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Erm... Snowboarding IS in the olympics. Actually the US swept all 3 medals... Again.

::Whistles tunelessly::

~TD

Boy, I'll be waitin for you out in the parkin lot. Say hello to my lil friend...

PS I have countlessly apologised for the thin red line as it thouroughly sucked the crap outta my ass. And WWW was not THAT bad, at least it had a few good lines.

~TD

::Revs his engine waiting for the irishman::

Utterly and completely BADASS, and even though its completely in french the subtitles almost seem to dissapear after a few minutes. This is truly a spectacular film and watching it will bring meaning into your life. I give this a FULL and enthusiastic 5 stars!

~TD

oh dear jesus... I actually remember watching that show too. damn where the hell did you dig that relic up? but while your at it see if you can find some shots of the old zelda cartoon.

~TD

Heh, i just saw it. It was GOOD.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Had to hit off half a star for lack of Nudity, great profanity thou.

~TD

How did i know CHiefy would be the fisrt to die in a Jizz duel?

...Scary

~TD

**WARNING: FREAK LEVEL STAR WARS INFORMATION**

    :jay: **AVERT YOUR EYES IF EASILY BORED** :bob:

A few points...on Vader vs Maul

Maul was simply a Sith (aka dark jedi) vader attained the Title Dark Lord of the Sith (aka Dark Jedi Master)

Also due to the very large gap in rank vader know a hell of alot more than maul. So vader has many trick up his sleave where as maul only has the fancy footwork and them lil horns.

For example Vader can both weild his saber and assault maul with small/large projectiles of whatever is handy (i.e. rocks, machinery, Ewoks, ect) Also at the level of master it IS possible to excert the force upon an object and make it temporarily resistant to a lightsaber. Bullshit? what do you think that cane Yoda carries is for?

Yoda abandoned the saber before leaving to dagobah, maybe in fear of detection, maybe because he realized it was useless on such a primitive planet. The jedi masters have enough skill not to need one but i distinctly remember reading that yoda could make his little staff strong enough to deflect a lightsaber. Also if you aid close enough attention Luke DID score hits on vaders armor, sometimes with effect and sometimes NOT and if that doesnt make you belive vader knew the trick in Cloud city vader Absorbed a shot fired by Han's blaster with his palm.

So basically vader would win because of the mismatch in skill. Even thou maul gets props for the bad ass saberstaff fighting moves the Sith lord wins out with the deflection and other tricks.

So for those of you still awake after this rambling lemme know who else ya want me to compare and i'll fire away.

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Took out the entire house with a tank...

Took out the tank with poppas ass rocket...

had a Birthday...

AND reached the level of "Chaotic-evil-half-orc-Druid"

Beat that white boy... :p And damn that thing IS addicting!

~TD  

:werd:

The arcade ones win out in my opinion, Granted i've never played spidey for PSX but the arcade ones were the funnest gameplay. Consoles did have a few shining stars but i was very few arcade "comic" games i didnt like.

One console worth mentioning was one of the Xmen games for genesis. One level you had to fight Mojo and then try to stop a critical computer meltdown... After weeks of frustration and nearly open violence I had just about exhausted every last possible way of beating the level.   :angry:  So the next time i Beat Mojo i could not think of ANYTHING different to do so i finally said FUCK IT threw the controller down and i stomped off and reset the game...

Then while angrily looking to see what game i was to pop in next I glanced over and saw Binary across the screen. I then watched open mouthed as the system "rebooted" and poped me back in the game on my way happily to the next level!?!?!

I could not belive the answer to the puzzle was resetting the system!!! :angry:  It still makes me mad to think about that one. :angry:

~TD

"Anger Anger ONGER!"

            -the other white meat

ROFLMAO!

I just can't get over how everyone Swerving to miss her was probably screaming "Oh my God!" and "Jesus!!" and not helping in the least to the clusterfuck!

LOL

~TD

Microsoft is a decent company to work for just make sure of one thing before you apply HAVE damn GOOD CREDIT IF NOT IMPECCABLE. They will drop anyone who has the slightest blemish on their credit.

~TD

"Fuck Microsoft! Fuck them in the ass with a big rubber dick!"

-basterdised george carlin rip off  

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES! THEIR BURNING!

~TD the blind man in the corner