let me give this a try

     

    1. Edge is a ninja, so he'll slip in their rooms at night while they sleep and kill them all.

     

    2. Tella would stand outside of town and drop fireballs on everybody killing them all.

     

    3. Cid would hop on his airship and carpet bomb their ass.

     

    4. Kain can't touch you as long your under a roof.

     

    5. Edward would drug everybodys food, kills them all while eating lunch.

     

    6. Rydia would stand outside of town or hide somewhere and call her friend to either blow them up,burn them, or eat them alive.

     

    7. Everybody else is just an easy target.

  7. I've been thinking about games that nintendo should puy online, heres a list. Add any games you think would kick ass.

     

    1.Mario cart, yes its online i know i just like saying it

    2. super smash bro, see above

    3.starfox, you and three guys taking on an armada of ship

    4.bomberman cause blowing up IC never gets old

    5.mario brothers co-op

    6.zelda four sword four player to save hyrule

     

    What do you think

  8. I'm just saying MS jumped the gun with the 360. Nintendo and Sony had a strong showing at E3. Ms didn't impress too many people is what they are saying.

  9. Word from E3 is that both Sony and Nintendo are stealing the show from X-box. Bill must be pissed off, and yes super smash bro is going to be online. I guess that means cowboy is going to be an easy target online and offline. :D

  10. Revolution online service to be totally free and like, wicked cool!

    In an article that appears in Tuesday's issue of USA Today, several exciting tidbits were uncovered about the online service for Nintendo's next home console. The service will offer broadband access to a player-matching service, all for the low low cost of FREE. That's right, for a monthy fee of NOTHING, you too can engage your fellow Nintendorks in a friendly bout of asskickery. In addition to the player-matching, the service will also offer downloadable versions of games from Nintendo's back catalog, running the gamut from old school arcade classics like Donkey Kong right up to your favorite Gamecube games. According to the article, Nintendo has yet to decide on whether or not to charge a fee for downloads, which means they will.

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