ChristyandJake

Are you going to answer, or do you shy away from sexual questions? (whatevah, i know you dont lol)

I was raised Catholic and took first communion then quit going to church and I dont practice anymore.

I dont like his new shaved head and dancing gayly in his video. Other than that he's cute.

Yeah um...Michael Jackson is not a hot guy haha but if you think he is then good for you. I dont think Johnny Depp looks good as Willy Wonka at all.

I LOVE THIS SONG:

Artist: Stealers Wheel Lyrics

Song: Stuck in the Middle With You Lyrics

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

Stuck in the middle with you.

sexy denzel lol

the last picture is made even sexier by the lovely angelina whom I have a small thing for, I love her

me too and denzel washington yummy and everyone knows chocolate goes down smooth, (okay bad joke but I had to say it)

he was totally not sexy in Edward Scissorhands, but they should have totally cast him as the lead in Edward Penishands

yummy incubus

well move it back then

or Coffee Talk like that skit on SNL with Mike Myers or Answers up in here! Or Sexy Answers by Sexy SuperE Or Answers to Life's Problems.

I have no idea really Im just being silly, but its fun thinking of silly stuff. In a Different Light with SuperE, Out of the Darkness with SuperE, Enlightenment By SuperE. I dont know.

MH-----Whats your favorite sexual position? (said in french accent)

What is your sexiest fantasy and have you done it yet?

Do you like talking about sex?

If you could have sex with any famous personw ho would it be and why? girl and guy.

Shes really pretty and has huge ta-tas

What the hell is all over her?

MERLE HAGGARD

That's the Way Love Goes

I've been throwing horseshoes

Over my left shoulder

I've spent most all my life

Searching for that four-leafed clover

Yet you ran with me,

Chasing my rainbows

And honey I love you, too

that's the way love goes.

That's the way love goes, babe

That's the music God made

For all the world to sing

Its never old; it grows

Losing makes me sorry

well now, "Honey, don't worry."

dont u kno i love u too

that's the way love goes.

thats the way love goes babe

thats the music god made

for all the world to sing

it's never old it grows

losin makes me sorry

you say, honey i dont worry

i love you too

thats the way love goes

Oh I shoudl totally start writing up questions to ask you....fun

Do you have any ideas as to what you are going to call it or are you just getting started with asking MH? she is afterall all knowing.

Aretha Franklin

Mr.Bigstuff, who do u think u are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

Not because you wear

All those fancy clothes (oh yeah)

And have a big fine car

Oh yes you do now

Do you think I can't afford

To give you my love (oh yeah)

You think you're higher,

Than every star above

Mr.Bigstuff, who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

Now I know all the girls

I've seen you with

I know you broke their hearts

And ate them up bit by bit

You made them cry,

Many poor girls cry

When they trying to keep you happy,

They just trying ta keep you satisfied

Mr. Bigstuff,(tell me tell me), who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

I'd rather give my love

To a poor guy that has a love that is true

(Oh yeah)

Then to be fooled by,

And get hurt by you

Cause when I give my love,

I want love in return (oh yeah)

Now I know this is a lesson

Mr.Bigstuff you haven't learned

Mr.Bigstuff, tell me, who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna break my heart

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna make me cry

Dont you wish you had a shirt like this? I know I do

PENIS CANDY ANYONE????

hahahahaha? awwww cute?

In 1814 we took a little trip

Along with Colonel Jackson down the might Mississipp'

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans

And we caught the bloody British in a town of New Orleans

We fired our guns and the British kept a comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin'

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Sorry I was thinking American Psycho I dont know why I was thinking of the Psycho Remake who cares they were both crap movies.

Purefoy would be okay.

I dont think Christian Bale would make a good Bond but thats just me I totally dont see him in the part, I just cant picture it, plus he's doing Batman. And Im a firm believer that you shouldnt play Batman and Bond and be the main star in the crap remake of Psycho lol Just my opinion(said with french accent)

Yeah we saw him about 430-ish something around there yes 820 east towards dallas then he merged onto 121/183 twas fun, I was going to wave but we couldnt get in front of him and then we passed him too fast cause he had to slow down for some truck hauling a bobcat thingy doo lol. Im not too bright.

Vagina juice is also Nature's lube hahaha and precum theres nature lube everywhere. lol

I will think of more questions later to ask you

Jason Stathum is too much of a tough guy to be James Bond and he doesnt have the smoothness, but he'd make a great villian. Clive Owen would be awesome hes totally sexy, and British. and Daniel Craig is rumored to be an option, but I dont think hes sexy at all.

You know who would be interesting says Jake, Ewan McGregor, but I dont know if he could pull it off. Just interesting.

Do you not like answering my questions? :( lol