Eternal Usagi-Chan
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And I thought I was the only one that still thinks that Justin Timberlake is hot!!
And Mekhi Phifer is the only black man I would ever do... if I were single!!
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This is the only pic I could find of him.
He is the one on the right of Anne Hathaway
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Subject: The Wal-Mart doctor
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about
it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than
a
doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten
seconds
later,
the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your
arm in
warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to
Wal-Mart, eager to
check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and
awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get better.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
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I don't know about Liam... but Dave is a definite hottie Nanno!!
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mmmmmmm DAVID BECKHAM :D
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IVANA HUMPALOT!!!
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Isn't she cute??
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Very Few will know what this means...
Sethy... PIPI!!!
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He is what I call Dorky Hot!!
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Alright- It was Christina Aguilera " Loving me for me", that was kind of hard I guess but whatever....
Replacement Song-
"And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where you going to tomorrow
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care
And I feel it
And I feel it..."
This one should be easier
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OK it's time for some asian beauty up in this bitch...
Most of you should be familiar with this one
And this one is Koda Kumi... Beautiful Japanese Pop Star
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Vin..? HA, Feast your eye on this...
CAN YOU SMMMMMMEEEEELLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN' ?
God Bless Dwayne Johnson
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Ok I'm going to have to spill the beans on this one and go with another song if nobody can get it.... Come One People!!!!
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I wouldn't consider it cheating, and plus if you asked her and not told us it would have been the same. How would anyone know if anyone asked for help anyway??
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Nobody knows??
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Thank you Nanno!! But please hold the applause for the next pic...
Markie Mark...
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sorry for the suspence!!! Next Song...
"People ask If i'm in love with you
Cause I'm sitting here with your picture, smiling to myself
Careless of my own thoughts of you, My heart speaks before my mind thinks through
And I Blush as I say yes"
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Wonderwall by Oasis
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hey kos, don't get me wrong- I love homer!! And there is nothing wrong with being in the closet
Pictures of hot chicks
in Sensible Chuckle
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I think her sister Nicky is prettier...