Eternal Usagi-Chan

OH yeah!! Sean Connery! Jared Leto!

Quote of the day- Work is the curse of the drinking man

Oh and most meals consist of rice and black beans!

Jack's Meandering Thoughts  Today, 12:25 AM

 

Oh, we got the 12 grapes at midnight on New Years thing, pretty common with hispanic families.

 

Plus we love wine. Big winoes.

Don't forget:

Getting empty suit cases and walking around the block- luck with travel

Getting a pot of water and throwing out the front door- which means your throwing out everything thats bad.

Buying and wearing a brand new pair of red underwear.- brings good luck with money

Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,

"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,

but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" The priest inquired. "They say,

'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's obscene!" The priest exclaimed, then he

thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may

have a solution to your problem. I have two male

talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read

the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,

and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and

worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . .

.. That phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well

be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the

priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that

his two male parrots were inside their cage holding

rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over

and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in

unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some

fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot

looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed

"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been

answered"

aaaahhh that was supposed to be my post!!!! Isobel left her name logged on my computer!!

Doesn't get any sexier than this...

Sorry Nanno!!! Heres the next one:

Jude Law

I think he's a hottie... a little bit on the hairy side though....

I thought this pic was funny...

Wa-mono

There's me, there's you (hoko-ten)

In a pedestrian paradise

Where the catwalk got its claws (meow)

A subculture, in a kaleidoscope of fashion

Prowl the streets of Harajuku (irasshaimase)

Super lovers, tell me where you got yours

(At the super lovers store)

Yochi Yamamoto

I'm hanging with the locals

Where the catwalk got its claws

All you fashion know-it-alls

With your underground malls

In the world of Harajuku

Putting on a show, when you dress up in your clothes

Wild hair color and cell phones

Your accessories are dead on

[chorus 2x]

Harajuku girls, you got the wicked style

I like the way that you are

I am your biggest fan, oh

Harajuku girls

I'm looking at you girls

You're so original girls

You got the look that makes you stand out

Juku girls, I'm looking at you girls

You mix and match it girls

You dress so fly and just parade around (arigato)

I'm fascinated by the Japanese fashion scene

Just an American girl in the Tokyo streets

My boyfriend bought me a Hysteric Glamour shirt

They're hard to find in the States, got me feeling couture

What's that you got on

Is it Comme Des Garcons

A Vivienne Westwood can't go wrong

Mixed up with second-hand clothes

(Let's not forget about John Galliano, no)

Flip the landscape when Nigo made A Bathing Ape

I've got expensive taste (oh well)

Guess I'm better save up (cho takai)

[chorus 2x]

Work it, express it

Live it, command your style

Create it, design it

Now let me see you work it [repeat]

You bring style and color all around the world (you harajuku girls)

You bring style and color all around the world (you harajuku girls)

Your look is so distinctive, like DNA

Like nothing I've ever seen in the USA

Your underground culture, visual grammar

The language of your clothing, is something to encounter

A ping-pong match between eastern and western

Did you see your inspiration in my latest collection

Just wait til you get your little hands on L.A.M.B.

Cause it's (super kawaii), that means (super cute in Japanese)

The streets of Harajuku are your catwalk

Bishoujo, you're so vogue

That's what you drop

Cho saikou, Harajuku girls

(And that's what you drop, and that's what you drop)

Cho saikou, Harajuku girls

Harajuku girls [chorus in background]

Harajuku girls

Style detached from content

A fatal attraction to cuteness

Style is style

Fashion is fashion

Girl, you got style

Now he is one of my personal favorites....

That's right!! Keanu Reeves!!

He looks good with any hair style, has a godly smile, awesome in any role, and he is gorgeous!!

And here is one for the bars!!!

Sorry sof can't see the mullet. I'd rather not anyway i hate mullets. I think they are the nastiest creation mankind can ever think of!!!!

Got this in an email today:

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the

guys'

side of the story.

(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"

from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.. These

are

our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining

about

you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let

it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going ! to think of it

that

way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do

not

work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's

what

we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In

fact,

all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us

to

act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways

makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. ! You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it

done.

Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,

for

example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no

idea

what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like

nothing's

wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer

you

don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

discuss

such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch

tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping

MyLeakyBucket-

Hehe, hi and his Better Body Basics cause me daily amusement. Feast your eyes ladeez.

maybe if you put a paper bag over his face....

PRICELESS

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over the limit),

a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the

other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic

patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a

rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up

to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work

from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but

surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket: $105.00

Court Costs: $45.00

Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

she looks very disoriented in all her pics... how funny

I used to think Devon Sawa was hot... very long time ago though.

And more Ewan Mcgregor is always awesome!

Joaquin Phoenix.....

MOving on...

Kate Beckinsale

It's like your getting a massage for your eyes...

More Pics and less talk now people!! Next:

Jake Gyllenhaal

Hugh Jackman

I woke up today with the biggest pain in my ankle!!! I hate that shit!!!

When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out

I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out

LET ME GO OOONNNN

LIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUN

LET ME GO OOONNN

BIG HANDS I KNOW YOUR THE ONE!!